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@thepatwalls AI generated fan fiction is going to be huge in the future - Fans are going to being able to control their own narrative and be able to share with other fans.

I will pay good money for new AI generated episodes of The Office. I'm not joking. $20 per episode.

kitten your pussy analytics came back and … im sorry … but we’re going to have to let you go .

benjamin netanyahu if you can hear this the loud black woman at the grocery store is close to developing a nuclear weapon

@AutismCapital @justscroll65267 Going to use the CIA's Ghost Murmur to find our boy - he can't live like this.

@NorthDaygame This account is 100% based in India

things you notice after dating 201 girls in 2 years: -the quiet ones are always the best in bed -girls who hate their dad will give you hell -the best girlfriends have less than 500 followers -the ones who cook for you are the ones who actually care -girls who keep their phone face down on the table are rare. keep them. -if she mentions other guys often, you're an option -girls raised by good fathers respect men naturally -if she posts daily selfies, she needs more attention than you can give -if she says "all my exes were crazy" she was the problem -girls who walk close to you in the street already chose you -if she argues for attention, she'll never give you peace -the ones who remember small details from your conversations are keepers -girls who offer you the last piece of food love you more than they'll ever say i've dated 201 girls in the last 2 years. these patterns never lie. save them.

ouhhh… husbandt… you spen 2k on maca mini, say you have special agents, stay up very late, no build nothing, so late for work too many time. now anthropic build special agent, cost no mronies… can just use shell phrone. now we are homeress and im so cold…

Most are 70% Sisyphus and don't even know it. Grinding a boulder up a hill someone else built, calling it ambition

genuinely unreal that this is someone’s home

🤔 “someone uploaded a fruit fly’s brain into a laptop and now it lives freely in its own simulation” What in the black mirror is this?

@WMEiendom Hvor er leiligheten?

Har kjøpt kåk med dama og vi selger hver vår leilighet. Raskt regnestykke: Vi legger totalt inn 30k i enkel oppussing og bruker 100 arbeidstimer. Salgssum for hver leilighet øker med 100k. Det gir 170k i pluss eller 1 700 kroner i timen skattefri inntekt.

@SFNloubnan I thought women were not allowed to drive in Saudi?

As a civil engineer, this is the most dangerous road you can drive on.

Financial Advisors putting your money in an index fund

Liberal white women when they hear ICE is about to arrest an illegal immigrant MS-13 gang member down the street…

@thejoshviljoen Before the end of the year this will be child’s play

Step 1: Pay $20 for Claude Pro Step 2: Give it the simple task of reconstructing a sell-side model to make it fully editable by change key assumptions Step 3: Claude gets 10% of the way through the task and run out of Tokens Step 4: Start from scratch and do it myself

@vrgldh Shit take - you’re not putting the trash bag in your mouth

Scented trash bags are probably more carcinogenic than cigarettes

@dickiebush This got me bricked up

Current daily ritual: • Wake up at 6 • Hydrate with LMNT + sparkling water + creatine • Meditate for 20 minutes (unguided) • Eat 4 hardboiled eggs (with cholula) • Inhale double espresso (Ethiopia, washed) • Walk 20 minutes to a cafe without phone (entering immense flow state of gratitude & excitement) • Sit down and journal for 30 minutes to clarify thoughts & plot the day ahead (Muji 0.5 clicker + A4 notebook) • Write for 90 minutes on iPad (with no WiFi) • Take 15 minute walking break through my Miami neighborhood • Order second coffee, pay for the person behind me • Write for 90 more minutes (my most productive session of the day) • Call it quits once brain is out of juice for more writing • Eat second meal of the day (8 oz of steak + vegetables) • Return to home desk, sweep Slack with team • Drive forward critical projects, allocate resources, lead & manage, take meetings • By now it’s about 4 PM and the day has been won, but still more to go • Walk to gym + lift weights (German Body Composition Training) • Take a walk during sunset with my girlfriend • Make another steak (ribeye, 16 oz, medium rare) on the terrace • End the day foam rolling, recapping the day that was, and outlining my gameplan for the next day • Prime my brain with one question to seek answers to overnight, then close notebook • Fall asleep in 62-degree room with bamboo sheets, earplugs, eye mask, and a huge smile on my face • Sleep deeply for 7.5 hours (if I’m well-rested) or 9 hours (if I need a bit more), no alarm Then do it all over again the next day Everything I ever wanted in this world happening every single day Life is elite

If you casually flirt with every woman you meet and greet random guys with a “what’s up bro” energy, you'll go far in life. Everyone’s just a kid in an adult body. They want complements and connection. Be that guy and you’ll never be broke or lonely.

Hired a big-time marketing agency for some brand identity work Paid them $250,000 They outsourced it to a smaller agency for $100,000 Who in turn outsourced it to a marketing consultant for $25,000 But that consultant outsourced my project to a US-based freelancer for $10,000 Who then outsourced it to an overseas freelancer for $2,000 The freelancer hired someone on Fiverr for $100 to finish my project The last line of their deliverable? "As a large language model, I can't help with that request." Welcome to marketing.

@DeLaMurphy @AutismCapital