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@FindingAureus yea cuz there is nothing generic about a bunch of even whiter LA transplants signing about avocados and therapy over rehashed hives riffs. that’s real art

you can't talk down cheekface for sounding generic immediately after retweeting a post about the most generic and safe sounding white woman in pop just say you don't like alt music

who is the Daughtry of indie rock

@expert_frowner it’s ok i think dude has been waiting for an opportunity to be full-on mean to me instead of just snarky so i’m glad he got it lol. your og opinion is correct btw. leaves falling or growing is the ideal strokes weather

@wrongsinatra @amenbreakfast im sorry i tweeted about the strokes guys

Tweeting “Oh you think this tweet about the strokes sucks? What about a tweet from Hitler???” unironically is why I will never leave this site full of morons.

@wrongsinatra u tweet more than i do man

@amenbreakfast Ok so if you know this guy what the hell does this have to do with education? And once again back to my first point why should I know or care about the tweets of some rando with 2k followers. You being this terminally online doesn’t make you more educated it makes you a dork.

@marisa_tomeifan which is which

@wrongsinatra take 3 deep breaths and look at his replies tab. i bought a shirt of his like 2 years ago and have followed since. i’ve seen the jokes, it’s the same avenue as josiah and i know u know what i mean. plus the tisburys even seem to understand it’s a joke so what’s all this for

@amenbreakfast Oh so you don’t even know this person you’re just assuming they’re joking? That’s even dumber hahaha.

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

@wrongsinatra ohhh no they taught me to distinguish between irony and sincerity in elementary school. everything else i learned on the computer!

@amenbreakfast I’m not sure if making fun of a stupid tweet by an account with 2000 followers is falling for anything but I’m probably not as online as you are

@Harry8__ @cigparty i saw them at kilby block party and they were unbelievably wasted and it was awesome

@cigparty seeing them at festivals >

also, new strokes album cool cool whatever but how about a PROPER TOUR where i don’t have to sit amongst a crowd of goatee all lives matter oakley sunglasses guys who are waiting for the red hot chili peppers

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

Going to a pop punk show and crowdkilling 12 year old girls so the lead singer doesn’t get a chance to hit on them

do u think kimya dawson feels like millennial oppenheimer

Press R3 to enter Babyvision and plan your next action. > Choose 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — Let's train with these toys a little longer. > Choose 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — I will need the extra energy tomorrow. > Choose 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 (requires Speech Lv.10) — I am ready to speak, mother

(Sitting respectfully next to a girl on the bus for 5 minutes) April fools! I'm actually going to try and talk to you;

Norm Powell highlights with Norm Macdonald's moth joke playing over them

@bighead_bighead yeah

yall fw Matthew sweet

@FranziaMom gotta be goths or pierre but i voted pierre. for the snakes and january 31, 438 were instant classics

I think it’s clear that Beat The Champ is the last truly great Mountain Goats album—the capstone of their very good decade following the stunning 2000-‘05 run. Taking that as a given: what’s the best album in the decade since then? (8 albums, second half of poll in reply)

dropping your guitar starts being kind of fun when you realize it doesn't matter

@cigparty his music is sooo fun. this is genuinely one of the best pop rock songs ever music.apple.com/us/album/how-c…

@amenbreakfast i just read about the toy instruments thing that’s crazy. you’ve opened up a whole new rabbit hole for me i can’t wait

it’s mad nice outside what’s a pop album everyone’s enjoyed recently