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@greeneraliauk @RoryStewartUK @JamesTCobbler @Keir_Starmer Like David Cameron?

@RoryStewartUK @JamesTCobbler @Keir_Starmer Doesn't it bother you at all that Timpson is not a member of parliament?

A great appointment - and a really promising sign of the approach of the new government - congratulations @JamesTCobbler and @Keir_Starmer

@John_dg7 @jessphillips Well they have never gone to Rwanda, we are just saving millions talking about it

@jessphillips I would like to know where all the illegal immigrants mainly men are going to live other than taking up hotel rooms and costing the Country millions a day. I would like to know what Labour are going to do to stop this and resolve it.

Good for him. The legislation has been a gift to modern slavers and should never have been allowed.

Always invest in good speakers

This is gaining steam…

Even Liz Truss in the dying hours of her premiership managed to summon the courage to sack Suella Braverman

@SuellaBraverman Coming here, taking our tents, whatever next @SuellaBraverman

The British people are compassionate. We will always support those who are genuinely homeless. But we cannot allow our streets to be taken over by rows of tents occupied by people, many of them from abroad, living on the streets as a lifestyle choice. 1/4

@jakephillips @esc_eurocrim @sergiogrossi17 Congratulations,

Anyone asked Michael Portillo to step back from his train stuff?

@jenkean Don't spend that winter fuel allowance all at once 😂

I’ve definitely reached my retirement peak. I’m on a bus to M & S to buy thermal tights. 🛍️🚌 #dayout

@OldBonesBfd Get some pads!

I can’t remember aching this much ever… #skateboarding in my 40s… Fun (really fun!) but not one of my more sensible ideas!

@jakephillips Nice work!

@OldBonesBfd Sorry to hear that dude - onwards and upwards 😊

2/2 which is a feeling I’ve not had on any other dates. Really disappointed.

2nd date was supposed to be tonight but she cancelled on me yesterday. Honestly gutted because it was (I thought) a really amazing 1st date and we seemed really comfortable in each other’s company. I’ll move on but genuinely thought it could progress to something 1/2

Between 2014 and 2017, Israel is estimated to have deported around 4,000 asylum seekers to Rwanda and Uganda. Nearly every single one of them left. Many were smuggled back towards Europe, facing capture by militias, Islamic State, and a perilous crossing of the Med. (1/?)

The recent twattery in a nicely compacted lozenge.

The week in Tory MPs so far: one convicted of molesting a minor, another having to apologise for defending said paedophile, PM and chancellor convicted of breaking the COVID laws they wrote. And it’s only Fucking Tuesday.

Unlike Channel 4, taxpayers do, astoundingly, pay for Nadine Dorries, and personally I’d much rather she were cut loose to market forces and I’d happily pay for the channel instead of the current arrangement. #SaveChannel4

@Anamariacida It doesn't count if you have already paid for it 😂

@MossBros very excited to collect new suit this evening, very disappointed to find the Leeds store closed early despite the stated time of 8 closing - has something changed, do your publicised closing times need updating - wasted trip and expense for me

Good morning!

@jakephillips Cynic 🙄😊