Schooner Tuna

@985TheSportsHub @FelgerAndMazz @Cerrone_Battle I feel like Felger… I can’t find the @celtics game on @NBCSports, and then when I do it’s a video game with weird graphics! Way to turn off your fans @nba

"Green teamers might get mad at me for this... #Celtics fans are the biggest fans of bad players" Cerrone wants adjustments in the Celtics - Sixers series... @FelgerAndMazz @Cerrone_Battle

Lunch at @cava today turned into a reality check… Me: “Did my wife already pay for me?” Cashier: “No…” My wife: “I thought I did. Yikes, is one bowl really $19?” The affordability crisis isn’t abstract. It’s lunch. #AffordabilityCrisis #CostOfLiving #Inflation #StickerShock

@TomScibelli Huge @zacbrownband fan, so I loved it. But the whole @survivorcbs reward really could’ve been shortened to just sittin’ with their toes in the water and their asses in the sand while he sang. That’s bucket list for me! #Survivor #Survivor50 music.apple.com/us/album/toes/…

What the hell is happening? Is this is a fever dream? We have 20 All-Star players left and we're watching Zac Brown spearfish and play guitar? What planet am I on? #Survivor50

@CoachKristenMcD Congrats, Coach! It’s been incredible to watch what you built with the Wamps and Mustangs. Thank you for carrying forward our Dad’s NHS legacy, Coach Parker. He would have loved how you coach. Wishing you all the best in what comes next!

A little personal news… After a lot of thought, I’ve made the tough decision to step away as coach of the Norwood girls team. It’s been the honor of a lifetime to coach these incredible young women and to do it alongside a coaching staff that I absolutely adore. Steve, Joey, Liz, & Jim - thank you from the bottom of my heart. ❤️ Basketball has been one of my true loves in life, but I’m excited to give my other “loves” some extra time & attention - my amazing wife, my family (which includes two basketball-loving nieces), and my tribe of friends. Being called “Coach” has been one of the greatest privileges of my life. To my players - past & present - thank you for letting me be a part of your lives, and for being a huge part of mine. I love you all to my core. Thank you for raising the collective bar and for not settling for anything less. In a world full of “average”, you became great. We talked a lot about life lessons, but #1 will always be to enjoy the ride. I know I certainly have. 💙💛

@EricSchmittNYT @helenecooper Did they/Iran figure something out or did Russia intelligence point them towards a different strategy? Is some of your reporting connected… nytimes.com/2026/03/06/us/…

Iran's military has shifted tactics even as it comes under heavy U.S and Israeli fire, attacking key American air defense and radar systems in the region, as well as hotels frequented by American troops w/@helenecooper nytimes.com/2026/03/10/us/…

Unreal. @Avis @Budget at @BostonLogan: 15 computers, only 2 staff, 10 people stuck waiting. Manager walks out, sees the line, then disappears into the back. Meanwhile every other rental agency has more staff and no line. Congrats on making sure I never use you again.

@Salon Wow, someone has an ax to grind. Just watch and enjoy it without overanalyzing! We did!!

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's cop caper is a repetitive, over-explained slog perfect for zapped attention spans bit.ly/3NDIfZ2

@lucianolottery @FrenchMurray1 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball Interesting take. So the U is going to win a ring because Michael Irvin acts like a crazy person on the sidelines, and not because of Carson Beck or a genuinely disruptive defense?

@blake4211 @FrenchMurray1 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball Whatever gets us a ring

LETS GO @CanesFootball

@lucianolottery @FrenchMurray1 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball I disagree. Offering guidance doesn’t require making yourself part of the show or pulling focus from the players on the field. There’s a difference between being present and turning it into a sideline spectacle, and that line matters.

@blake4211 @FrenchMurray1 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball He right where he needs to be on the sideline giving game guidance you seen how they were hitting ray lewis there

@saywhatyousay84 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball That response pretty much proves the point. Attacking the messenger instead of engaging with what was actually said doesn’t address the issue at all. If there’s a real disagreement with my argument, I’m happy to hear it.

@blake4211 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball STFU schooner tuna your ass just mad because you lack passion and you have never been apart of anything relevant.

@michaelirvin88 It’s bad enough to try to steal the spotlight from the players who actually earned it, but @espn deserves some blame too for constantly cutting to your sideline antics. Is it written into your contract that they have to show you every few minutes? #cringey

BTA

@lucianolottery @FrenchMurray1 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball Alumni support can be a great role. But that doesn’t earn someone the right to act like a jackass and try to put the spotlight on themselves instead of the players who earned it. Get in the press box and act like you’ve been there before.

@FrenchMurray1 @blake4211 @michaelirvin88 @CanesFootball That man been with them boys since the spring in their ear about a ring

@AlamoBoston Extremely disappointed to learn the hard way that validated parking only applies if you leave within 4 hours. Stay longer and you pay the full amount, not the difference? This isn’t explained on screen or when validating, and staff showed little sympathy when we discovered this.

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@Interior Polite heads-up: This is very cute, but just noting that the Peanuts characters remain under copyright until 2070, and use of their likeness typically requires permission. Mentioning in case it wasn’t intentional, as no credit appears in the post. @Snoopy @SchulzMuseum

@JonKrawczynski One thing @AROD got wrong: @KevinGarnett5KG isn’t the Yankees’ Babe Ruth. He’s the @RedSox version—left his first team for glory elsewhere. Unlike Ruth, though, there’s still time to fix it for @Timberwolves and avoid a long curse.

“There was a huge hole in the heart of the organization.” Marc Lore, Alex Rodriguez and more go behind the scenes on the long, delicate process of bringing Kevin Garnett back into the fold in Minnesota. Story 👇👇👇

@skupor govexec.com/workforce/2025…

Of those who left, over 92% did so voluntarily - and received severance of up to 8 months as a result of new programs that the government put in place to help ease the transition.

The press has written a lot about federal employee headcount changes this year. That’s understandable given that we are talking about a serious topic - people’s livelihoods.

@JoyceWhiteVance If war isn’t declared, are these boat strikes war crimes or murder? If elected officials deny/obscure the second-strike video, could that be criminal liability for cover-up? And if our system won’t investigate, do other countries or international bodies have standing to step in?

The arguments Trump’s DoD is making about legitimate targets could be used against members of the American military. A sobering thought.

@archpaper Wait, I was told “no magic transformation occurs when failed states cross borders… migrants and their descendants recreate the terrors of their broken homelands.” And yet — an immigrant was selected to design his ballroom. Almost as if immigrants do bring talent, not “terror”?

President Trump has booted McCrery Architects from the East Wing ballroom project. Now, Shalom Baranes Associates, a Washington, D.C. office with extensive experience working on GSA projects, will design the oversized event space. ow.ly/xTyL50XCcX0

@zipzap31 @BulwarkOnline @Timodc @Olivianuzzi @simonschuster Take a quick listen to the interview — doesn’t seem to be her motivation. It almost feels like she skipped the class in journalism school about why people want you to “tell all” in a supposed tell-all… and maybe the class on ethics too. But who knows!

@blake4211 @BulwarkOnline @Timodc @Olivianuzzi @simonschuster Perhaps there will be a second book with all the answers 🤣

.@Timodc: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?" @Olivianuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." Tim: " You admit in the book that you'd acted to help him over the course of the campaign. And so once you realized that he was screwing you over, you didn't take any counteraction. lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_so…