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@JulieChangRE Jokes on them, I rent

Yep. Flushable wipes are NOT flushable Having watched too many sewer line videos- slow drains noted on inspections - there’s a lot of things you shouldn’t put down your drains Grease Food - no your garbage disposal isn’t intended for you to put a plate of pasta down it If you have cast iron still - no Charmin

Noem: Well, you know, how the fake news works. They leave out some or most of the facts.. I hope people buy the book and they find out the truth of the story because the truth is that this was a working dog and it was not a puppy,

@GeneralMCNews Party of small government strikes again 🤣

BREAKING: Governor Ron DeSantis signs legislation to ban lab-grown meat in Florida.

Trump couldn’t afford the $3500 fee 🤣

@brian_muss81255 It’s for people who can’t walk you moron

@Ngibbonz @Oregonian You don’t need to be a citizen to win the lottery you jag off

“First, I want to thank God for giving me this beautiful prize,” said Cheng Saephan, the only winner to attend the official announcement at Oregon Lottery headquarters in Salem. Read more: oregonlive.com/portland/2024/…

@nexta_tv Get ready

Scientists are studying planet K2-18b, which discovered a gas produced only by living organisms Now, to confirm the finding, the James Webb Space Telescope will undertake hours of observations of the planet. The results of the study will be ready and published in a few months. 📰 Daily Mail

@KristiNoem Can’t say your political career was a good one, but I can say I’m glad it’s over

I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons learned. What I learned from my years of public service, especially leading South Dakota through COVID, is people are looking for leaders who are authentic, willing to learn from the past, and don’t shy away from tough challenges. My hope is anyone reading this book will have an understanding that I always work to make the best decisions I can for the people in my life. The fact is, South Dakota law states that dogs who attack and kill livestock can be put down. Given that Cricket had shown aggressive behavior toward people by biting them, I decided what I did. Whether running the ranch or in politics, I have never passed on my responsibilities to anyone else to handle. Even if it’s hard and painful. I followed the law and was being a responsible parent, dog owner, and neighbor. As I explained in the book, it wasn't easy. But often the easy way isn't the right way.

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If you have a favorite photo of a pet that you didn’t shoot in the face in a gravel pit, please share it here. I’ll start. ❤️

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@KristiNoem Which one did you shoot?

This is how we relax after giving the State of the State address. Holding two week old puppies!! ❤️

@ReformedSooner @Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg Nebraska is the new hot spot of liberal climate change promoters? Why did god send the tornado there?

@Bubblebathgirl @CollinRugg Yep. They will credit their religion’s versions of evil gods or demons (climate change) instead of acknowledge the True and Living God of the Bible, much less acknowledge that he would be judging them or doing anything even remotely related to judging.

JUST IN: Massive half-mile wide tornado reported in several counties in Nebraska, knocking over a semi-truck. Western Omaha residents are being told to seek shelter now as the tornado is moving towards Elkhorn. Multiple toronados have been reported in the Lincoln area with 60mph winds and "golf balls-sized hail." (Nebraska Public Media) According to the Lincoln Journal, one of the tornadoes was "a half mile wide at one point." Insane. Videos: @aaronjayjack @NickGormanWX

@wasabilube Hold on to your panties when you find out the whole franchise was created by a gay man

In the new #Fallout tv-series there is this "Dane" character. Dane acts like a boy but is very obviously a girl. Acts girly, sounds girly, looks like a girl. What is the reason for her pretending to be a guy? No info about Dane's reasons for the pretense has been given in season1

@levelsio Not a real therapist, but called therapistAI… this is just a grift

Real therapy is VERY expensive, it can be $75-$150/hour for a good therapist That means weekly sessions with a real therapist can cost you $300 to $600 per month Also a real therapist isn't available 24/7, try calling them at 4am? Nights often are the darkest of times mentally, I speak from experience TherapistAI.com is very cheap, right now it's $9.99/mo for 24/7 help Even if it's not as good as a real therapist (I think it's getting close and already very helpful btw) It's literally 30x to 60x cheaper than a real therapist - making it within reach of way more people that can benefit from someone to talk to! It can even be used in combination with real therapy

@BowTiedRanger Explain pugs then

Imagine believing this is what actually happened 😂

people on twitter will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a walmart" and then not firebomb a walmart

@Road_trippn You didn’t have boomers honking and yelling at you to get out of the way, and sometimes running you over

No helmet, no elbow pads, no kneepads and no fear! Oh how did we survive? 😉

@repkevinhern Every time… the ppp loan will haunt all the hypocrites lol

Biden's debt transfer scheme puts the burden on taxpayers, forcing the 87% without loans to foot the bill for the 13% who do. Saddling the hardworking taxpayers of America with such a debt transfer will only make life more unaffordable. He’s buying votes during an election year.

@CouvePatriot @Tonybear0717 @Oregonian On either way it’s bad

Buffalo Wild Wings closes sports bar in city-owned downtown Portland garage, ‘haven for crime and drug use’ oregonlive.com/dining/2024/04…