Brie (like the cheese)

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Brie (like the cheese)

@bookandthebone

💖💜💙Pastry chef (in training), archaeologist, book nerd, and collector of weird facts. Reviewer for @Bookstacked she/her. 24 🇬🇷

Attiki, Greece Katılım Ocak 2016

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Organizermemes@OrganizerMemes·1d

We developed such effective vaccines and pasteurization that people now think preventable diseases are fake and basic precautions are tyranny.

Koena Moabelo🇿🇦@Koena_za

What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue?

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project hail rissa ⭐️🚀@r1ssas·1d

nobody hate me for this but i actually think we should let the astrophage eat the sun juuuust a bit. please it's 100 degrees out let them nibble on it a little

project hail apollo 💫 phm x6@caketea15

tweet like you’re in the phm universe

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Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs)@agraybee·20h

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

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@greentomat25144 @NotMr_Smith @criticalcivil Yes! Divorce is better! If youre staying together for the kids I assure you the kids know and want you 2 to grt that divorce, for everyone's sake

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green tomato@greentomat25144·1d

@NotMr_Smith @criticalcivil What do you mean he's not right, was he supposed to not have sex for 5 years? Or perhapse you think it's better to divorce and ruin the family?

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Drew@NotMr_Smith·2d

I’ve legit seen a wife who hasn’t had sex with her husband in 5 years be genuinely shocked and crushed that he’s having an affair. This level of cognitive dissonance is bugged out to me 🤣

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@whoinvitedjon In greece they sell these little pouches of about 2tbsp and I miss them whenever Im living in another country

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Jono@whoinvitedjon·1d

I want smaller cans of tomato paste. Can we have a vote on that?

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@B1G_Ryan Ohio???? 🥲🥲🥲

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@icycobaltlive @Saskkiii @united Hey buddy youre allowed to be upset if an airline doesn't help you rebook the flight THEY cancelled. Be fr

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Ghost Saski@Saskkiii·1d

YO @united YOUR AGENT IS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME LMAOOO! This is actually the craziest customer service experience I’ve ever had. Fuck Paula 😭😂

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@Ashhlo_ @Saskkiii @united There are ways around that and it usually means putting the passenger on a different airline. Even american companies won't shrug and say 'lol sorry we're gonna add 3 days to your trip for funsies' unless its a real emergency

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Ash@Ashhlo_·1d

@Saskkiii @united Am I missing something cause didn’t she just say there’s no flights tomorrow and u asked for flights tomorrow after that Lowkey she acted how we’d all want to😭

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@RealPostFolder My first instinct is dump him. Otherwise they should absolutely seek therapy (or a medical consult?) for him because that's not a normal reaction, its not brave, and it'll fuck up the kid

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Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder·1d

It's embarrassing to call yourself brave for screaming at your child

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Prometheus@CaribbeanRythms·2d

What’s his crime? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

ACERVO@AcervoCharts

Restaurante australiano colocou uma placa dizendo “não deixe o quokka entrar”, mas ele entrou porque não sabe ler.

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v!@Vullety·1d

Every now and then I am reminded that wolverines are real animals and not just Hugh Jackman

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I was today’s old when I found out that Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors

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MoundLore@MoundLore·1d

If I’m gonna pay $5 a gallon this is what i want to get it from.

DaVinci@BiancoDavinci

Harold's Gas Station, Spring Hill, Florida, 1965.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken@woofknight·2d

Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken tweet media

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Lowkeyhurt@uhtriad·3d

Getting paid while there’s still money left from the last paycheck feels like unlocking a bonus level in adulthood.

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🚬aida🏒@ilyashaney·2d

what do you mean magnets?!?!?😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/76674021

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@SpillTheMemes My girl is 9yo and she's still kicking!

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Brie (like the cheese)@bookandthebone·2d

@chribdotnet Canned beans + green veggie (i like broccoli) +a caper and lemon sauce. Or tomato scrambled eggs, with canned chopped tomatoes, garlic, some soy sauce and some rice vinegar. My uni staple was rice +one of those canned tuna salads

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chrißy@chribdotnet·2d

please, i’m begging you to interact: what are meals that are easy to make, cheap to make, good AND nutritious? like REAL MEALS. i have been subsisting off protein bars and electrolyte water and my body is begging for more lmfao

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Brie (like the cheese)@bookandthebone·2d

@zoespjorants The way I cackled omg