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@AlexForbesOps You mad because you can't mark the 2x4's up 300% now?

Client: “Yeah, I think we want to go labor only to save a few bucks, we can grab material” Contractor: “No problem. While you’re out can you basically start your own business to provide everything else we need to get your job done since we’re labor only?” Client: “Uhhhhh…”

@kat_maryb @TaraBull nothing, that's what a 72 year old mans hand looks like

@TaraBull 😒

John Travolta, 72, looks unrecognizable at Cannes The 72-year-old showed up in a cream beret, round glasses, sharp beard & black suit for his directorial debut premiere

@beyoncegarden I'll burn shit before dropping it off at "goodwill"

this is actually really sad😭

Have one of the squares contain only a few pixels of the bicycle and make him fail the test whether he clicks on it or not.

@thematrixb0t you local drug dealer has more morals than these companies

The mainstream media is now confirming we are being robbed at grocery stores and Walmart. Product after product they take off the shelves and weigh is always short. They test Walmart shrimp, bring it to the studio and every bag is half a pound short. This has to be an intentionally large scale scam to defraud Americans at the grocery store. One or two items is a mistake. Every item they pull off the shelves being underweight at specific locations is fraud. The amount that products are underweight isn’t a small amount, it’s a huge amount. We are being robbed blind.

Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out

@HighyieldHarry claude trolling you, I respect it

Asked Claude for a company’s customer support number

@BEARDMAN100 @DougAMacgregor I want your children on the front lines.

@DougAMacgregor Thank God! It’s time to drop the hammer on them and force them into submission! Enough already!

BREAKING: Preparations between The United States and Israel to resume combat operations in Iran under a different name are now under way. Operations to begin with-in days. Get Ready!

@DougAMacgregor "if we change the name of the operation the goyim wont notice"

@mrwtffacts Free my boy immediately.

In 2020, Nebraska school teacher James Fairbanks noticed his neighbor constantly hanging around and watching kids play from his driveway. Suspicious, Fairbanks decided to check the registered sex offender list. His suspicions were justified: Mattieo Condoluci, 64, twice convicted of child molestation. Fairbanks grabbed a gun, drove to his house, knocked on the door, and shot him seven times when he answered. He then emailed local media and confessed to everything, explaining he acted to prevent further offences. Astonishingly, at sentencing, Condoluci’s very own daughter stood up and defended Fairbanks, saying her father had abused her too and the system had failed for years. Despite this, in 2021, Fairbanks, who had no previous convictions, was sentenced to 40–70 years for second-degree murder with no parole until 2040.

@AvicennaTA @OhhLooksTasty @holyghostirony @RealPostFolder "BRB GUYS I'M GOING TO RESEARCH A FAKE BAIT POST ON REDDIT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE THE DETAILS IN ORDER BEFORE COMMENTING ON IT! 😆

@OhhLooksTasty @holyghostirony @boomer_control @RealPostFolder The irony is you hyper imposed a view of me without doing your own research first so I guess we can all laugh at you now ^_^ reddit.com/r/BestofReddit…

A moral thicket

@StealthQE4 This headline has scrolled across my computer screen weekly for the last 5 years

I’m sure this is nothing. We’re seeing bad data that we didn’t see even in 2008. Bullish! 😃

@Polymarket We're going to need an extra $78,000,000,000 for insect security now.

JUST IN: A massive swarm of bees has reportedly descended on the North Lawn of the White House.

@his_eminence_j We can get to 20%, at least!

For God’s sake, MARGIN LOANS now make up 5% of our GDP. This is going to be the largest market collapse of my entire career.

@AwakenWithJP They dislike competition, that's why they make posts like this.

Does anyone commit more fraud against taxpayers than the government?

He finally incorporated his startup. Send him a random $200,000 bill from the state of Delaware.

@NoncompliantJM @RealPostFolder The whole story is ridiculous.

@boomer_control @RealPostFolder My first thoughts exactly. Especially with her refusal to involve police or go to a hospital.

@clguffey @RealPostFolder Also for the record, the story is likely completely made up by the OP to begin with for engagement and karma farming.

@boomer_control @RealPostFolder Some of you are evil as hell.

@clguffey @RealPostFolder If you read that story and thought anything other than "yeah, she was almost certainly cheating" you are very naive.

@GigglingGanon htf you pass out from smoking crack lol

City counsel member caught passed out crack pipe in hand. A bystander flagged down Officer Skyler Hatch of the Cranston Police Department, reporting a driver who appeared to be "choking" or suffering a medical emergency while unconscious at the wheel of his SUV. ​When Officer Hatch approached the vehicle, he found Matthew Reilly, a sitting member of the Cranston City Council, completely unresponsive. As Reilly was awakened, the reality of the situation became clear: ​The Discovery: Officer Hatch spotted a glass crack pipe in Reilly’s hand. ​The Evidence: White residue, later confirmed to be crack cocaine, was scattered across the center console and the passenger seat. ​The Excuse: Reilly initially tried to attribute his state to a "sleep apnea" episode and the stress of a recent divorce. However, he eventually admitted to a "relapse" after 13 years of sobriety. ​During the stop and arrest Matthew was more concerned with his political career and if the media was going to find out than his own health and wellbeing. The fallout was immediate. Within days of the bodycam footage going viral, Reilly resigned from his position on the City Council under heavy pressure from the Mayor and his colleagues. ​While he was initially charged with felony possession of a controlled substance, Reilly entered a diversion program. After completing the program's requirements, his charges were dismissed and his record was sealed. ​The scary truth is this is a glimpse into the secret lives of many elected officials, I had the feeling he was hoping for special treatment. But good on these officers for doing things by the book.