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it’s in gemini, just create it in ai studio. oh, that’s for your personal google one account. for workspace you need gemini business. no, not gemini advanced, that’s ai pro now. unless you need ai ultra. oh agents? you do that in spark actually. no, not gemini api managed agents, that’s different. for coding use jules. unless you mean the agentic ide, that’s antigravity. no, that’s the old antigravity, download the new one. actually gemini cli is being deprecated, use antigravity cli. no the flash model is smarter than the pro model. unless you need pro. if it’s video, use flow. no, flow uses veo. no, nano banana is images. actually that’s in gemini now. unless you’re in search, then it’s ai mode. no, research is notebooklm. anyway it’s all very simple.

Things doctors don't say but people think they say 1) "You have six months to live." We quote median survival from a curve. Half the people are alive past that number. We don't know which half you're in. We have no idea who is going to live in 6 months. /1

ICU doc here. This is a cardiac arrest not a heart attack and this is terrible resuscitation. Not managing the airway. Trying - unsuccessfully - for a hand IV. The LUCAS device looks malpositioned and its use is associated with worse neurological outcomes than manual CPR.

Ridiculous. It's a children's book. The simple so called "elementary" prose was why we enjoyed it as kids. How "elevated" was the prose of the Harry Potter books or Enid Blyton series?

What happened at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital yesterday is a national disgrace and must not be treated lightly! Calling on @officialEFCC to promote lawful conduct; to publicly call the officers involved in the act to order, @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch to protect our healthcare system, and the presidency @NGRPresident and @NGRSenate to look into this, so this doesn’t happen to any healthcare worker again. @UN @WHO @WHONigeria @UNICEF_Nigeria Justice must prevail. Say NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS. Enough is Enough.

You got no idea…

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Turns out there was no “order” and no fear of “offending” anyone. It was simply a guidance that said “hey if you are treating a foreigner don’t assume they’d understand idioms even if they are fluent”. But I expect John Cleese to make this about Muslims in 3, 2, 1…

this campaign of calumny against Tunde O is lazy at best. not everyone has the luxury of alignment. some people do work that cuts across divides - work that may collapse the moment it’s seen as partisan. in that position, neutrality is not cowardice; it’s a requirement for the work to survive and achieve its objectives. “but he has taken a side”. meanwhile, it’s a picture with the president of his country. an honorary ambassadorship from his state. opportunity to speak with young people (his primary target) at an event - organized by the president’s son. guess who else has a picture with the president. guess who else is a sports ambassador for Ogun state. guess who else was invited to speak at that event (Tunde didn’t even attend) that people are not dragging. what are we doing? if you’re doing impactful work, people across political divides will court you. people across the world will court you. you will be in rooms with people you like and those you loathe. and for the sake of the work, you will chest it. because the work is bigger than your personal politics. and the idea that he needs Nigeria to stay bad so he can have more slum kids is … laughable. his work isn’t about preserving slums. it’s about developing people - through chess - discipline, how they think, opportunity, etc. that doesn’t disappear if things improve. and no matter who the president is, Nigeria will never run out of underserved communities. infact, the world will never run out of it. you’re forcing politics on something that isn’t built for it. and judging a constraint you don’t carry. if you think you’d do it differently, oya do it. build something impactful, take your stance, and sustain it. until then, it’s just noise. lazy noise. 🙂‍↔️

@kingalexdone Well, that’s your job now. Go for it I have chosen my own mountain.

BIG NEWS 🚨: Tunde Onakoya becomes the first African to receive the Lideramos Youth Award for Social Impact in Barcelona, Spain 🇪🇸

You lots must understand that this stupid moral grandstanding you are doing will not work anymore. Maybe it did in 2023 but not this year. You will have to drop the sanctimony this time. There is nothing revolutionary about the ADC and their coalition. Let's even assume Tunde is getting paid and this accounting isn't so grotesquely one-sided, the man runs an entire organization that caters to less privileged kids. He has been doing this for years. This is more than a worthy cause. We are talking about a quiet, expensive, and largely thankless job, this is the opposite of what grifters do but this doesn't ring as "strategic" to you. You lots want to crucify him for an ambassadorship but Obi associating with Melaye, Atiku, El-Rufai and Malami is "strategic." Have you seen the public records of these people? Again, drop the freaking sanctimony!

You are really an Agbaya.

Warning to anyone buying a watch on Amazon: I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim WITHOUT it.

So what’s unhealthy about eba for breakfast?😃

@isaiah_bb did you even watch the video..? this framing is so odd. she's saying we should tax corporations based on the natural resources they consume so that they're forced to account their harmful ecological impact into their data sheets and are thus encouraged to be mindful of that

Notice how quickly all that bullshit about liberating Iranians disappeared, and now it's all about bombing them back to the Stone Age, destroying their bridges and universities, poisoning their air and water, and stealing their oil.

AI writes well because people have been writing well for so long. AI tools are trained on actual writings by real people. To now assume every good piece of writing is enabled by AI is so unfair to those who have crafted the art well before AI.

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

President Macron scolds the US and Israel for attacking Iran, "The day you say I don't like your regime, I consider you threatening your neighbour so I will intervene and bomb you, you open a Pandora's box" "Iran is a very bad regime, no discussion about that. I disagree with on a lot of topics" "But I don't agree we will fix the situation just by bombings or military operations" "Look at what happened in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya - we never delivered. Never" "You have to respect the sovereignty of people, if people want to change a regime, they can do so" "Having an agenda shared by Korea, France, the other Europeans, Canada, Japan, India, Brazil, Australia, you start having a third way" "Those who don't want to be dependent on China, or aligned by definition, on the US"