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@DefiantLs I will die never knowing the sensation of my naked butt cheeks split by a bike seat.

Nobody, absolutely nobody: Protesters:

@KDVR So 22 months ago and 10 months ago she’s making babies with him. Here we are already in divorce court. This society is ________.

'There's no world without them': Family of toddlers allegedly abducted by father plead for safe return kdvr.com/news/theres-no…

@DWildcard303007 It needs to be done. There’s also Do Better Denver and I appreciate you both. I wonder what this weekends death toll is. I see another outdoor death just got reported. Gotta be a bakers dozen from Friday to tonight midnight. Stay awesome

@binocularTed Thank you. I started doing this because I felt there was a gap between what was happening and what people were being told. Glad it’s helping.

Metro Dispatch Update A difficult afternoon across the metro area. The most serious call came from Broomfield, where first responders were dispatched to a drowning involving a child reported unconscious, not breathing, and without a pulse. Multiple police, fire, and medical units responded as lifesaving efforts were underway. 4:40 PM Jefferson County Parkway, Golden Two vehicle crash involving a pickup and a Tesla near Johnson Road and Wymer Street. Both vehicles required towing and two people were transported to the hospital with reported injuries. 4:31 PM 21st Street, Golden Collision involving a Tesla and a truck. Both drivers were initially reported trapped and medical assistance was requested. 4:31 PM Walnut Street, Denver Train crew reported a trespasser near BNSF railroad tracks. The individual was reportedly outside the active operating area. 4:30 PM Speer Boulevard, Denver Animal welfare call after a goose was reported struggling with a tube wrapped around its neck. 4:27 PM South Wadsworth Boulevard and West Brook Drive, Columbine Serious injury crash with reports of trapped occupants. Emergency crews responded along with law enforcement. 4:27 PM South Kipling Street and West Hampden Avenue Vehicle collision with police already on scene when fire and medical crews were dispatched. 4:27 PM Northbound Kipling near Highway 285 Two vehicle T-bone crash. Moderate damage reported. Occupants were able to exit their vehicles. 4:26 PM Florence Way and Havana Street Passenger reportedly shattered the rear window of a bus while it was in service. Assistance was sent to meet the driver. 4:13 PM Arapahoe Avenue, Boulder Medical response staged following a report involving a sexual assault victim at an apartment complex. 4:05 PM and 4:07 PM Southbound I-25 near 84th Avenue Multiple calls reporting two vehicle crashes and lane blockages near the interchange. 4:03 PM BioLife, Thornton A 20 year old woman reportedly lost consciousness and suffered a seizure after a donation. 4:01 PM Union Station Passenger reported that a man on a commuter train threatened to slit his throat before remaining on the train as it approached Denver. 3:59 PM Washington Park Park rangers responded after reports of a motorized vehicle speeding on a pedestrian path. 3:57 PM Blake Street Transit Area Welfare check after a man was reported lying near a transit gate. 3:52 PM Longmont Downed power lines reportedly sparked concerns about a possible house fire. 3:50 PM Colorado Mills Mall Commercial fire alarm prompted a response from West Metro and Pleasant View crews. 3:49 PM Josephine Court, Thornton Medical emergency response involving multiple fire and medic units. 3:43 PM I-70 near Golden Disabled vehicle initially reported on an exit ramp before becoming mobile again. 3:13 PM Engineers Park, Adams County Grass fire brought multiple fire units to the area. 3:13 PM Highway 40 to Lakewood Emergency Code 3 medical transport conducted from Grant County to a Lakewood hospital. 3:06 PM Peak Street, Broomfield Follow up information from the drowning incident indicated the child was reported without a pulse when responders were dispatched. 3:01 PM Peak Street, Broomfield Initial call reported a possible drowning at the townhome complex. 3:00 PM Stage Drive Harassment call escalated after a neighbor was reportedly threatening to shoot and fight. 2:59 PM Genesee Trail Road Medical crews responded to a possible cardiac arrest. 1:02 PM Rocky Mountain Metropolitan Airport Aircraft reportedly ran off the side of a runway. Crews checked for runway damage and whether a tow would be needed. 12:31 PM Spring Creek Drive Caller reported shooting dogs after claiming the animals had previously attacked goats. One of those afternoons where the dispatch board seemed determined to hit every category at once: major crashes, fire responses, aviation issues, animal calls, violent threats, and a heartbreaking drowning response involving a child. Hoping for the best possible outcome for everyone involved.

God bless this man for spelling things out for these students. Don’t get things twisted kids of all backgrounds&races aren’t showing the same respect to authority figures as we did. I don’t know who is at fault but I am grateful this man is taking the time to open their eyes👏🏻👏🏻

