Andy Keller

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Andy Keller

Andy Keller

@andykellr

I write software. Principal Engineer @observiq working on BindPlane and OpenTelemetry.

Grand Rapids, MI Katılım Eylül 2007
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Tesla@Tesla·
FSD Supervised V14.1 now rolling out Highlights include – Arrival Options You can now select where FSD Supervised should park at the end of your trip: parking lot, on the street, driveway, parking garage or curbside – Driver Profile Sloth 🦥 Lower speeds & more conservative lane changes compared to Chill You should also notice overall improvements in smoothness & confidence
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
Excited to see Morrissey @officialmoz tomorrow in Flint at @thefim! The show is sold out but there are still Capitol Club seats available.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
@xandriteme @SawyerMerritt Maybe a “traffic nerd” mode for people who know that zipper merging is more efficient for everyone but frowned upon by some
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Keith 𝕏@islandkman·
I use it to drive me almost everywhere unless I feel like driving… now it’s getting to the point we need to start teaching it manners… like pull into the slow moving lane approaching the construction zone… I mean there needs to be settings… I think asshole mode for people who don’t give a f@ck… and polite mode for people who do… 🤣
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Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
We're having a massive moment with Tesla's FSD progress right now, yet so few people have any idea that it's even happening. • FSD 12 was a huge step change forward • 1.8 million Teslas got a free 30 day FSD trial • Tesla's fleet is now doing 1 billion FSD miles every 2-3 months (vs 1 billion every 3 years) • FSD (Supervised) v12.4 will get rid of the steering wheel nag (coming in 1-2 weeks) • Tesla is finally no longer compute constrained, allowing them to improve FSD MUCH quicker. The company's compute capacity will increase at least 6x this year. • Preliminary approval to launch FSD (Supervised) in China. • Swedish Transport Administration Advisor praises Tesla's FSD "smoothness and natural driving" after being given a test ride on German roads 2 weeks ago. Buckle up. These are exciting times.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
Any app that uses notifications for ads gets deleted. @qdoba is the latest. Notifications about my burrito order are ok. Ads for catering are not. @Apple needs to crack down on apps sending ads via notifications. Deleted @BestBuy months ago for the same reason.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
@RickDeVos I have friends and family across the political spectrum and I read a lot of news and I never heard a single person mention quarantine camps or any of these other things for that matter. This poll data seems flawed. I even followed the links and downloaded the spreadsheet.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
Nearly all negative articles about EVs are about non-@Tesla EVs (this one is about a Kia). Typically the complaint is about the charging infrastructure. Keep that in mind when shopping. I will never buy another gas car. apple.news/ADPAIvbIHQlOuI…
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Bindplane
Bindplane@bindplane·
#Observability Day is in full swing and we are ready for opening day tomorrow at #KubeConEU! Stop by Booth S109 to chat observability pipelines and pick up some swag! What are you most looking forward to? 👍 Keynotes 👏 Sponsor Solutions ❤️ Breakout Sessions 😂 The Parties
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
PSA: Remember to round your floats! 11 decimal places is 11 more than necessary. Also, I tried to figure how an increase of 153 was 2.2% but I’ve already thought about this too much.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
@lauravaughn_ Maybe it was me. Especially near the turns I prefer to back in instead of backing out. Hard to back into a moving car that way. Also when it’s go time I like to go. I also back into my garage.
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Rick DeVos
Rick DeVos@RickDeVos·
No question that March is Michigan’s worst month.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
@cromwellian Good luck with your next project. I enjoyed chatting with you at Google I/O years ago when I was working with GWT and I'm certain you'll do something awesome.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
When I upgrade my phone, I get new hardware and keep my software. If I upgrade my @tesla I get new hardware and have to buy the software again. Discourages upgrading.
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Bindplane
Bindplane@bindplane·
The rumors are true! Bindplane OP - the first open source observability pipeline built for @opentelemetry - is officially out of beta and available for all! Instrument once. Send anywhere. Check it out - open source and free to all! observiq.com/blog/bindplane…
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
Dear airlines, please make it as easy to share my flight info via text as it is to share my wordle. And don't include the price. Airports, dates, times.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
My home HVAC has 2 temperatures, one for A/C and another for Heat. Anywhere in between it uses zero energy. Why do cars only ever have one? I would heat at 67 and cool at 74 and save energy.
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
@forjared No matter which way you’re going, it’s always up!
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Jared Rosoff
Jared Rosoff@forjared·
What kind of monster sets their navigation to “North is up” instead of direction of travel?
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Andy Keller@andykellr·
Just shared a link to the new @apple MacBook Pros and it looks like the metadata is a little outdated. Core i5 and i7 processors!
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