may use full lane

@big_cheddars @mynnoj Uptime target (never reached)

@mynnoj What does 365 even mean tbh

super funny that microsoft had a strong brand like 'office' and some mbas decided that 'microsoft 365' and 'copilot' should replace it

@DanielPlager @barkmeta How close are you, shitstain? They sending you stock tips in your bot farm?

@barkmeta Get over it. It's been this way since the beginning of time. Perhaps you need to be closer to the inside?

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@Gctsby @MiredaProds When is it woke?

@MiredaProds Yes. The whole point is it’s completely fine when it isn’t woke.

(2004)

@OctagonSuitcase @e_bike @plusk3564 @donwinslow Fuck off.

@e_bike @plusk3564 @donwinslow So much for having compassion for victims

There is a GAPING HOLE in national weekend news. GAPING.

@seanw_m @tessamurrayy

I own a Soviet military map of Chicago. basically this guy in 1989 acquired a metric shitton of them when the Soviet Union fell apart, and as recent as 8 years back he was selling them for like $10-50 on eBay

@yelsaeTtreboR @georgegrove @MoundLore It would be cool though

@georgegrove @MoundLore And this would need 4 times the road abutment to even make 20 degree turns; the locomotives would need to be as big as blimps... damn, no way!

Nearly every railroad in the U.S. runs on the same width track. 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That standard wasn’t inevitable. It was forced. In 1886, the South converted its entire rail system to match the North in just two days. Thousands of miles of track shifted. At the same time. From that point on, the country moved on one gauge. Freight. People. Military logistics. One measurement, locking everything into compatibility. You don’t notice it. But almost everything moving across the country depends on it.

@irritatedpleb @igor_os777 Lmao these people were smarter than you will ever understand. They *invented* UNIX, why are you comparing their achievement to fucking Linux, a bad copy of it?

@igor_os777 So they tried and failed to make a Linux kernel?

In the ’80s, Bell Labs researchers, bored and frustrated by Unix’s limitations, built Plan 9—an OS embracing radical simplicity and purity. Filesystems? Networks? Devices? Everything became a file. No special cases, no shortcuts. Predictably, admins hated it: Plan 9 demanded you relearn everything, treating familiar tools as outdated relics. It gained a small, cultish following—mostly academics and masochists—then faded quietly. Today, Plan 9 lingers like an eccentric cousin at Unix’s family reunion, misunderstood, overlooked, and smugly confident it’s still fundamentally superior to its bloated sibling.

@BFreeForAll @Acyn Lmao no it wouldn't

@Acyn Clean up the fraud in Minn and California your taxes would probably go down

Question: I'm a waiter at a local restaurant in Queens, a full time college student who sleeps an average of four hours a night and is still thousands in debt. How is a war in a country half the world away funded by the taxes pulled from my check, helping me in any way?

@khmyznikov @zacbowden How about some damn color in the icons? So beyond sick and tired of these crappy little squiggles everywhere

@zacbowden Screenshot you shared with context menu is super early debug build; it will be in Settings for selfhost. There are a few things here and there, plus final UI polish, but overall looking good already. I'm almost sure you'll not able to set custom size, only default and expanded.

BREAKING: Microsoft just announced several major changes to Windows 11 in an effort to win back user trust and evolve the platform into something people will actually want to use over macOS and Linux! It's a huge announcement that addresses Windows 11's biggest problems today, tackling core fundamental issues such as unreliable system performance, UX consistency, AI bloat and general enshittification. Microsoft has confirmed that this year, it WILL be reducing where ads and Copilot appear throughout the system, including in Start, Widgets, Notepad, Photos, and more! File Explorer and Windows Search will be upgraded with improved performance and capabilities that make finding apps and files much faster and easier. The OS will become lighter with less RAM and system utilization at idle, making it smoother to run on low end hardware with limited memory. These improvements will also benefit high-end PCs too. Windows Update will be improved with more granular controls and the ability to postpone updates for longer, along with reducing how often the OS needs to restart to install an update. Microsoft has also confirmed that it's bringing back fan favourite features such as the ability to move the Taskbar! It's also working to update more areas of the system shell with modern WinUI designs, which should make Windows 11 feel more coherent and complete. There's much more in the announcement, and it honestly all sounds too good to be true. Microsoft really is listening to feedback, and is eager to make Windows the BEST desktop OS on the market. More details including when these changes will arrive in the link! windowscentral.com/microsoft/wind…

@BigJoeBastardi @TheGlobalWarmer I really wish I knew how it could be someone capable of typing your post out could have ended up, after 12 years of education presumably, so utterly fucking stupid. Unfathomable.

