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@IraniNaozer @bandrainfo Tag our so-called elected officers: Aashish Shelar; Asif Zakaria; Priya Dutt

This is bandra west roads from last one month. Extremely sad that bandra which is said to be queen of mumbai the roads are worse that a remote village in india. A week back my daughter fell down i kept quiet yesterday my mother who just had a hip operation missed falling.

#SaveMNP Because without Nature, we are NOTHING. When will the Maharashtra govt and BJP come to their senses? @Dev_Fadnavis @CMOMaharashtra

#nocountryforwomen I got married last month and as per @UIDAI guidelines, submitted my marriage cert for address change on existing Aadhar card. They're only willing to change it if I agree to change my maiden name (middlename & surname). Patriarchal blackmail? @narendramodi

my @croma power bank almost caught fire after less than 10 charges. Their answer is to throw it in the bin. Pathetic shit-show of a brand.

@cromaretail My power bank almost caught fire. My complaint is registered. The company said there is no repair possible.

@OnePlus_IN Thats why you sell defective chargers, instead? (slow clap)

@OnePlus_IN The Dash charger to my new #OnePlus3t died in seven months. I don't know what kind of garbage you're passing off as accessories to customers.

So you spend 30k on a phone (no headphones) to have the charger die in 6 months. Thanks for a shitty time, @OnePlus_IN. @OnePlus_Support

@AccorHotelsNews @Accorhotels Super disappointed with customer response time in India. Never renewing as an Accor Plus member again!

@4FountainsSpa scammed me of 5K since March 2017. Pre GST, pre excuses. No answers, 5 days have passed no resolution.

@meghnagulzar Thanks to filmmakers like you who dare to tell the truth #talwar

Thanks to @Reliance_Energy, Bandra W is in darkness. Guess who probably used up all the power? That one ugly ass house on Peddar Road. #fail

While people have actually died outside ATM queues, it can be an 18 month wait before @jetairways will answer the phone. #worsethanAirindia

Finally. A kickass @bombaysalad bar that looks beyond watermelon and feta. #bandrawin

Bombay's Secret Supper Project is the Secret Pappu Project. Prepare to be served overhyped, insipid bullshit on a plate. #iwantmymoneyback

If you gettin' married, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 weddings and yours is one. #indianproblems

Once a Bengali wandered through the streets of Bandra for a good Korean meal. He encountered an abomination. It was called Heng Bokwas

Thursday Offer: Buy a donut from @Dunkin_India, and get dengue free! Four, five, six mosquitos galore.

Training like Usain Bolt is easy. Just get food poisoned by @SingKongMumbai, and you'll be dashing to the bathroom at unbelievable speed.

Dear @TerttuliaMumbai, you guys make Dadar look good. Best risotto ever. Warmly, the frustrated eater. #hellyeah