Akshay

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Akshay

Akshay

@ampunamiya

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Katılım Aralık 2014
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ANI@ANI·
#WATCH | Kolkata, West Bengal: A man dressed as Mahatma Gandhi arrived at the BJP office as the party edged towards victory in the Bengal assembly election, says, "... I have walked all the way from Jagannath Puri, and today I have reached Kolkata. I feel very happy—after 15 years, a BJP government is being formed here... Didi’s dominance has ended. Now, young people will get jobs, women will find employment, and most importantly, the fear of casteism and intimidation will disappear... I travel across India on foot in Gandhi’s attire... Today I have reached Kolkata."
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Frontier Indica
Frontier Indica@frontierindica·
>story of middle class Wagie >family has 80 grams of old gold left by Dadi >mother says never touch it, this is family izzat >Wagie watches one finance reel about "idle assets" >decides he is not emotional like previous generations >walks into bank to "monetise household gold" >relationship manager says sir very good decision, national liquidity will improve >gold goes for purity testing >actual gold content comes out much lower than expected because of stones, lac, solder and lower purity >family asks where dadi's bangles are >Wagie says don’t worry, now we have e-gold units >mother stops speaking to him >gold price pumps 18% >Wagie rejoices, "Now is the time to redeem" >app is down for maintenance >website says KYC mismatch >bank says please visit home branch >home branch says please raise ticket with customer care >customer care says issue has been escalated >meanwhile cousin who never read one finance book in his life kept his wife’s gold in locker and is now up Rs 4 lakh >Dadi appears in dream and calls wagie a certified chutiya
India & The World@IndianInfoGuid

🚨 Govt plans E-Gold to monetise idle household Gold & boost liquidity

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Akshay@ampunamiya·
Are you ready to fill a 50 question performance review form to prove worthy of 1% bonus you little peasant?
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Mayur Shetty TOI
Mayur Shetty TOI@mayurshetty01·
@ampunamiya The forecast was that a 30 year old in 2000 would require Rs 1 crore by the time they retired in 2030
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Akshay@ampunamiya·
Tbh DINK, FIRE are internet invented terms to induce unnecessary anxiety amongst the working class and lot has to do with mutual funds marketing. You can retire with even FDs and PPF if the pure focus is on your career & timely increments while maintaining disciplined lifestyle
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Akshay@ampunamiya·
@brawling_virago And expenses too dont increase infinitely throughout the whole life.
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Gems of virago
Gems of virago@brawling_virago·
@ampunamiya If you pay an EMI today that stays fixed for life. Salary will increase.
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Gems of virago
Gems of virago@brawling_virago·
@ampunamiya And people talk like their salaries won’t increase (this is about people who are actually in a decent bracket income wise)
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Sandeep Jethwani
Sandeep Jethwani@sandeepjethwani·
If the 40 crore retirement number I shared shocked you, this post is for you. Here is what I said. If you are 40 today, spending 2 lakh rupees a month, with no EMIs to service, and you want to retire at 60, you will need 40 crore rupees. The comments had a lot of pushback. The number feels impossible. It is not. Let me show you why. Two assumptions drive this number. Inflation and life expectancy. Both are higher than what regular retirement calculators assume. Both are right. Start with inflation. Retail CPI in India is 5 to 6%. That is the inflation of atta, dal, and bus fare. It is not the inflation of an affluent household. Private healthcare in India runs at 12 to 14% every year. Domestic staff wages in metros are growing at 10 to 12%. Premium school fees, international travel, club memberships. All of these inflate between 8 and 10%. Blend them and you get 9%. That is the real inflation rate of an HNI lifestyle. Now life expectancy. Most Indians plan their retirement assuming they will live to 75 or 80. That is what national averages suggest. But national averages are pulled down by infant mortality and rural data. They have nothing to do with how long a healthy, affluent Indian actually lives. For a couple aged 65 today, there is a 71% probability that one partner reaches 85. A 44% probability that one reaches 90. Now the math. 2 lakh rupees a month at 9% inflation becomes 11 lakh 20 thousand rupees a month at age 60. That is an annual spend of 1.34 crore. Plan for 30 years of retirement. Your retirement portfolio which is focused on capital preservation (60% fixed income: 40% equity) earns 9%. Your Inflation is also 9%. Your real return is zero. So corpus needed equals 30 multiplied by 1.34 crore. That is 40 crore. Here is the good news. This number is not as far away as it looks. At 12% returns before retirement, 40 crore at age 60 translates to roughly 4 crore today for a 40 year old. The point of this message is not to scare you. It is to make sure you understand the silent erosion of purchasing power that inflation causes.
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INVESTMENT HULK
INVESTMENT HULK@INVESTMENTSHULK·
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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Akshay@ampunamiya·
Bc you get money for a bag broken! 😮
Ashutosh@sonasingh46

My sister flew with @IndiGo6E and they broke her bag. The bag is a Mokobara bag that I got at around 8k. They are offering her a safari bag or 4500 INR as per their policy. What kind of policy is this. Consumer safety is a joke in this nation. @DGCAIndia ??

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Akshay@ampunamiya·
@AndColorPockeT E-PAN me bolte hai prints ki jarurat nahi koi b offices me. Aur ye bhadwe officers har jagah print or original mangwate hai.
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