@TheGlobalWarmer I see you are saying nothing about Canada or that NAMER in the last 7 days was about .5 below normal

This is cartoonish. A +21°F (+11.7°C) national anomaly over the 1991–2020 baseline is the kind of number you’d expect from a broken model run… not reality. Yet here we are. March 20th and the entire country looks like late May (or worse). Records falling coast to coast, warmth saturating everyregion. But sure—tell me more about how this is “natural variability.” 🤣

@ChicagoPravda @Eric_Erins The politics of race often overlap at least somewhat with the politics of class The redlined neighborhoods were just the poorest ones.

@Eric_Erins When your house near 71st/Ashland is stable per the city of Chicago but your "Slavic" so Uncle Sam redlines & blockbusts you anyways I remain baffled by Northsiders & tourists who think redlining/blockbusting targeted Black people rather than (mostly) East/South Euro immigrants

The concept of planners wanting to demolish and rebuild every part of the city that was more than 20 years old

@vaxryy Look, it's important that when someone says something that might vaguely make an imaginary person feel uncomfortable and not engage with a project, to absolutely block and stop a real person from engaging with a project.

I love the fact I have to use an intermediary for asking linux gpu driver questions because dri-devel is under freedesktop and I am banned what a world we live in

@ThePrimeagen its web slop

why does everyone hate webp?

@Jego_47 @intothecrevasse He didn't even measure it!!!!!

I’ve polled several friends and it would appear I am the only living man who remembers KENNY VS. SPENNY, a sort of CanCon spiritual precursor to NTBTS

@turtlekiosk @01xNithin @luciascarlet @usgraphics Well yeah? That's literally any paid font, isn't it? You can't provide the font files in your source code, it's licensed differently. That's not an issue. Not everything can or should be FOSS.

@beegcookie @01xNithin @luciascarlet @usgraphics well the real issue is this

i wish fonts didnt cost $100000000 to use legally so if you use one in an app you're basically forced to use Inter or something on google fonts or nothing at all

@Wamduska @TheVinoMom Yeah man? What would Harris have done that's worse than anything that Trump has done in the last year? Like good lord, I don't even particularly like Harris but you just admitted you were duped but still cling to this fucking lie that she was worse. Get a fucking clue

@beegcookie @TheVinoMom I gave Trump the benefit of the doubt like Obama but here we are with the results. In reality, Trump was the lesser of two evils. The country needs better choices.

If you’ve ever wanted to witness the single, most insulting and dishonorable moment, we’ve had with one of our greatest allies, this was it. As someone that worked in Japan for literally 12 years, I’ve never been more humiliated to be an American on the world stage… Ever and that’s saying a lot.

@RyanLostinTX What pisses me off the most is the capital O instead of a 0

This meme was 100% made by someone who put those Joe Biden “I Did That!” stickers on gas pumps like 6 years ago.

@billyramirez @RenWaterOx Uuuuhrerrmmm...Are you dumb?

@RenWaterOx "...deep down he's still a human..." Umm... why did you say "deep down"?

This what people don’t understand. Everyone is praising the wit, the humor, his cleverness. But deep down he’s still a human and a man that was deeply violated and racially targeted. Kudos to his resilience and strength, but no one should have to experience this.

@ThePOTSPostman Gosh yeah I bet it's embarrassing to be seen in your uniform and hat in this van

I can’t believe I have to drive this thing around town soon. The new mail trucks are hideous. Looks like a platypus.

@17thStatesman @Crvedraw @AnimeSerbia Lmfao apu isn't blackface

@Crvedraw @AnimeSerbia You could power the entire eastern seaboard with the energy that white men will put into trying to argue a justifiable reason to do blackface.

If only we knew what was behind door number two when it came to how people will stereotype indians