Jacob Wellinghoff

Who wants a Design is Dead hat? My Figma hats took 16 days to ship. Is $FIG in ship shape? 🚢 In 16 days, I could ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship 16 live sites with Claude. Dev is speeding up. Design & Ops needs to catch up.

@notabdulbuilds @notabdulbuilds tks for participating ❤️ you won a hat (DM sent) Hats should all be out by Monday + Stickers ❤️🎨

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Who wants a Design is Dead hat? My Figma hats took 16 days to ship. Is $FIG in ship shape? 🚢 In 16 days, I could ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship, ship 16 live sites with Claude. Dev is speeding up. Design & Ops needs to catch up.

@gearless_joe25 @gearless_joe25 congrats you won a hat 🧢 thanks for the likes and replies 💬❤️ (DM sent)

@binaryreality Hm worth a short

@poetry4writing congrats you won a hat 🧢 thanks a ton 🏋🏽‍♀️ for all the support and likes ❤️ (DM sent already)

@slavomier congrats you won a hat 🧢 Please send a DM so I can arrange shipping it. Thanks for the support! ❤️🎨

@jackfriks thanks for the review captain 🏴‍☠️ I agree, the current landing page is ⬜️ I was in the hospital yesterday 🤕 but this is an unsinkable ship ⚓️ New smart landing page drops in a day or two 🚢🚀 Helping people ship at rocket speed.

crew member @binaryreality just shipped UI Copilot 🚢 shipped 4 days away from certain death feedback from the crew — @jackfriks reviewed it: "GG and congrats on the ship! The one thing to clean up fast is the visible placeholder content and any stray demo text, since that muddies the first impression a bit."

Hey Nico, It looks like you didn't vibe code your data room but stole it from Papermark's open source and enterprise-licensed code. We demand you take this copyright and license infringing product down immediately. It's not moving fast and breaking things, it's fraud. It makes the rest of your business questionable and the YC community look terrible. cc: @garrytan @snowmaker @ycombinator

Thanks trying to decompress. I was passing by Moscone on Howard St. for a different (Energy) conference also at Moscone. For some reason, a security personnel told to enter their (Figma) area and go thru metal directors etc, go this way go that way go thru a building then go out. I followed all the clear commands. I did not see any clear signs posted anywhere. I was then told to go several different conflicting directions and was given different conflicting times for when the street was closed until. I got trapped by 5+ men in suits. I could not leave via the multiple streets I tried to walk I was grabbed and pulled to the ground. Fucking nuts. Never had anything like this happen in my whole entire life. 🤕

@binaryreality @zoink @figma get some rest...hopefully you can get some answers..what triggered Figma security tho? Pretty wild that they would behave that way...sorry man.

I got assaulted and thrown to the ground by Figma's Security #config I landed on my face and lip! @zoink not the kind of @figma Motion I was hoping to see 😭 DESIGN IS DEAD

@werneranima Figma Face 🤕

@binaryreality Figma Balls

@atnomos @zoink @figma Thanks, I'm at home now after the hospital. Head still hurts 🤕 I'll live.

@binaryreality @zoink @figma This is awful. Ugh — I’ve been once and never saw a problem. I hope you are ok!

@figma great #config thanks ❤️

My father was speaking at Moscone so I passed thru. I went from a public street towards the event. I was told by Figma security to go left and go thru the metal detectors. I was told which way to go the whole time. Eventually people told me to go left right forward back. They said the street was closed until midnight, 8pm, Sunday, several conflicting times. I had no idea which way to exit or when I could use a public street. I tried to figure out when I could use 3rd street. I got 4 different answers. I was told they would not touch me. I was then forcibly pulled to the ground by my arm. I had something in my other hand so I landed face first against the concrete. My phone was taken away from me. I was detained. I have been cited and have a court date. I received no medical care from the on-site team despite bleeding and being dizzy after falling to the ground. i was held IN CUFFS for like 30 minutes!!!

@cprisongs @sketch I'm just too eMotional right now. 😭

@sketch @binaryreality yeah more AYE EYE but at least Motion seems good

🆕 A small-but-mighty update, full of good stuff™ for you! 🆕 First up — perceptual (Oklab) and vibrant (Oklch) gradients. Standard RGB blending can get a little muddy, but now you can have your gradients look smoother or more punchy. 🧵 ↓

@vibecoder @zoink

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I just submitted UI Copilot for review on Ship or Die 🏴‍☠️ It took me 23 days to ship in public and submit proof. Follow the mission on my profile: ship-or-die.com/u/jacob-wellin…

@cprisongs @sketch I've never met someone who used Figma because they "like using Figma" Someone told me they "love it", but they're 🤑 invested in it afaik

@sketch reason 1001 Sketch is better than Figma and i say this as someone who is forced to use Figma

@hakan_ertann That's super lame! Sorry they rejected you. 100% uncalled for. Stifling developers is terrible. @figma @zoink fix this please!

I feel super sad! Figma has rejected my Alpy MCP plugin. I was genuinely excited about it and had worked hard to build.

@sketch @cprisongs

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@rambam19766555 @Know_Bueno 🪐Saturn Devours His Mr. Potato Head 🥔

Boomers and Gen-x are throwing money at young pussy like never before, we are talking boat trips, exotic trips, paying their rent and bills, buying them clothes, trips to beauty salons, etc. Impressive considering we're a decade and a half into the 2nd Great Depression