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Midwest Red
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Midwest Red
@blueyjack
Architecture person & suburb disliker
Wisconsin, USA Katılım Ağustos 2016
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ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable
ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?
ME: hey thanks man
ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one
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@jalopystyle @guilhernunes_ I just felt bad about my behavior and kept apologizing and then the game clowned me for it
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@blueyjack @guilhernunes_ i stumbled into sorry cop on accident on my first run i didnt even know copotypes were a thing
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I was playing Disco Elysium and enjoying it, even though I don't usually like narrative games. Then I tried to do everything as I would in real life... my character doesn't have money for the hotel and has nothing else to do in the game lol. I'll accept that this is the ending
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@finestsoup You clowns suffers from being incredibly unfunny and difficult to watch though
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kind of funny that Smiling Friends became known as The Rotoscope Show when Haha, You Clowns kind of used it better and more consistently
The Empathic Torturer@finestsoup
He's so fucking cool
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I love that my blackberries have white fuzz included straight from the store
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@ByMattWild You can smell the bread from across the market hall at opening time 🤤
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@durinismyson @abolisao Jazz is old slang for fuck. June is a woman’s name
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Y’all really feel nothing reading ‘We jazz June’??? You’re lying. You’re lying or you have a cold.
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
Remember when you’d have to read garbage like this in class
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@rja_carnegie It doesn’t seem right to me. The end line seems more in line with the proper meaning. June is a woman, Jazzing is what the young men do to her
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@mackerelbrini @abolisao Is this correct? I had found it unintelligible. I didn't know that Gwendolyn Brooks and the pool players are Black, which perhaps is evident if you know the code. Regardless, pool is a game not associated with a life well or long lived.
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@JennWyer June is a woman. Jazzing is something the group does to her
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@abolisao I feel confusion. What does it mean to "jazz June"?
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@dogslovealex People are looking surface level just to hate. This poem has so much good going for it
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i love to talk shit about bad poetry but We Real Cool is one of the 20th century’s greatest poems lol
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
Remember when you’d have to read garbage like this in class
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@kenzyedwards We discussed this in a poetry course and at first I didn’t love it but every part of it grew on me. Great poem
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@dogslovealex I am a huge poetry glutton, with a wide and diverse range of appetites. I HATE this poem so viscerally. Just sucks all the way through. And I love G.Brooks other work, I have NEVER understood the appeal of this one. If a seventh grader wrote it maybe
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@In_Genera1 There is a polycule of bipoc lesbians living rent free in your head
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Easy just call it “LibSims” where you build a world with nothing but extreme liberal policies have been enforced and society has degraded to the point of complete disfunction, but the npcs just keep walking around like nothings wrong and keep pushing for more liberal retardedness as a way to fix those problems!
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Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day
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@w0rldmap Cheese foam? Yeah, that’s getting mixed right into my boba
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Can I get some pointless fucking foam on top of my pathetic beverage please
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@IsaacRowlett Waiting for the weather to get truly nice and breaking out the ol bike commute
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@words_salad In all honesty, if I’m a famous music artist and I’m getting in front of a mic, you know I can pull off at least 5 minutes of speech pulled from my butt
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out of all the torture and horrifying things that fuckass smiling demon put her through this was by far the most diabolical
Peppers | Aroace Grace Truther@PinchofPeppers
Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.
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@freakyP__4378 @QuitexSincere @beambestboyy @TylorStankley2 A truly perplexing take. Dislikes the taste of eggs but says they love eggs but not when they’re properly seasoned. An unsalted egg sounds depressing.
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@QuitexSincere @beambestboyy @TylorStankley2 Yes unless you hide the egg flavour like in cakes. And anyway potatoes are the most versatile. I can't help feeling this way, it is the cross I must bear every time someone salts my eggs.
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Everytime I stumble across this reply it always makes me so mad because it’s fundamentally not what I said at all
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@DerekNotJeter My roommate learned how the vacuum works after a year of living together.
“Is this cordless?” She says with the cord wrapped neatly into its holder on the bottom of the $70 vacuum.
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Graduating in less than two weeks and my roommate just said he’s gotta try out the stove for the first time before we leave
GIF
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