Darth Meijoo

@Scout_503 @Playteaux1 Obama spent 2 years and $24 million to convert it into a leaky algae swamp, you ignorant f*ck. Trump has to fix the leaks, sh*thread.

@Playteaux1 MAGA’s solution:👇 Spray colored rhino liner over historic granite. Don’t fix the pipes. Don’t fix the leaks. Experts say it won’t last a decade. And when it fails the next administration gets to grind rhino liner off 100 year old granite at a national landmark. 👌

Cleaning America’s Pool

@brianki72506663 @Playteaux1 I remember my first day on Earth

@Playteaux1 Why aren't salaried government employees doing the job?

@ThomasSowell Lolol 15 of the 19 were recruited in Saudi Arabia by John Brennan (Obeezee's CIA director). His recruiting protoge tried to k*ll Trump on a golf course. Now you know the rest of the story.

Gaddafi: "The terrorists who hit New York were not Afghani. They did not use airplanes or take off from Iraq or Afghanistan. They flew from JFK airport, here. The whole action was done in America. They were trained in America."

@Gunkaku @ClownWorld Shit Head Larper Learns the Hard Way

@ClownWorld This is Vittorio Arrigoni left wing Italian activist who moved to Gaza to support Palestinians. After he arrived there, he was captured then tortured and murdered while his execution was recorded by jihadists from Hamas.

A left-wing activist in Spain opened her home to a North African migrant because she wanted to do her part for the open borders cause. He stopped paying rent, harassed and abused her, then changed the locks and took over her entire house. She called the police. Their response: “We can’t do anything without a court order.” Now she’s sleeping at relatives’ homes, seeing a psychologist after a nervous breakdown, and still paying the utility bills for a house she can’t even enter. Her response about the man who took everything from her? “He doesn’t know what he’s doing.” This is open border ideology in real life.

@ExxAlerts This is why I don't eat food cooked by children.

ALERT: McDonald's employee videos herself shoveling French fries into her mouth and then back in the box, and saying, “So you want French fries today, right?” The incident happened at a McDonald's located in Southbridge, Massachusetts, and was sent as a private message before leaking to the public. Following the video being seen by the public, the community was outraged. One local man, Jim, said, “I’m done with this McDonald’s, at least, and I’ll be done for quite a while with fast food.” The Spadea and Balducci families, who own and operate the McDonald's location, say they have identified the suspects, and they have been fired. Police are investigating the matter and have received numerous calls, online tips, and media inquiries regarding the video. The families released a joint statement saying, “We are proactively working with local authorities and the local health department, who found no public health concerns or violations. The well-being and safety of our Southbridge community remains our top priority.”

@DefiantLs 1. Invade your homeland. 2. Take all your freedom.

Actor Idris Elba has an idea how to stop knife attacks in the UK. You're gonna want to hear this one.

@mmeo5723 @SamaHoole So you don't buy food at a grocery store?

@SamaHoole Eating meat is morally objectionable, whether or not cattle ranching is destroying grasslands.

Activist: "American cattle ranching is destroying the Great Plains." Rancher: "How many bison were here in 1800?" Activist: "A lot." Rancher: "Sixty million. Same biomass as every cow in America today. Standing on the same grass." Activist: "That was different." Rancher: "How?" Activist: "It was natural." Rancher: "It was ruminants. Eating grass. Trampling it. Dunging it. The grassland built six feet of topsoil underneath them." Activist: "Then we shouldn't have killed them." Rancher: "Correct. We killed them, ploughed the prairie, and got the Dust Bowl in thirty years. Largest ecological collapse in American history." Activist: "..." Rancher: "The fix wasn't fewer animals. The fix was putting them back. The grass evolved to be eaten." Activist: "So reintroduce bison." Rancher: "Or use the 1,200-pound ruminant that's already here, in the same numbers, doing the same job, on the same grass." Activist: "It's not the same." Rancher: "It's the same animal with a different accent." Activist: "It still feels wrong." Rancher: "The thing that felt wrong was killing the bison. The cattle are how we're paying it back. Take them off and you finish the job we started in 1870."

@JerseysFinest69 @ClownWorld Hmmm we had a guy break in our home to r*pe my mom twice. She shot him the second time. I was chased by a lunatic with a knife walking home in 3rd grade. It was arguably more dangerous as LE agencies didn't communicate with each other.

@ClownWorld The ability to play outside, in their neighborhood, independently, without the fear of abduction or abuse.

What’s the one thing from your childhood that today’s kids will never experience?

@JonanOliverM @creepydotorg @grok Sure, just not any of the dynastic Egyptians, who stole and took credit for masterpieces created by a people they didn't even know millenea before they were born.

@creepydotorg @grok Egypt the mother of civilization in the world

Hey @grok decode this ancient Egyptian mystery for me.

@timb224 @Inquisition_2_0 @creepydotorg I was thinking that and I believe it rains quite a bit around there. Coulda been dragged into cover

@Inquisition_2_0 @creepydotorg I hunt about 15 miles past that sign every year in the winter. Cougar far more likely than a bear.

