Al Jean

@MatthewModine @gardenofdreams That’s terrific! Congratulations!

Thank you to everyone at the @gardenofdreams Foundation for this incredible honor!

@JaydenLibran That’s great Congratulations on all the work you’re doing

Yesterday marked the 31st anniversary of one of my favorite Simpsons moments of all time, "See My Vest." To mark the occasion, here is my impression cover/homage to that classic moment of Mr. Burns' villainy. #thesimpsons #mrburns #Smithers #voiceover #simpsons

pls god let it be twins it would be so fucking funny

God does not bless any conflict. Anyone who is a disciple of Christ, the Prince of Peace, is never on the side of those who once wielded the sword and today drop bombs. Military action will not create space for freedom or times of #Peace, which comes only from the patient promotion of coexistence and dialogue among peoples.

Hundreds of millions of people throughout the world are immersed in extreme poverty. Yet, disproportionate wealth remains in the hands of a few. It is an unjust scenario, in the face of which we cannot fail to question ourselves and commit to change things. There is no lack of resources at the root of disparities, but the need to address solvable problems related to a more equitable distribution of wealth, to be achieved with moral sense and honesty.

Why isn't the rescued American pilot being interviewed on every single news channel and hailed as a hero? Is it because he doesn't exist?

Retweet if you believe Netanyahu is a war criminal.

A Julius Caesar knife holder.

Mientras Trump tomaba cocaína del culo de una stripper en las fiestas sexuales de su amigo judío Roy Cohn en NYC, el Papa León recorría los caminos rurales de Perú en burro junto a Jesús y su Iglesia.

At the end of "The Honeymooners" Christmas episode in 1955, the cast surprised the audience by breaking character & wishing the viewers at home a Merry Christmas - a first in television history

JUST IN: The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled against absolute immunity for Donald Trump in the Epstein case, allowing him to be legally subpoenaed. Raise your hand if you stand with the Court! 🖐️

🚨NEW: Senator John Fetterman just announced he will vote against the War Powers resolution next week. This pig needs to be primaried.

This is going to haunt Jon Stewart for the rest of his life.

@nemo1080 😊

@AlJean The man was notoriously detail-oriented. So much so that he sent a crew up to the Moon to build an actual set to fake the moon landing on

That Kubrick thinks of everything…

Original writers for @TheSimpsons @Interbang1Jeff Martin and I visit the show's co-creator Sam Simon.

Lo más inverosímil de esta por otro lado verosímil historia es que alguien de la administración Trump sepa lo que fue el papado de Avignon.

The first American pope in history is now a refugee from his own country because he dared to speak out in favor of peace. Let that sink in. Just let. That. Sink. In.

The last person to make such a threat against the Vatican was Adolf Hitler.

Pope Leo XIV was half an hour late for his audience with the Italian Winter Olympic and Paralympic committees because he was meeting with David Alexrod, Obama’s chief strategist, this morning.