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@bl0ke

Internet sub-Millionaire, tinkerer, infamous bodger, cable hoarder and pork addict. Available for weddings.

Gottitoffee Bay Katılım Mart 2009
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My partner's family have an ongoing feud with the owners of a local cafe, but it has amazing sandwiches. I have a secret lunch there every week but they can never know.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I'm a very loyal and faithful boyfriend, closest thing I do to cheating is opening my girlfriends phone when she's asleep to update her apps. Winds me right up she never does it.
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Fesshole🧻
Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Colleagues are really impressed with how I can get high quality marketing outputs from chatgpt. I am expert because I spent ages learning how to trick it into writing niche fetish porn stories.
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@colinwalker79 @bobbyllew The photo used shows a fire service training ground, so I'd assume that particular car was deliberately set on fire. Sloppy work on the article to illustrate a valid point.
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Colin Walker
Colin Walker@colinwalker79·
Don’t let actual facts get in the way of a good headline eh @JeremyClarkson and @TheSun ? Those actual facts being that petrol cars are 20 TIMES more likely to catch fire than #ElectricVehicles (Facts courtesy of Swedish Civil Contingencies Agency)
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Spencer Kelly
Spencer Kelly@spenley·
I now seem to have the name of one of Elon's kids on my phone.
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@The_Landlord I had one years ago where I'd made my ads too-closely resemble the menu they were near, but I got a warning for it, not a ban. Maybe they just hate you.
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Landlord
Landlord@The_Landlord·
@bl0ke Nope, just a link to a page which highlights potential reasons, none of which seem to apply in my case (at least, from what I can tell).
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Landlord
Landlord@The_Landlord·
I have an Adsense account that's been "temporarily suspended" forever, and I have no idea why or how to resolve it. There seems to be no clear guidance or support. Any Adsense experts have any advice?
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I'm pretty sure #AliensExist but this congressional thing isn't convincing me. Objectively it's one guy claiming multiple high-ranking sources, but presenting none of them. No photos, no documents, previously seen-and-explained videos. Oh well.
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