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@iswearimworkin @Cointelegraph lol

@bitsinabyte @Cointelegraph I would get a cut every couple days lol maintaining the robot would be expensive af i know it

🇨🇳 NEW: Chinese cities are rolling out AI-powered robot barber kiosks that scan customers in 3D and cut hair with millimeter precision for just 60 yen per session.

@wholemars That’s impossible if you park in a parking garage.

My first thousand intervention free miles on Tesla Self-Driving 14.3.3!

@krassenstein @AOC Halt all the data centers! Right now!

SICKENING: AOC Just showed off the Georgia drinking water from Meta's AI Data Centers. Thank you @AOC: "This is the current drinking water in Morgan County, Georgia. Right after a data center was constructed, the metadata center was constructed, the only difference between the clean water and this was that data center. I have another one as well. So this wasn't just one well, these wasn't just one family's situation. This is what the drinking water now looks like next to that data center. And I think both of us can agree that neither one of these things are drinkable. These families now have to ship, in a rural area, have to ship water to their house in order to cook and bathe themselves."

@elonmusk @JeffBezos A lot of people are too dumb to grasp this concept.

Bravo @JeffBezos!

@Sofia50020Sofia Women.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@compliantvc What kind of policy is that? Who agrees to be laid off? “No”. Now what?

Laying off people without their consent is a major labour law violation Expect another $1.2 billion fine from the EU, Mr. Zuckerberg

@farzyness 🤣

But I was told having a charging port on a Cybercab was LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE because it's wireless only. Just like how having a steering wheel and pedals was LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE because the technology was far too difficult to include in a Cybercab.

@pmarca @elonmusk For the world, bruv

Co-sign.

@Liathetrader To my point, 60B in net income in a quarter

Nvidia earnings aren’t some twig. One of the fastest growing things ever known to man. 🤣 in this diagram, it’d be a big rectangle filling that whole space providing a solid base. Tell me you don’t understand what’s happening without telling me you don’t understand what’s happening. Insert diagram.

State of the market 🤣 Wanna hear crazy $NVDA stats? - Largest company in the world - 2nd largest asset in the world - NVIDIA makes up 8% of the S&P - Worth more than Amazon, Meta, & Walmart COMBINED - 80% of employees are millionaires - 50% of employees have $25M+ net worth

@TheShazUSA @SawyerMerritt @Tesla He lives with egg on his face

@bitsinabyte @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Yeah. Bill Gates has serious egg on his face.

"California trucking firms have asked the state government for subsidies to help them buy more than 1,200 @Tesla trucks. That’s more than all the applications for other electric trucks since the state’s incentive program began in 2019." That'd be ~$350M in Tesla Semi sales revenue.

@smartertrader 125 really ain’t shit these days. They just 80B in a quarter

Arm can rip huge

@Liathetrader The fact that they have 25M and are still working, should tell you a lot.

This is pretty crazy... If you invested $10k into $NVDA 5 years ago, you'd have around $160k today 📈 50% of NVIDIA employees have a net worth above $25M 😳 Market is watching closely for earnings tomorrow after-hours

@StockSavvyShay That’s actually a really good points.

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay zero federal income tax. He cited a nurse in Queens making ~$75K and paying ~$12K in taxes saying “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

@aelluswamy @woodhaus2 You guys gotta do something about this. This is just silly, why wouldn’t it just make a left turn?

@elonmusk This was a good and fair review. I actually love to see the reviews from other users.

14.3.3 nags less too

@FinTesla @ajpri1998 @wholemars Why would it be geofenced?

@ajpri1998 @wholemars Suddenly in a sense that the liability change has a clear boundary but gradually in a sense that it will be geofenced to certain areas. That’s my take on this

soon

@BLKMDL3 @Tesla @aelluswamy we need pothole avoidance prioritized my man! My front passenger rim is bent due to FSD smacking a huge pothole. Not happy about that. But I will charge it to the game but can’t replace the rims for it to happen again! 🤣

6 drives and 6 hours into FSD v14.3.3, here’s my review: - Actually Smart Summon improvements are fantastic. The 33% speed increase from 6-8mph is actually extremely noticeable and makes it feel more human-like driving through a parking lot, especially a crowded one. Some may think it’s not a big change, but it is. - “Hey Grok” is amazing! It has worked perfectly for me each time so far as a wake word, and I’ve used it a bunch. Huge quality of life improvement and being able to set navigation reminders is a really awesome feature! - FSD v14.3.3 reacted to someone running their stop sign before I could even see them around a wall in a parking garage. The driver monitoring system (DMS) is way more relaxed in this build than previously, especially in Standard profile. - The new car visualization looks so much richer and better as combined with the spring update, way cooler. The acceleration profile of Mad Max is much smoother from 0-2mph off the line compared to v14.3.2, it doesn’t feel jerky or a jolt off the line. This is a big improvement and it’s still plenty quick. - On city streets, and I’m pretty sure on the highway as well, Standard is more relaxed with changing lanes. It doesn’t change as frequently which is a nice thing to have for street driving. I’ll get a lot more seat time this afternoon through this week. - There has been no twitching or jerky behavior with this build. Smooth inputs even in tricky scenarios- in the past few days FSD v14.3.2 has been slightly twitchy in my experience but this is way better. - When FSD v14.3.3 reverses out of a parallel or perpendicular parking spot, I’ve noticed on this build it doesn’t reverse as far as before and it reduced unnecessary reversing distance. It feels more human like as it knows exactly the amount of steering angle required to exit the spot without backing up to far. This was even present in my 2025 Model 3 without a front fascia camera. - Mad Max feels a bit more refined. It’s like a smooth slice through traffic and I’m now using it almost exclusively vs hurry I used before. The improved off the line performance is a big factor in that as well. Very calculated decisions and inputs. - The new FSD Intervention streak feature is a really cool addition, would’ve been awesome to have for our FSD Cannonball Run record from New York City-LA, but I love how they are incentivizing using the system more as it’s safer than driving yourself. - Speed control in 55mph speed zones needs more work, this was apparent on the cannonball with FSD v14.3.2 but there’s no clear max speed for it in 55 zones. Should be tamed and restricted a bit specifically in 55mph zones. Looking forward to improved pothole avoidance too. - I like the new messages at top of the screen, specifically if you do not have a destination set in the navigation, it will tell you to select one. If you are in Mad Max occasionally it will let you know increased attention could be required if the surroundings require it. - Parking garage behavior seems unchanged from FSD v14.3.2 when inside, but noticed it was slightly more confident entering and exiting the garages and coming up to the ticket dispenser. Didn’t see much looping behavior. - I haven’t had FSD v14.3.3 camp in the left lane yet, as I haven’t had it on an empty highway since there’s been traffic today. This was a feature that FSD v14.3.2 had in that we didn’t enjoy on the cannonball. I’ll get some seat time in on my drive to NorCal this week where we’ll see if it does it. - I haven’t had any weird braking, jitteriness or twitching yet, definitely a big smoothness jump over FSD v14.3.2, even more so than FSD v14.2.2.5 in my experience so far. Overall, this version did a great job combining the attributes of FSD v14.3 like the insane reaction time, parking features, and new stack with the refinement that we loved with FSD v14.2.2.5 AND the great Spring Update features. Elon said this update is a banger, and it is. Great work @Tesla_AI teams!!