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videogames love to be like. you have traveled beyond time and space itself. here are some Floating Rocks

You’d have to be insanely racist to pretend like Lupita Nyong’o isn’t one of the most beautiful women alive

Cleopatra was born closer to the moon landings than to the building of the pyramids. She was born in outer space 60% of the way from Egypt to the moon.

a lot of taylor swift's lyrics just suffer from clunky translation. they're actually quite haunting in the original Simlish

apparently, the first song I ever listened to on Spotify was werewolf bar mitzvah

JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob JC: a trill on the b flat please piano Me: no Jacob I won't do it

For real though why does Gerry Hutch look like 1800’s anti-Irish propaganda?? 😭😭

“Now I know how Joan of Arc felt” was actually crazy as hell for Morrissey to say. He absolutely doesn’t know how she felt

many embrace Foucault's observation that "the homosexual" is not a historically transcendent and universal category but then refuse to take the logically necessary second step to "and neither is 'the heterosexual'"

At that at the end of Night at the Museum Ben Stiller introduces Carla Gugino to Sacagawea, on whom she's writing her dissertation, so that she can answer all her questions, but like? What will she do with what she tells her? You can’t cite the museum wax figure that came to life

Why do they call it a Renaissance Fair when it's just D&D Tolkien Fantasy slop. Where are the Petrarchan Sonnets. Where are the Hussites. Show me the Hussites.

Using Kenny Rogers’ Gambler in a Draft Kings ad is perverse. This is not the type of gambling he was talking about. He was talking about Cool gambling

They already made an American version of The Odyssey and it’s called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

(Doctors huddling outside of Billy Joel’s hospital room after test results just came back showing he had a heart attack.) “So, when we tell him, do we do the thing?”

Jim Henson may not have created all of the Muppets, but make no mistake. He had a hand in most of them.

Wrong, there’s actually a 50/50 chance you get the same order as last time. The previous shuffle has no bearing on the next one

@barnfell Holy shit Wayne Shorter was a JoJo fan?

♪ one of these things is not like the others ♫

I was not prepared for how much of Neuromancer took place on a space station run by Rastafarians.