Andrew Fairley

@sturdyalex And here is Waiting For Brexit, a short play not by Samuel Beckett

MPs have even less time to stop a no-deal Brexit now that #BorisJohnson is proroguing Parliament - @rachaelmaskell, as my MP, please will you do everything you can to stop it? No deal will be socially and economically disastrous. #Prorogation

@FirstBusnews wanted to pass on some feedback - your driver on the number 6 bus in York (didn’t get his name but it was the bus was a 54 licence plate ending ENN) was absolutely fab! Friendly, extremely helpful, and made sure to get us the best price. Please pass on our thanks!

@Uber_Support I work for UberEATS, and was online. I can promise there were no orders whatsoever, as neither I, nor anyone else out working, were getting any. It’s been like this the entire evening. I think it’s a glitch in the system, rather than the system working as intended 🤨

@andrewfhimself Hi, Andrew! When demand is very high, some restaurants may not appear as available in your area. This is either done by us, or the restaurant, to prevent order cancellations or longer delivery times. Find out more here: help.uber.com/h/a2ec0b5c-6d2…

@UberEats is there any reason why every single restaurant in York (UK) is showing as unavailable?

@Ameyplc any reason why your driver has decided to block our drive? My wife has disabilities and we need constant access to it.

Hey @waitrose, did you see the news about @IcelandFoods getting rid of plastic in their packaging? Because I just bought this packet of ribs, and look how ridiculous the packaging is - such an enormous plastic tray; far bigger than needed. All of them were like this!

Sue Marlow on "the trick" of neoliberalism and its evangelical call to entrepreneurship: women need to exploit their agency, but when they fail, they are blamed for it. @GendInclusion

🎶Do you wanna build a snowman 🎶Come on let’s strike for fairer pay #USSStrike

@SimonHulmeYPN Hi, your pic of me and my friend was the front page pic of Monday’s Post - is there any way to purchase a copy of the pic?

Here we have an exotic dog. Good at ukulele. Fashionable af. Has two more arms if needed. Is blue. Knows what 'ohana means. 13/10 would pet

@martynd would be very interested to see this! :)

Government: Parliament has always been sovereign, "but it has not always felt like that". So Brexit means feels > reals. twitter.com/law_and_policy…

The best thesis defence is a good thesis offence (ht @xkcd) twitter.com/academiaobscur…

Guy has sat down to me in the library and pulled out hot roast chicken legs and is eating them and I can't concentrate because yummy smells.

He also particularly enjoyed the sign reading "Dump Trump", because they're learning about rhymes at school 😁

Brought the kids along, as well. My 5 y/o enjoyed his first protest march chant!

Great turn out at the #York #StandUpToTrump march!

@houmansadri I’ve managed to attend a few, but never presented anything! Fingers crossed my submission gets accepted!

Gathering data to help advise startups on 1st tech hires. Early stage founders, I’d love your input: mdinitiatives.typeform.com/to/CSf9sa - RT for reach!

Submitted my first ever paper to an academic #conference! Feels like a big milestone :)