Andres

@garciabassino Este es el mundo de Messi y los demás somos NPCs. El guión está escrito para él.

El último partido de Messi en un Mundial será una final del mundo contra un adolescente que bañó en una palangana hace 18 años. Te tenés que reír fuertísimo del destino.

@typesfast Can I also get invited? 👉👈

Just got invited to World Cup final and decided I’m going to wear a suit so people think I’m an ex player.

@steveonomics Let me know when you find one, also interested 😂

Any $250k barista jobs? Tired of tech.

@paulg You ain't seen nothing yet. Prepare for Wednesday 😂

It's so strange reading people saying that soccer is boring when I feel worn out from the stress of watching the last two England matches. Frankly I would have preferred them to be a bit more boring.

@Jacobtheclipper Those are the rules genius. Flopping on purpose is automatic yellow.

So let me get this straight: If Argentina didn’t get a yellow for this then they couldn’t have gone to VAR to review it? Since they reviewed it they upgraded Embolo to a red for his dive?? This should NEVER lead to a red 🤦🏻‍♂️ FIFA wants Argentina to win

@Kasparov63 Seriously stick to chess. He got yellow for yelling at the ref. You know nothing about futbol.

The English goalie hit his own player and a Norwegian player got the yellow card. FIFA innovation!

@Kasparov63 Stick to chess master. You don't know enough about futbol.

Incredible Egyptian goal is disallowed because of a foul far away, then same situation a few minutes later and goal for Argentina not disallowed! No VAR, nothing? FIFA again looks like a corrupt joke, playing favorites for stars.

@SmackyJables @cgetcho @stoolpresidente Lmao this Belgian team is among the worst I've seen in recent world cups, they used to be a lot better. The US beat itself.

@cgetcho @arbr506 @stoolpresidente You don’t know ball. Belgium SUFFOCATED us the whole game we played like chuds. The rescinded red gave them way more motivation

As a proud American let me be the first to congratulate Belgium. You guys were the far superior team. Granted I can’t tell if you guys are any good cause we are so pathetic but you beat us fair and square. Now in hindsight doesn’t all the bellyaching about Balogun playing seem silly?

@fdbedout La gráfica probablemente cumple un propósito estético más que todo para mostrar la interpretación de los jueces. La FIFA debería compartir todos los datos del chip para asegurar transparencia.

¿Por qué si el microchip del balón marca el supuesto toque de cabeza de atacante croata; en la continuidad de la gráfica no aparece el impacto del balón en el defensa portugués? Es pregunta. ¿Alguien tiene una respuesta?

@shhhbreslin 100%. The graph is clearly "dumbed down" and it's perfectly reasonable to ask for a full data dump. No guarantee that the "bump" we're shown doesn't come from the Portuguese defender.

A word about the so-called snicko graph that “proved” croatia striker matanovic touched the ball. Darren Cann (referee decisions commentator on the BBC and, unfortunately for him, one of the least convincing men ever to see a microphone) said he was “100% certain” there was a touch that caused pasalic to be offside. He based that certainty on “snicko” technology as this proved the touch. This is what referee and VAR used to rule out the goal. But even if you think snicko is a good idea (I don’t) there’s a massive problem with the snicko graph. IT’S DOESN’T LINE UP WITH THE PICTURES! Snicko shows one spike and we’re asked to believe that was the matanovic touch. But there are 4 or 5 touches on the ball in a few seconds (the cross - matanovic? - portugal defender veiga - croatia’s pasalic - then gvardiol scoring). Snicko shows one? They have to show a graph where all five touches (if there are five) are represented and where the graph spikes line up perfectly with the footage. That would remove all doubt. The way it was presented makes no sense and looks corrupt to the core.

@steipete @ATT @googlefi all the way!

Tried to sign up to @ATT four times now and they reject me and aren’t telling me why. What’s the next best unlimited phone/data plan for the SF area? Or do I know anyone who can work around corp bs?

@sdamico @ImpulseLabs Congrats! I want to own a home so I can install one of these in the kitchen.

Wirecutter review of @ImpulseLabs just dropped.

@micsolana NY and CA are also cultural beacons and engines that influence the entire world. Whatever happens here is gonna happen elsewhere.

there is nothing beneficial, to any american from any state, in losing california and new york to foreign communists who hate our country

@steipete Omg this is perfect, new way to doomscroll unlocked

This is becoming my favorite way to read Twitter. birdclaw.sh

@stoolpresidente Lol you jinxed them

People are begging me for my next pick. The haters are in shambles. Fine I’ll give you one more. Egypt -1.5 +165. Davey Pitch knows all!

@lobato_tlatoani @knjisx En mis tiempos le decíamos "catenaccio"

@knjisx El Haram ball ya es el estilo de juego predeterminado

lo del Cholo y Arteta ya es anecdota.

currently watching the #FIFAWorldCup opening ceremony in picture-in-picture while pretending to work

@paularambles Poke's personality is it's biggest strength and weakness. Kind of made me appreciate Gemini.

getting the ick from my ai assistant

@samdblond I see aerial ads every weekend 😂 you're definitely not the first

The biggest reason this is so effective is that no one has done this in SF. We're the first. Aerial advertising exists in places like Miami Beach, but I've never seen it in San Francisco. There will be others that start now because of us, but people will still think of Monaco when they see a new company advertising because we started the trend. In order to go viral with paid advertising, you have to try something new. Take risk. Be creative. Otherwise you're paying a premium just to be like everyone else with a billboard on a highway.

The Monaco Plane: Economics and Impact. If you've been in SF over the last 10 days, you've likely seen the Monaco Plane flying around. I'm receiving countless messages asking about how expensive it is and if it's working. So here are those answers: