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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@frogwoman0708 @AngelasPearls @BaronDestructo Really? I'm making CC lams then when you visit in October. Maybe it's not too late to fix this mom.

@AngelasPearls @BaronDestructo Clams. I had a bad experience with them once on a blind date and swore off both forever.

Lose one. Me - shrimp without a doubt.

Not gonna lie. #powermetal and #gardening go really well together.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Mar 2009 (via @twi_age).

@grumpyvadercat Oof

Oof.... Not eating/ordering from that place again. 3:50 AM bad indigestion tweet....

@grumpyvadercat Same, but minecraft.

In other news, starting to play Stardew Valley was a horrible decision.

May? It seems like you should know about that. You're the one organizing the effort here Domino's. Word choice man...

I was jugglebussin' all day long, but then I had to reset my password, which I immediately forgot, and now I'm strugglebusssin'.

New word alert: Jugglebussin': for when you're doing a lot, and have a bunch of balls in the air, and you're on top of it and super focused - but one mistake will make everything come crashing down. You're all very welcome for my linguistic contribution.

@DoctorTrevor youtube.com/watch?v=gavlcb… Dear god in heaven, yes.

@almostdunne i have very limited free time due to some choices i made (marriage and kids), should i watch Zardoz?

What the fuck did I purchase to inspire a damn magical hell hound Amazon?

Jesus, man, I fuckin LOVE reddit comments.

@grumpyvadercat @frogwoman0708 If either of you haven't watched Haunting of Hill House on Netflix that is a goddamn master class in cinematography and horror

@frogwoman0708 Yeah. I don't need reality encroaching on the fantasy

Sooo. Been watching more horror movies lately. Spurred on by watching Malignant recently. That's put me on a James Wan from films. Insidious (ffs some creepy moments). The Conjuring (more jump scares). The Conjuring 2 ... Reached a scene where I said Touche Satan. Touche.

I am 18.3% evil, 26.7% chaotic, making me true neutral: idrlabs.com/moral-alignmen… via @idr_labs

@MojangSupport Awesome, thanks. If I just buy dungeons on my MS account, and I leave regular minecraft where it is on my Mojang account, when I migrate to the MS account will everyone just be one big happy family? Or should I wait?

@almostdunne Account migration will be taking place in waves - if you don't see a notification in your launcher or profile page, it’s not your turn yet. *If you receive an email about migration, do not give out your information!* Thank you for your patience.

Hey @MojangSupport I have a Mojang account. I have an MS account. I want to buy #MinecraftDungeons and play from the launcher with my same damn account. I'm fine with migrating to an MSA to do so, but I just can't seem to make it happen. How I make it do?

@LostAtoms I don't think I'm ever going to refer to a bunker as anything other than a safety cave now.

I couldn’t think of the word “bunker” so what came out was “safety cave” Why am I like this

@RoyFilmDPT DUDE.

I've said for the last 35 years that Isaac Asimov's Foundation trilogy would be an amazing movie trilogy, but it would never work in the traditional sense. Now it's being made into a tv series! This is brilliant! youtube.com/watch?v=FZd3xU…

-Like a speakeasy for pancakes -You know you've made it when you have your own cemetery -Southern Baptists are just READY for an apocalypse -Don't you speak ill of Taylor swift! -I could go for a ball pit, I'm vaccinated -Would you like to pick out a clearance wine? #roadTrip