In 2013, 19-year-old Maureen Kelly was camping with friends in Gifford Pinchot National Forest, Washington, when she said she was going on a “spiritual quest.” She removed all her clothes and shoes, took only a fanny pack, and walked into the forest. Inside the pack, she had a knife, matches, and a compass. She told her friends she would be back later that night. She never returned. Searchers later found bare footprints believed to be hers near Canyon Creek, but the trail disappeared. Maureen was never seen again.

@uggar29 @TRobinsonNewEra In Afghanistan, if you're rich enough you have a little boy side piece. It's a cultural norm.

@TRobinsonNewEra Islamic culture: men twerking to each other while keeping the women home. 😅

A man has been jailed after sexually assaulting a teenage girl in his shop. The 15yr old was walking home from school when she went into the Chapel House Grocers in Nelson to buy some chocolate. Naeem Akram then locked the door of the shop, in Chapel House Road, behind her and proceeded to sexually assault the girl. Imagine this inbred filth doing this to your child? Then imagine a judge giving him a "punishment" of 12 months? Free again in less than 6 months!?

@chatterlib @MarinaMedvin Thanks for that comment from the tiny dick club. Disparaging a woman's appearance is a bitch move. Sorry you didn't have a daddy.

@MarinaMedvin She looks cuter than you here. Try again.

Before and after telling Ms. Mamdani that you’re Miss Israel.

@cjsnyder919 @MarioNawfal It worked out pretty well for all of your ancestors for the last 50,000 years who weren't rationed by an oppressive king or government.

@MarioNawfal Well...thats actually a good think...beef is inflammatory to your body.....its not good for you

🇩🇰 Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons. That works out to 11.4 grams a day, which is less meat than most people put in a single taco. A Green party rep explained the logic: the elderly "have been the biggest climate sinners throughout their lives." So the plan is apparently to make them atone for it in their final years, one thimble of mince at a time. Critics, including opposition parties and elderly advocates, say the policy risks undernutrition in a population already vulnerable to it. The council says it's flexible, but the elderly eating climate penance for dinner might disagree. Source: BT, Ekstra Bladet

@CoachLongBeard @JaredSandler Gloria's is El Salvadorian. Always has been since it was a tiny converted gas station on Jefferson

@JaredSandler So many we love but Christina’s is always the family’s first pick and Gloria’s not far behind

QOTD Where is the best Tex-Mex in DFW?

@_ZacharyMiller @texasrunnerDFW What is at the "core of DFW" that they are missing out on? Another 5 Guys? DFW has not had a "core" since the 1960s.

@texasrunnerDFW I think a lot of people moved to places like Prosper sight unseen and are miserable because they didn’t realize how far of a drive Prosper is from the core of DFW. So to them, all of DFW is like that and they’re leaving.

I am astounded by the number of millennial families who moved to Dallas, bought a home, then turned around and sold the home to move out of Dallas, in less than a 5 year time span Is Dallas just super transient or is this a post-pandemic phenomenon happening everywhere?

@StubbornGuy32 @DarwinAwards_ That $7000 rear glass will be cardboard and tape for quite a while

@DarwinAwards_ That looks like a laundromat cart. Da fvck she driving an expensive import but can’t afford a washer?

@lynn_1981 @Breaking911 He's long gone but the boyfriend is at home on the PlayStation

@Breaking911 Aw, I’m sure your husband would pick up an extra job to cover the snacks.

SNAP is now blocking soda, candy, and energy drinks in 18+ states, with Florida shoppers seeing EBT cards declined at checkout for items previously covered, forcing out-of-pocket payments.

@BlackBirdFly485 @Breaking911 Hell, even if they're not junkies, they'll have a dialysis needle in their arm before long- paid with Medicaid. Just draining the system and fattening big pharma.

I lived and worked in a small town for several years. Worked at the local Dollar General. We had people come in and buy, in bulk, nothing but pop, energy drinks, and candy on EBT, then they'd go out and sell that shit. And I guarantee you, because I could see the needle marks on their arms, they were spending that cash on drugs. It happened every single day. Some of those same people would come in every month and do it again. Some would come in multiple times a month and do it again.... It's supposed to be for essential food. It is supposed to be what you need to survive on. Bread, milk, eggs, and some meats. Some veggies. Some fruits. Maybe a little sweet treat is fine. It's supposed to help you survive, not get fat and lazy so you can suckle off the taxpayer teet your whole miserable life. If you're mad about it... maybe be angry at the people who abused the welfare system to death.

@TheBigMoon67 @Breaking911 You're defending the junk food CEOs that poison the population in exchange for SNAP card funds that we all pay for. Then we get to pay for dialysis and millions in overpriced drugs to sustain their failed kidneys with incredibly high health insurance rates. So compassionate.

@Breaking911 To the shock of absolutely no one, MAGA cattle are defending the billionaires. May God help us all.