Yup

@DWildcard303007 Are you serious? A 10 person melee at Bear Lake Park. Shameful

MONDAY EVENING METRO DISPATCH UPDATE It has been a busy evening across Colorado. Major incidents included a reported armed robbery in Denver, a large fight involving around 10 people at Bear Creek Lake Park, a structure fire on Osage Street, a motorcycle crash with injuries near Bellvue, a possible overdose in Littleton, an apparent deceased person call in Greeley, and a two year old girl who was reportedly bitten by a rattlesnake in Lone Tree and required air medical transport to a hospital with antivenom. 6:02 PM Bear Creek Lake Park, Lakewood Large fight reported involving around 10 people. Fire and medical crews staged near Morrison Road while awaiting law enforcement to secure the scene. 5:54 PM Park Central Dr, Highlands Ranch Paramedics transported a patient to UCHealth Highlands Ranch during an apparent medical emergency. 5:51 PM Osage St, Denver Battalion chief assumed command at an active scene after the reporting party’s mother arrived. 5:50 PM Sheridan Blvd, Denver Rangers contacted two individuals regarding a reported littering violation. 5:48 PM Osage St, Denver Structure fire response brought multiple engines, trucks, and medic units to the scene. 5:46 PM Pennsylvania St and Pearl St, Denver Police responded to a reported armed robbery. Initial dispatch information indicated the victim reported being robbed at gunpoint. 5:45 PM E 6th Ave and Lincoln St, Denver Bus and passenger vehicle collision. Dispatch notes indicate the vehicle reportedly turned in front of the bus. No injuries were immediately reported. 5:30 PM Rist Canyon Rd near Bellvue Motorcycle crash with two people reported injured. Fire and medical crews responded. 5:21 PM W 20th St, Greeley Emergency response requested for an apparent deceased person. 5:19 PM Denver West, Lakewood Traumatic leg injury with possible fractures reported near West Colfax. Medical crews responded. 5:14 PM RidgeGate Pkwy, Lone Tree Two year old girl reportedly bitten by a rattlesnake on the thigh. A medical helicopter was requested and responders coordinated transport to a facility with antivenom. 5:14 PM Aurora One year old child found running in the street. Paramedics responded while authorities attempted to locate the child’s parents. 5:10 PM A Line Milepost 8.7 near E 40th Ave Rail personnel reported possible trespassers near the tracks. Train crews were advised to use caution. 5:02 PM Walnut St, Denver Two individuals reportedly drinking beer and trespassing near train tracks north of a station. 5:01 PM N Colorado Blvd, Denver Police responded to reports of assaults, disturbances, and harassment. Dispatch notes indicated a history of similar complaints at the location. 5:01 PM N Colorado Blvd, Denver Animal control responded after reports that three cats were left unattended when their owners were taken to jail. 5:01 PM N Colorado Blvd, Denver Follow up status check related to an arrest that reportedly occurred on May 22. 4:50 PM Rubicon Dr, Colorado Springs Search underway for two missing children reportedly last seen leaving a backyard. 4:35 PM Limon Correctional Facility, Limon Cardiac alert initiated for a 33 year old inmate experiencing severe chest pain. Oxygen and medication were reportedly administered before transport. 4:27 PM Union Reservoir, Longmont Rescue crews responded after two children were reported struggling in the water near the north shore. 3:59 PM S Field St, Littleton Possible overdose reported with police and medics already on scene.

@CSPDPIO 🙏stay awesome Maizey / good news

**UPDATE** Maizey has been found and is safe.

@DenverChannel Saw them lurking like Gabon vipers. Just waiting to strike. @CSP_News 🇺🇸👍

CSP Troopers along I‑25 made 20 DUI arrests over Memorial Day weekend during a crackdown aimed at keeping roads safe as the “100 Deadliest Days” begin. denver7.com/news/local-new…

@briansherrodtv @CBSNewsColorado There are holes 10+ inches deep on some highways. Bumper sticker needs to be made. “ I’m NOT D.U.I. just avoiding the potholes, chasms, and cracks”

The Colorado Department of Transportation says we need to fix our roads, bridges and add more transportation options. Now, they are releasing a 10 year plan to fix all of these problems! I am breaking down this plan and have the full story! @CBSNewsColorado

@KDVR I support recognizing academic achievement and excellence.

Palmer High School students protest new district policy during graduation kdvr.com/news/palmer-hi…

@9NEWS Colorado is losing. We need new leaders.

Colorado's largest motorsports track said it will close, ending nearly three decades of racing history: 9news.com/article/life/s…

@adamcarolla Propaganda made by actors. Fuck Hollywood with a rake.

Is there a greater example of Hollywood douchebagary. Than this

@dom_lucre Applaud him for the honesty.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Pastor Manning is facing backlash from liberals after going off on the Democrat party during his sermon. Pastor: “I’m tired of the Democrat party making b*ches out our women and p*ssies out our men.’

@CSPDPIO 🙏please God, get her home safe

Community Notification: Missing at-risk juvenile CSPD is seeking assistance in locating a 17-year-old Maizey Mclaughlin. Maizey was last seen on Monday, May 25, 2026, around 9:45am in the 5800 block of Dolores Street. Maizey is around 4’11”, 85Ibswith black shoulder length curly hair. Maizey was last seen wearing a green shirt, black pants, no socks or shoes. Maizey uses a purple power wheelchair for mobility. If you have seen or know of Maizey’s location, please call 911.

@AffluentMist Staged.

She shot her shot respectfully and bro responded like a full time racist supervillain 💀

@HistorianUSA1 ✊🏻I’m done with the false narratives. I’m white and I owe no one anything.

Hell yeah brother! 🔥 This guy just dropped straight fire. He says: No more apologizing for being white. I didn’t own slaves, my people came here with nothing and built lives through hard work, and I’m damn sure not paying reparations or doing land acknowledgments while I bust my ass for 50 hours a week. We’re done bending the knee. Done whispering. Done disappearing so other people can feel comfortable. Being white isn’t a crime, and I’m not guilty for existing. This is how real Americans sound when they’re done taking sh!t.

@DenverChannel Hope their parents declared them emancipated minors or they may have some exposure.

#UPDATE: One of the people hospitalized following a police chase overnight Sunday was a 16-year-old male and another was an 18-year-old male, Commerce City police said.

@GuntherEagleman Oh sizzle, Gunther made kabobs outta that snake 🐍 Dudes a beast.

This is how it’s done…!