Andreas Kaju
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Andreas Kaju
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managing partner @ https://t.co/0Z0BxX5HvL / part of https://t.co/EDCP1uqZQA / frm advisor to 🇪🇪 Prime Minister, MoD. #girldad
Baltic Bubble Katılım Nisan 2008
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#lmc2026 is off to a start. The opening panel balances between self confidence about Europe rearming and self-doubt about the Americans

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@PyhaJumal @rceallen When you say “most people”, you mean the 130k people in the public sector
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NASA pays $100M for Microsoft 365 licensing across the agency. They standardized every system on Microsoft. They put Microsoft Surfaces on the Orion spacecraft as the crew's personal computing devices.
And the first technical crisis of humanity's return to the Moon was Reid Wiseman radioing Houston to say he has two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one works.
Mission Control's response? "With your go, we can remote in and take a look." The same exact workflow your company's IT helpdesk uses when you submit a ticket on a Monday morning. Except the user is traveling at 4,275 mph, 30,000 miles from Earth, and the Wi-Fi situation is considerably worse.
This spacecraft survived hydrogen leaks, helium leaks, a faulty heat shield, and a broken toilet. Outlook broke anyway. The toilet actually got fixed faster.
The real story here is that Microsoft has achieved something no other software company in history can claim: a support ticket from lunar transit. Their enterprise sales team should frame this. "Battle-tested in space" is a positioning statement most B2B companies would mass murder for, and Microsoft accidentally earned it because Outlook crashes everywhere, including orbit.
Outlook remains the only software in human history that performs identically whether you're in a cubicle in Redmond or aboard a spacecraft bound for the Moon. Universally, reliably broken. And we keep buying it anyway.
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.
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🔒Uus #maailmanaba episood väljas: Iraani sõda - kes murdub esimesena?
Saates vaatame otsa Trumpi võimalustele sõjast välja tagurdada, uurime kuidas konflikt mõjutab USA sisepoliitikat, Ühendriikide suhteid Euroopaga ja NATO tulevikku.
Kuula saadet siit:
open.spotify.com/episode/4yQfio…

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@james21245 @edwardlucas @Twee_Papillon @iLepikVonWiren Here’s an explanation of Estonian eastern border for 3rd graders.

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This is of course true. But learning it this way and late, might come at a bitter price for all
Walter Russell Mead@wrmead
Trump has won the ideological battle with Europe. If a generation of Europeans hadn’t blinded themselves to this hard but necessary truth, the world, the EU and the transatlantic relationship would be better off.
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Estonia is closely following the situation in the Middle East. We are in contact with our embassies.
We have always said that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon and have expressed our concerns about its destabilizing actions and the threat it poses.
Estonia calls on all parties to show restraint and avoid further escalation for the sake of regional and global security and stability, as well as the protection of civilians.
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