Bryan Irish

@tweeth_mitchell Could you pay the cart fee and walk?

Got this email from my club (names redacted cause I don't need y'all flaming anyone on my behalf) a few days ago. This fucking sucks. I can't understand how this is a line in the sand ANY golf club that cares about its members would ever draw. You guys know how I feel about walking golf. I can't just go join somewhere else. This just sucks so bad. Bush league shit.

@sundaysweatpod @Mike_kim714 @KirkEvans0 Or @DalkeKong3 should try and get his tour card and they could compete there.

The guy finished runner up in the 2016 US Am finishing better than: Scotty Scheffler Will Zalatoris Collin Morikawa Ben Griffin Sahith Theegala Sam Burns Wyndham Clark Jaco Niemann Mav McNealy I’d say he can “perform under pressure”. You should go on his channel for a match. @DalkeKong3

OK I know I'm going to get absolutely roasted for this take: I watch a ton of YouTube golf, I genuinely think Brad Dalke could be a high level PGA tour player.

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To celebrate playing the DP World Tour championship, I’ll giveaway one gift from the clubhouse here at Jumeirah Golf Estates. Guess my locker number for the week to win! 1-200

Don’t have a name yet but here’s how tonight’s PA announcer, who is auditioning, introduced the #Magic starters at Kia Center:

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What will an 8 hcp male player shoot from the front tees? Today I’m playing with my niece. Joining her at 5200 yards. Guess what I shoot, closest guess wins 1000 internet points!

I have never in my life had a president that can make me so mad my head explodes one day, stand up and cheer the next day, cringe the next day, and then laugh like an idiot the day after that. Dude truly is one of a kind.

When I’m named the 2027 RC captain 🤣🤣🤣🤣we’re going a week early and chart every possible pin location and hit putts from 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 feet and beyond and record it. So we know every read!! And get putts to to fu!?!??cking hole

@johnnieO USA!!!!!

Charlie Kirk’s assassin wrote on the bullet casing: Hey Fascist! Catch! Here are two minutes of Democrat politicians calling Republicans fascists and encouraging violence:

The hatred Charlie Kirk spread: - men cannot be women - the Constitution is good - 2A shouldn’t be infringed - free speech is good - open debate is better than violence This is why the Left says Charlie deserved to die.

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal. If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist. If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian. If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

@OldTakesExposed So good!

This is why people want to do a full Citronaut rebrand.

@caddietales If you’re looping two bags do you have a list of top 3-5 bags you prefer? Is a 2 strap bag a pain in those situations?

As a caddie, here are some things I want my players to know (I'd guess other loopers have similar thoughts)... - I'm a bit nervous too. I want to be on my game just as much as you want to be on yours. 🙏 - How well you play really isn't in my top five list of desirable traits. I want you to play well for your sake, not mine, so no need for apologies or disclaimers. ✌️ - That putt you really want to make? I bet you I want you to make it just as much. Trust me, I'm doing my best to try and make it happen. 🫰 - It's great to have a dialogue about clubs, lines, etc. It's more fun to work as a team. 👊 - I don't care how many balls you bring. But if you have me carry more than a dozen, I'd prefer you didn't act shocked and dismayed if we can't find one. ✌️ - That gratuity you're providing is much appreciated. It feeds, clothes, and shelters my family. It means a lot when you're generous! ❤️ - When you exhibit a temper, I don't think it helps your game much. But it doesn't help mine either. Just makes my butt pucker a little. 😩 - A Gatorade at the turn window means a ton. There is no obligation, but I can promise you it makes for a happier caddie. 😊 - When you ask if your bag is okay to carry, I am even more motivated to do a good job. Because you care, I care more! 💪 - It is really hard to caddie joyfully for someone who directs criticism at you after a lack of success, but doesn't share positive words when something goes well. 🤷 - Golf is really hard. And it's also a game meant to be fun. The best days are with folks who remember that and find the fine line between competitiveness and not taking themselves too seriously. 🙌 - Kindly communicate suggestions or requests instead of quietly stewing. Your caddie reads greens, not minds. 😜 - I love being thrust into your special day. It's an honor to be a footnote or in the backdrop of a few hours that I hope you'll remember for a long time. 👌 If you'd like to hear more about the caddie life, or experience what it's like to have someone on your bag, consider getting a signed copy of my book. I give away a free round for two after every 100 copies sold. Click below (and see pinned tweet for more details). caddietales.co/collections/b

@Mike_kim714 You’re the only right hander over 80% R-L. The next closest (Conners) is only 55%. 🤯

We are a dying breed… help save drawers by clicking on my profile and press follow 😂

@Bxnchero Not current but…Brandon Jennings

Which current player does his game remind you of?

@MyTPI Sam Burns

New video dropping on our YouTube channel tomorrow. Can anyone name who this swing belongs to?

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Final US Open giveaway. You get this duffle bag, my US open credentials, a pair of my Footjoy premier shoes that I’ll sign (worn during my titleist shoot) Winner is first person to guess my locker number this week. 1-200 No cheating! Some of you asked insiders to look my locker number up 😂

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Not sure if some would be into this but would someone want my tour bag? The one I’ve used since Bay Hill (Clubs not included haha)

@JMustachi @UCF_Facilities Haha! Im also curious about which fertilizer is used and watering schedule… 😉

@b_irish @UCF_Facilities #questionsbyadad

POV you’re a new sprinkler watering the new grass