Andy Keller

@BestJokeContest @Tesla If this doesn’t win best joke the contest is rigged.

FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative lane changes compared to Chill You should also notice overall improvements in smoothness & confidence

Excited to see Morrissey @officialmoz tomorrow in Flint at @thefim! The show is sold out but there are still Capitol Club seats available.

Maybe @netflix should go back to mailing dvds

@xandriteme @SawyerMerritt Maybe a “traffic nerd” mode for people who know that zipper merging is more efficient for everyone but frowned upon by some

I use it to drive me almost everywhere unless I feel like driving… now it’s getting to the point we need to start teaching it manners… like pull into the slow moving lane approaching the construction zone… I mean there needs to be settings… I think asshole mode for people who don’t give a f@ck… and polite mode for people who do… 🤣

We're having a massive moment with Tesla's FSD progress right now, yet so few people have any idea that it's even happening. • FSD 12 was a huge step change forward • 1.8 million Teslas got a free 30 day FSD trial • Tesla's fleet is now doing 1 billion FSD miles every 2-3 months (vs 1 billion every 3 years) • FSD (Supervised) v12.4 will get rid of the steering wheel nag (coming in 1-2 weeks) • Tesla is finally no longer compute constrained, allowing them to improve FSD MUCH quicker. The company's compute capacity will increase at least 6x this year. • Preliminary approval to launch FSD (Supervised) in China. • Swedish Transport Administration Advisor praises Tesla's FSD "smoothness and natural driving" after being given a test ride on German roads 2 weeks ago. Buckle up. These are exciting times.

Any app that uses notifications for ads gets deleted. @qdoba is the latest. Notifications about my burrito order are ok. Ads for catering are not. @Apple needs to crack down on apps sending ads via notifications. Deleted @BestBuy months ago for the same reason.

@RickDeVos I have friends and family across the political spectrum and I read a lot of news and I never heard a single person mention quarantine camps or any of these other things for that matter. This poll data seems flawed. I even followed the links and downloaded the spreadsheet.

Less than 18 months ago. Truly amazing how effectively this was memory-holed and how little discourse and attendant reflection and introspection came in the months that followed.

Nearly all negative articles about EVs are about non-@Tesla EVs (this one is about a Kia). Typically the complaint is about the charging infrastructure. Keep that in mind when shopping. I will never buy another gas car. apple.news/ADPAIvbIHQlOuI…

#Observability Day is in full swing and we are ready for opening day tomorrow at #KubeConEU! Stop by Booth S109 to chat observability pipelines and pick up some swag! What are you most looking forward to? 👍 Keynotes 👏 Sponsor Solutions ❤️ Breakout Sessions 😂 The Parties

PSA: Remember to round your floats! 11 decimal places is 11 more than necessary. Also, I tried to figure how an increase of 153 was 2.2% but I’ve already thought about this too much.

@lauravaughn_ Maybe it was me. Especially near the turns I prefer to back in instead of backing out. Hard to back into a moving car that way. Also when it’s go time I like to go. I also back into my garage.

@RickDeVos Closely followed by April. Cold rain is the worst.

No question that March is Michigan’s worst month.

@cromwellian Good luck with your next project. I enjoyed chatting with you at Google I/O years ago when I was working with GWT and I'm certain you'll do something awesome.

When I upgrade my phone, I get new hardware and keep my software. If I upgrade my @tesla I get new hardware and have to buy the software again. Discourages upgrading.

The rumors are true! Bindplane OP - the first open source observability pipeline built for @opentelemetry - is officially out of beta and available for all! Instrument once. Send anywhere. Check it out - open source and free to all! observiq.com/blog/bindplane…

Dear airlines, please make it as easy to share my flight info via text as it is to share my wordle. And don't include the price. Airports, dates, times.

If you've been wondering what I've been working on, it's now available in beta! I'm really proud of our team at observIQ for all of their hard work.

The future of telemetry is open source. That’s why @googlecloud and observIQ are teaming up to support the expansion of @opentelemetry! observiq.com/blog/observiq-…

My home HVAC has 2 temperatures, one for A/C and another for Heat. Anywhere in between it uses zero energy. Why do cars only ever have one? I would heat at 67 and cool at 74 and save energy.

@forjared No matter which way you’re going, it’s always up!

What kind of monster sets their navigation to “North is up” instead of direction of travel?

Just shared a link to the new @apple MacBook Pros and it looks like the metadata is a little outdated. Core i5 and i7 processors!