Juliana Brassfield

@CokeMan16801930 @elonmusk abc4.com/news/local-new…

@elonmusk Ummmm why is there a line of flying stars in sky right now above Utah?? I need awnsers!

@nickgranthardy @allisonriding @colbyajohnson @mikeytcaplin Oh shoot maybe that’s why so many body builders have tried to follow me... thought I just looked buff in my prof pic 🤷🏼‍♀️

@allisonriding @colbyajohnson @mikeytcaplin @brassfieldbooty I honestly thought BrassfieldBooty was Juli’s secret workout handle

The biggest regret of my adult life was seeing Jason Derulo in concert

@allisonriding @colbyajohnson @mikeytcaplin @nickgranthardy Sorry but I’m on @nickgranthardy side here- I think I sang better than him at the concert??

@colbyajohnson @mikeytcaplin @nickgranthardy I said to @brassfieldbooty not a week ago “don’t you think the Jason Derulo concert was one of the best nights of our lives”

@shoeler @caithairston @dundlewood I can endorse him wholeheartedly. 10/10 for the meal AND atmosphere

@shoeler I hate that we have the same sheets

@kylefitzy8 Can confirm

I am currently suffocating due to massive amounts of perfume seeping from this lady next to me in seat 24B on my flight to Long Beach. If I die, just know we had a good run. I’ve always loved you Claudia.

@allisonriding Miss you come back!!!

I walked by a cute, vaguely familiar-looking Capitol policeman 20ish mins ago and he gave me a coy, knowing smile. Kinda thought we were maybe in love?? until I realized he was the one dispatched to help me when I walked into a glass door & fainted Dec. 2017

@ashlyn_trussel @netflix Why didn’t we do this???

@netflix @brassfieldbooty WE’RE THROWING THE PARTY

If you start watching Shrek at 10:39:04 on New Years Eve, a bunch of magical fairy tale creatures will start playing the Eddie Murphy & Smash Mouth version of “I’m a Believer” precisely at midnight, in case anyone is looking for the perfect way to celebrate

Car Thief: *breaking into my car* Me: Hey stop that! Car Thief: The stars at night, are big and bright... Me: 👏👏👏👏 DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS Car Thief: *drives off*

My cousin sent me this video of his puppy and...

@CarlyGorm K well then please send them my way

Drowsy in Dallas, Tired in Tyler, Weary in Waco, Fatigued in Forth Worth, Exhausted in El Paso, please someone stop me, All-Ready-for-Bed in Amarillo twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/…

For an assignment, I asked some of my terminal paediatric palliative care patients what they had enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning. Kids can be so wise, y'know. Here are some of the responses (Thread).

@CarlyGorm I rinse with listerene then rinse with water😬🤫😳I won’t tell if you won’t

@coreysjames @GJMcClintock Lol SKETCHY???

@CarlyGorm @aeclayton3 What’s going on are you wearing plaid Bermuda shorts?

@CMT please tell me how I can watch the 20 Merriest Christmas Videos from 2005 again. Christmas isn’t the same without it!!!!

@CarlyGorm Was it Brad Paisley Check You for Ticks? Cause yeah it’s a bit pervy I’ll give you that

@CarlyGorm @CayleeHubert looks like we’ve got some work to do!!!

guy speaking at church was reading the lyrics to away in a manger and he said “the little lord jeezy” on accident and Camille and i L O S T it.