gilf (guy id like to follow)

Setting my oven to 72°F and just climbing right in the dang thing

No white baby you are not “crine” you are roflcopter.

@Heir___Apparent @undonnno x.com/biexanz/status…

@biexanz @undonnno It is literally in the post. You're cutting off your own limbs and writhing on the floor complaining about how oppressed amputees are. I know you're not this retarded.

Yall never gonna guess who this is about…

@SORRYIMACANCER @undonnno I hope this web site is able to love you back some day

@biexanz @undonnno So you clicked on the tweet, were too simple minded to wait ONE second for it to load, and THEN you actually thought "hm, guess there isn't anything there. Surely I, the dumbest person alive, am correct over the 53k people who liked the tweet." And then you hit post.

@undonnno What do you mean it’s vague bro just click the tweet bro. And then scroll through the comments when there’s nothing in the tweet. And then just keep scrolling until you figure it out it’s not that hard bro just give more precious limited minutes of life to the app bro that’s all.

why are yall saying im vagueposting, like click the fucking tweet bru 😭

小6で「ペニスの皮は、剥くことができる」ということをはじめて知った。 物心つくまえに父親に教えてもらっていたかもしれない。わからない。とにかく、ぼくは小6のそのときまで、ペニスの皮が剥けるということを理解していなかった。 そして、ペニスの皮を剥こうとした。 剥けない。完全にくっついてしまっていた。その日から、トイレに行くたびにすこしずつ剥こうと試みた。 剥いて、戻して、剥いて、戻す。 一度の試行では目で分かる変化はなかったけれど、1週間も続けると明らかに皮の可動域が広かった。それがぼくに自信、皮はほんとうに剥くことができるんだという自信を与えた。さらに強気で皮を剥くようになった。 アルコール除菌シートで拭きながら剥いた。亀頭が1/3ほど顔を出した。 さらに剥く。ときには血が出た。血が出たら出血が止まるまで休んだ。 剥く、血が出る、休む、剥く。その繰り返しだ。 亀頭が完全に露出した。でもまだ終わりじゃなかった。まだ剥けそうだ。そこから一気に剥く。ぼくは皮を完全に剥き終わったことを悟った。それは調べたり考えたりしなくてもわかることだった。完全に剥けたのだとただ分かる。 このときおぼえた「達成感」を超えるものを、ぼくはまだ知らない。

@iamdafamous01 @soigomaa What do you mean by it challenges objectivity ChatGPTuser. It sounds like the blind people’s reality was completely objective for them.

people born blind, after gaining sight, couldn’t visually identify objects they knew perfectly by touch. They could feel a cube and a sphere, but their eyes saw only confusion. The brain doesn’t just “see” — it learns to see. And when that learning never happened, even the simplest shapes become a mystery. That’s not just creepy; it’s a direct hit to our assumption that reality is objective. 💀

A riddle from 1688 goes: "If a man born blind can feel the differences between shapes such as spheres and cubes,if given the ability, could he distinguish those objects by sight alone?" In 2003, the riddle was solved when five people had their sight restored through surgery. They could not.

@politicianpages @Coinvo That casual 200k…smh

@Coinvo Congressman Dan Goldman’s political snapshot 📸

CRAZY: 🇺🇸 Congressman Goldman showed 'credible FBI receipts' that Trump "unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down, and when she bit his p*nis, he punched her and called her a b*tch!" "AG Pam Bondi lied under oath about this."

Well, yeah. You're comparing three decades to one day.

You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for this #finally

@BoettchBoettch @NEHumaneSociety At least take me out to dinner first

@NEHumaneSociety breed?

Ilya is the last puppy of his litter still at the shelter. he's also the only dog here who is fluent in Russian. skate on by today to meet him! 🐶

@HillaryPetula @NEHumaneSociety Bro wants a set 😭😭

@NEHumaneSociety If you get another one and name him Shane I’ll buy both

@sentdm Bro invented wuphf

One API. Send messages on all channels.

a coworker is a friend you can have sex with

@to48864 @Rightanglenews Nothing more American than robbing and scheming I guess

@Rightanglenews Adios muchachos Good work, Karen. More patriotic than every dickless whiny bitch in this comment section.

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.

@305ricardo @NASCARNAC @Elyndrys @CStim84 @ftggpojack @DailyLoud Bro Once you see the blue check mark you have to disengage like it’s literally probably somebody’s ChatGPT ragebait bot designed to ignore basic logical implications for engagement😭😭😭 or their genuinely retarded either way theres no saving it

@NASCARNAC @Elyndrys @CStim84 @ftggpojack @DailyLoud No blue check mark and the small brains think you’re a nobody. #YouOnlyMatterCauseYouPayToMatter

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

@JeffreyO @wandb Okay bro but it must be said like

@wandb The condescending tone you use to think you’re bullying Meek is quite interesting.

BREAKING: Meek Mill has abandoned the W&B web dashboard entirely. Says he only monitors training runs in the terminal now. "I don't need a browser to know loss is converging," sources close to the rapper confirm.

@doodlestein @wandb @fintechbrian Crackas who never heard of meek mill are now the sjw of society 🤦‍♂️

@wandb @fintechbrian Honestly find these posts in bad taste and condescending. You’re basically just insulting the guy for no reason and discouraging people from being curious.

@DonFredericko @wandb You have to know nothing at all about meek mill to get like this rn 😂

@wandb Condescending and racist. This is how you view Black people in the tech space. Caricatures.

Reminder: this is still the greatest ad ever made.

@sniperrfocus @MeekMill He already paid the Anthropic fee bro your 🫵 not beating opus as a manager😭

Meek, you just described exactly what I build for artists. Royalty tracking. Contract management. Release scheduling. Financial organization. Family office structure. All running on one system and not just organizing, but executing autonomously. Your team monitors it. The agents run it. I set this up for artists as a service. DM me if you want to see what the full system looks like for your operation.

Like recover all business controls ... tracking royalties ... locating money ... finding reg flags ... planning ... organizing years of information ... creating family office structure... business navigation ... I've been waiting my whole life for tools like this!