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Alastair Burns

@aukastout

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Essex side of the Stour Katılım Ekim 2011
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Matthew Stadlen
Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen·
@ShippersUnbound If they were irrelevant, Tim, a) I wouldn’t have been on national TV three times today, and b) you wouldn’t be sending me hostile tweets.
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Matthew Stadlen
Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen·
The media feeding frenzy today - in particular - has been a disgrace. Egging on Labour MPs in some sort of bid for chaos/excitement/column inches/podcast stats. This isn’t a game or a spectator sport. It’s the running of our country. Shameful.
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
Question to @greateranglia How difficult is it to provide an arrival time for a train? You’ve now had three attempts to guess when the 0814 MKT to LST will arrive. 0821, 0826 and now 0829. Would also be helpful to have some info from the mute employees at Marks Tey station.
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Grifty
Grifty@TheGriftReport·
Dine-dashers who ran up a £540 bill at a steakhouse and then legged it without paying are being hunted by police. A group of people enjoyed a slap-up meal at Miller & Carter in Kettering on April 6 between 5pm and 7.10pm before calmly walking out leaving the £539.70 tab unpaid. Northamptonshire Police have now released CCTV images of the suspects and are appealing for anyone who recognises them to come forward. It’s the second time in weeks the same branch has been hit by dine-and-dashers. Anyone with information should call police on 101 quoting incident number 26000213409.
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harry
harry@haditforamoment·
the “meep meep” 18 seconds in has me crying like where did that sound come from
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
@clarescastle Not sure what’s worse; in one corner Tom Hayes for the PM, in the other corner, Sue Gray for Sir Olly Robbins. It’s like the Lembit Opik welterweight final.
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Clarissa Reilly
Clarissa Reilly@clarescastle·
Makes total arse of himself on live TV, and instead of period of quiet silence and shame, has a pop at the journalist who’s a thousand times more professional. Another one term wonder Labour MP. For him this is as good as it gets. Electoral oblivion awaits. Deservedly so.
Tom Hayes MP@TomHayesBmouth

I enjoyed her cancelling me for bringing up Tice’s tax affairs after answering her questions directly. The best thing was her defence of Tice and insistence that she was a journalist. What a snowflake! ❄️ What a carcrash interviewer, just letting good GB News viewers down 🤯

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David
David@belfastDGM·
'And if you do not want to know the result of the Peter Mandelson vetting process, look away now.'
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Peter Bone
Peter Bone@PeterBoneUK·
There is always a Yes Minister episode!
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Madeline Grant
Madeline Grant@Madz_Grant·
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Alastair Burns@aukastout·
@AdamRichman She doesn’t look very happy with Marty’s reaction with about 5 seconds remaining of the video.
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Adam Richman
Adam Richman@AdamRichman·
Just because you can do something, Doesn’t mean you should. Pure rage bait. “Hababichi?” “Surimi crabs?” “Shrimps?” I think that’s enough Internet for me today… #BubbleGuts
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Statler Reimagined
Statler Reimagined@ElCapitan_Chaos·
Starmer in the Middle East peace talks
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
Yet again more spectacular sighting of road signs in an allocated accident black spot . @essexhighways please sort. ///broads.nicely.rolled
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
@bbctms The problem at the @ECB_cricket is no longer Rob Key or Brendon McCullum, it’s now Richard Gould. An individual who has clearly demonstrated being in office but not in power.
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Test Match Special
Test Match Special@bbctms·
Michael Vaughan says Rob Key and Brendon McCullum are "very lucky" to stay in their roles with the England team.
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Ipswich Town
Ipswich Town@IpswichTown·
Great to have Marcus with us yesterday. 💙
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
@NYCanaries Regional watering hole when visiting NYC used to be Rosie O’Grady’s opposite the Sheraton. Next morning spent on a treadmill looking at the reason of my exercise! #ncfc
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New York Canaries
New York Canaries@NYCanaries·
I live in New York and just had the best burger ever... at the Coach and Horses in Norwich. Go figure! #ncfc
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
Keen to see @WelshRugbyUnion put in a good performance against @IrishRugby but why on earth are they wearing a Man Utd away strip rather than their normal red kit?
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Alastair Burns
Alastair Burns@aukastout·
@TerrierRealist I’m afraid that you’re also going to have to include Bristol City fans as well. Hope things improve for you, but if it’s managerial mental resilience, things might be a bit more tricky.
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