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Because it’s over 90° with a humidity factor of over 60 in the majority of states here in summer. And we are smart enough to not die from that by using AC. But sure, be the martyrs for fake climate change science if ya want 🤷🏼‍♀️

Then you need to head on down here to Florida and start arresting that teen mob who this week put too many cops in the hospital after one of their riots

Aaand the musliming of NYC begins

So, we’ve been slogging around South America for a week in the C-141. We were tired and solely focused on a beer and a bed. Our last stop, for the day, was Rio de Janeiro. We really weren’t even jazzed by that prospect. Then, we drop down into Rio at about midnight and I see this… and I realize what’s it’s all about. And I’m suddenly not exhausted anymore.

@WelbornBeege Raging cases of TDS and a tendency towards evil. Dunno which god she is referring to for help but it’s not my God

What is wrong with these people?

For a decade the NFL has had players kneeling for the National Anthem. Dozens of players speaking out against Trump. Woke, leftist slogans in the end zone and on helmets. But Jaxson Dart is making the sport political.

It’s wild how Europeans would rather die from heat than admit Americans are right about AC. They’d also rather be conquered by third world barbarians than be called bigots for wanting borders and laws so nobody is shocked.

An interviewee whose answer to everything is “I don’t really know” (probably to avoid the woke nazis wrath) is not only useless as an interviewee but boring to boot

“Oh, cool, y’all are planning a big get-together for the President’s birthday?” “No, it’s a protest.” “So, large crowds will gather in his name across the nation on the day of his birth?” “Don’t say it like that.” “And there will be a cool concert?” “A protest concert!” “And people will have watch parties for the birthday concert? Kinda like a reality show dedicated to him?” “No!” “Will there be cake?” “I hate you.”

I can taste this photo.

Yes but I was right

So I guess the argument is that he said on the stump that his campaign was now 100% meatless then later that day he took the whole campaign crew out for some fat juicy all-beef burgers “He was lying for votes” is a great spin, this is incredibly helpful

OMG can you just do something original for a change

🚨 BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: I INFILTRATED the Antifa camp at Newark ICE with a hidden camera Tens of THOUSANDS of dollars of equipment, food, and even RIOT EQUIPMENT has been supplied. Hot food delivered every hour. ARREST THE FUNDERS, AND THIS WILL STOP

I spent 4 hours yesterday updating my resume to apply for a mid-level PM role. The listing said they wanted someone with 10 years of experience in a software that was invented 4 years ago. I clicked apply and was immediately redirected to a third-party portal that asked me to upload my resume, which I did. Then it asked me to manually type in every single detail of the resume I had just uploaded. Why did I upload it if I have to type it again? Is the uploaded PDF just a ceremonial offering to the HR gods? I spent 40 minutes breaking down my career history into tiny mandatory text boxes. The portal required me to list a start and end date for every job, but the calendar widget wouldn't let me type the year. I had to click the back arrow month by month to get to 2002. My wrist started cramping somewhere around 2018. Then it asked for my high school GPA. I'm 44 years old. I don't even remember the name of my high school mascot, let alone my proficiency in AP European History. After the history lesson, came the behavioral assessment. It presented me with 75 statements and asked me to rate them from "strongly disagree" to "strongly agree." One statement was "I prefer to work alone but also thrive in team environments." That is a paradox. I'm being asked to evaluate a philosophical contradiction by a recruiting algorithm. I just clicked "neutral" for everything out of spite. The final step was a mandatory video cover letter. I had to record a one-minute pitch explaining why my core values align with a B2B SaaS company that sells inventory management software. My core value is being able to afford groceries and paying my internet bill on time. I put on a dress shirt over my sweatpants, stared into my webcam, and lied for 60 seconds. I said I've always been profoundly passionate about supply chain optimization. Nobody is passionate about supply chain optimization. I clicked submit and immediately received an automated rejection email. The timestamp said it was sent zero seconds after I applied. I was evaluated and deemed unworthy by a line of code at the speed of light. Next time I'm just going to wrap my resume around a brick and throw it through their office window.

Why do you feel the need to put hydrogenated palm oil in your bars? Why not just the coconut oil? Or, here’s a thought, use tallow instead.

I can’t be the only one to see the humor and irony in all of these progressive who think the right wants to put them in handmaid tales costumes, and they willingly put themselves in costumes to humor the Islamists. The things of the world hate the things of God and will ally together.

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Why do Leftists feel like they are entitled to call someone out for supporting Trump? If a player said they were opposed to all the LGBTQ and BLM bullshit actively being pushed by the NFL, they will be cancelled. You don’t get to just “move past” being an intolerant psycho.

Indiana Deputy Jon Samuelson stopped on the side of the road to help Sharod Grafton and even brought him to the hospital. Grafton then pulled a gun and shot Jon 3 times, including through the neck. Jon is now hospitalized and may be paralyzed from the chest down. You probably won’t see this story in the legacy media…