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@Shawn_Farash @GovPressOffice About as strong as the strength of your mental issues

@GovPressOffice How strong was the weed you smoked before posting this?

The man who actually got Iran to make a deal that kept Americans safe

@Phishie_Philly @leggstarconor @JessicaTarlov @avibebert You should drink more beer. Maybe you’d be smarter you dumb fucking magat.

@Phishie_Philly @leggstarconor @JessicaTarlov @avibebert You’re a retard. You don’t understand shit.

If that’s the case, why did the President ease $14 billion of sanctions on Iranian oil?

@CryptoEnfermos @DanielTurnerPTF Stick to tapas you dumb fuck. You don’t know shit

@DanielTurnerPTF It sounds crazy, but in the US, salaries are enough for that and more.

Gas prices hit an all-time record high of $5.02 under Joe Biden in June 2022. Your account didn’t tweet about "gas prices" even once that month. Save us from the fake outrage.

@SongsByHamilton @JetSetGent @JessicaTarlov Explain his 2020 deal with the saudis to cut oil supply…..

@JetSetGent @JessicaTarlov Which was made necessary because he…

@BetsyMadden13 @JessicaTarlov We’re waiting for your answer you dumb cunt

@JessicaTarlov Easing of sanctions come with compliance. Bombs will accompany lack of compliance.

@MericanHamster @GiveMeADouble @JessicaTarlov You’re a fucking retard.

@GiveMeADouble @JessicaTarlov The one we're in with the only country in the world that's trying to eradicate all the Jews and all the Americans. Jessica either forgot that part or the part that she's a Jewish American.

@AdamWilday @kyledcheney @Hailey_Fuchs You’re a dumb fuck

@kyledcheney @Hailey_Fuchs Jack Smith belongs in Gitmo. He knows it, you know it, your editors know it.

NEW: Documents relesaed today by Sen. Grassley show Jack Smith's interest in the phone records of GOP lawmakers stemmed from a vast array of contacts they had with people who aide Trump's bid to subvert the 2020 election. w/ @Hailey_Fuchs politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

@FootballCravee @RichJohnsonNFL lol.

Zay Flowers camp is seeking a contract similar to what Jaxon Smith-Njigba received, per @RichJohnsonNFL

@GamerInAGi @CarterNixon

@CarterNixon he beat up a four eyed old fat dude bro.

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

@PhillipOfBurns @notgaetti This is the way

@notgaetti First out in the 9th, so it doesn't count, but I would like to remind people of Dewayne wise, saving Mark Buerhle's perfect game in the 9th. youtu.be/kk9nLy-A0qI?si…

Drop whatever you’re doing, folks Robin Yount goes full Superman in deep center field to snare this titanic drive and seal the no-hitter for southpaw Juan Nieves, the first no-hitter in Milwaukee Brewers franchise history Is this THE greatest play ever to clinch a no-no?

@FanBoysSuckk @m6drop We’re doing the exact same for the exact same reasoning.

@m6drop Vegas sucks right now. It was once great. Not anymore. We’re headed to Europe instead this summer 👍🏻

I NOTICE THE DIVIDE IN LAS VEGAS BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO EAT HOT DOGS, HAMBURGERS, PIZZA VS THE FINE DINING CROWD. THE FINE DINING CROWD THINKS THE PIZZA EATERS ARE DISGUSTING SLOBS WHO FLY ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS TO EAT TRASH THAT COULD OF BEEN BOUGHT AT THEIR LOCAL 7/11

@Notwokenow @EschatologyFB You guys have never had a business that involves marketing before. Putting Easter on something shortens its selling season. It’s like puttung Christmas ale on a beer. Sales die after Christmas. Call it a winter ale….and you’re good for three more months.

I am well-focused on the attacks on Christianity all over the world. And when a company disappears Christianity while it advertises to Islam, YOU should focus. I am not a naive, simpering Christian who can’t “focus” on many things. The degradation of our Christian nation being one of those things. If YOU don’t care, that’s on you. And if you can’t see that this is happening, that’s on YOU, too. Just go ahead and convert and stop pretending.

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@ElijahSchaffer @fubar001 No. We all weren’t

We were all so stupid

@Candilox @Uchemontanatv @WilliamShatner Fucking AI bots

@Uchemontanatv @WilliamShatner Be careful what foods you eat, cosmetics & clothes you wear, cleaners you use, and fragrances you expose yourself to daily. They’re loaded with toxic chemicals. Young ones are watching.

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@Uchemontanatv @WilliamShatner Shut the fuck up plebe. I’m sure the 95 year old legend appreciates advice from your dumb Twitter ass.

@WilliamShatner At 95, you could still come down with lung cancer, TB or COPD Be careful what you put out there especially when you’re don living your life The young ones are watching

@strategery_mr @Yahyah2252 @MarkWarner There’s not going to be a regime change

@alphabeerguy @Yahyah2252 @MarkWarner Only if the regime changes, that is the difference. If it doesn’t, I’ll agree this wasn’t the best idea.

I remember when my Republican colleagues blasted Barack Obama over $400M tied to hostages and an old debt with Iran. Now, under Donald Trump, sanctions relief on 140M barrels of Iranian oil could net Tehran up to $15 BILLION — while the U.S. is at war. Where’s the outrage now?

@strategery_mr @Yahyah2252 @MarkWarner So now we’re giving them more but because it’s Trump they’ll use it for the good of their people. lol. Change your name to MRBraindead.

@Yahyah2252 @MarkWarner Right , a bribe. No one is disputing it was a terrible idea to give radical Islamist money to spread terror in the region.

@strategery_mr @Marcelo10677130 @MarkWarner Yeah the tens of thousands of people that have been chanting death to America in Tehran just love us.

@Marcelo10677130 @MarkWarner I think your challenge is that you won’t separate the people from the leadership from the country. Iran has radical Islamic leadership and and they have to good people of Iran. The leadership sponsor terror in the Middle East. Once there is a new government peace breaks out.

@MurrayHillGuy1 Tell me you don’t work hard without telling me you don’t work hard.

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?