Barry Holloway

@ImLisaJJ @TfL Your Oyster card has been blocked by TfL.

@TfL Hi, I keep getting "seek assistance" 30 on my oyster card but nobody is able to tell me what is it. Can anybody help me please?

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Who's job is it to remove the tape from the jaws?

Florida deputies responded to a 911 call about an alligator spotted near an apartment complex suggesting it was around 5 feet long But when deputies arrived they were surprised to discover the gator was way larger measuring more than 11 feet in length

@marksandspencer @loupepper I can understand needing the barcode but why do you need the receipt?

@loupepper Thanks for getting in touch Louise. Could you send over your receipt as well as the barcode on the packaging so we can double check this for you. - Luke

Can you tell me why this has to be cooked unlike every other bag of spinach on the planet @marksandspencer ?

@For_Film_Fans Didn't she carry on cleaning because she wanted to see her friends?

When MICHAEL CAINE told his cleaning-lady mother he'd earned a million pounds for a film, she asked "How much is that?” His answer changed her life forever. "It means, Mum, that you’ll never have to work again. You won't have to clean or worry anymore.”

@sainsburys Visit was around 13.00, there's no point in speaking to anyone on site because they keep doing it.

@barho_uk Hi Barry, I'm very sorry the pallet was obstructing the fire exit. Could you let me know the time of your visit and if you spoke to anyone instore about this? I'll get this fed back for review. Kelly

@sainsburys Winchmore Hill store earlier today, they do like obstructing the fire exit.

@sainsburys Winchmore Hill store do like blocking this fire exit.

@prodnose Hector's house!!

Settling into a new house. Tonight our dogs, TinTin and Bear, just started going barmy for no apparent reason. Then we saw the apparent reason. #Neighbours

@alexanderrX_ @BruceHBond Why aren't you flying then?

@BruceHBond I usually fly london city to edinburgh. just as expensive but very quick and efficient for me

the uk is not real. wanted to visit family in edinburgh for the bank holiday. i have a railcard, 30% off, should be fine? £200 return. for a train. this country is beyond saving

@I_amMukhtar Isn't the job of the female officer with the camera to stand back and film from a distance and not get involved in the middle of the ruck?

That security guard, Fred, who goes around antagonising and kicking vulnerable people, has been tackled by someone.

@JohnWhyte83060 @TheMonologist And Victor Maddern.

@TheMonologist Surely there was a part for Sam Kydd in this?

@Posi61 @TfL I understand that once it's deactivated on the system an Oyster/60+/Freedom Pass can't be reactivated & has to be replaced. You can still travel though you just have to pay fares for a couple of weeks.

@TfL lost my 60+ oyster, couldn’t log into my account so called ordered a new one over the phone half an hour later I found it tried to call back but took two hours to get through. Just been told can’t be reversed so £18 plus I can’t travel for up to 2wks. Where do I complain?

@GrumpyOldRick Can you be buried at sea on a Saga cruise?

every time I watch daytime tv these days, every other advert seems to be about being cremated cheaply. Lots of smiling faces saying what a wonderful deal they can get. For me the best deal would be not to be cremated for many years to come. I think most people would feel the same

@Tanni_GT You were on the board of TfL for 10 years, why don't you know?

Staff at Westminster tube don’t know if I need a ramp on the district line at Victoria. How can they not know

@alejandroxpadi The Long Good Friday.

Let’s have some fun. Name any movie and I’ll see if it’s in my collection!

@HumansNoContext Is there a translation of what's on the shirt underneath?

Player removes his shirt so the retiring referee could give him one final yellow card

@brigidoconnor @oldroyalty1

@oldroyalty1 Looks to me like they are waiting for the return of the rightful king of Spain...

What’s behind this unusual tradition of not sitting on the throne? Neither King Felipe VI nor his father, King Juan Carlos I, did. King Alfonso XII and King Alfonso XIII only stood before it, being the last to come that close to it

@AdamJoseph He'd already had a warning, the first yellow card.

Shea Lacey looked absolutely devastated when he got that red card. An 18 year old has an emotional moment & you send him off for a second yellow, rather than give him a final warning? Simon Hooper you are a bellend.

@EntitledSt43975 @AvantiWestCoast @JoeM73217173275 This is the sort of person that buys something from Tesco and complains about it to Sainsburys.

@AvantiWestCoast @JoeM73217173275 ‘I don’t work as part of the national rail system’… yet here you are being a di@k on social media rather than approaching one of the four staff members, you claim to have seen. Social media warrior. Again, let me repeat myself…di@k.

@AvantiWestCoast no less than four staff members at the ticket office this morning at Runcorn East but nobody on the platform dealing with ice next to the tracks, which I've just slipped on despite wearing boots and I've seen others slipping too. Priorities??

@SoniaRGallego His wife died shortly after this and he's now 85, might have something to do with it.

It’s quite surreal to note the last appearance of Prof Lord Robert Winston on the BBC was on the 14 Oct 2021. A long-running BBC presenter of science programmes and regular contributor to several shows, yet no where to be seen on the state broadcaster after stating this fact: