Taylor's Bread

Anyone else find it funny that the people who are asking us to 'wake up' are the same people ridiculing us for being 'woke' 😂 Honestly, Susan, I'd love to be asleep about 87% of the time, but now I'm just confused.

@_akdz_ @Haqiqatjou HahahahahHahahaha

@Haqiqatjou Depends on what your definition of "is" is.

Is Jordan Peterson dead?

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟬𝟵:𝟬𝟯 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟭𝟮.𝟮𝟲 Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@dani_rubee @cosmicjester And yet in Vic it's technically called Foundation

@cosmicjester Prep (Vic) vs Reception (SA)

There always a lot of potato cake/scollop discourse but not enough about Victorians calling kindy ‘kinder’ and Queenslanders calling school bags ‘port’ or something. Two cursed terms that should be removed from the lexicon.

@RepJackKimble OBAMA! CARTER! KENNEDYYYYY!!

When you're tempted to blame Trump's war for the cost of gas, remember this is still the Biden economy.

@w_bitterman ☝️ Christians who would rather no one be Christian than anyone have slightly different theology. (But also, surely with a name like Rich Bitterman this is a troll account 🤣)

The Bible is either 100% true or Christianity collapses. There is no middle ground.

@Calluna1007 @emkenobi Who said anything about forcing? NORMALISE.

@emkenobi Vasectomies can cause permanent issues. They’re not comparable to taking birth control. It’s valid to recognize that birth control is harmful to women. The solution simply isn’t in trying to force something on the men that also carries a risk.

Normalize men getting vasectomies instead of women taking birth control that messes with their bodies and can cause permanent issues

@mse1337 Would this be your advice to married couples who feel their family is complete?

@emkenobi Normalize not having sex if you don’t want children! Thats Gods way!

@NICKIMINAJ This is so disgusting.

One of the most meaningful gifts I’ve ever received in my entire life.

@sweatystartup Well done, you're an idiot. Now explain why they would fake it 6 times and have 12 men pretend they walked on the moon?

I don't think we actually landed on the moon. There, I said it.

@BlaireWhite Dude you can literally see the rounded edge of the tape/bandaid you weirdo.

I swear I never believed the Biden mask thing but this is crazyyyyyy

@Tommyrorz90 @_HollyValance Nah we just remember her as that chick from neighbours who's bitter about all her costars' success.

@_HollyValance Do it! Aussies have your back

I think I'm ready to go full.....

@elonmusk How are facts woke? Imagine being this scared of reality 😂

Woke programming is everywhere in children’s “educational shows” and books

@chicksonright Desperate to be persecuted 😂

Hot take: the new Melania movie may not do well in theaters because normies who want to see it don't want to be sitting ducks for the absolute lunatics who might want to target them. I would like to see it, but I don't trust how psycho lefties are. I'll be waiting for it to come out on a streaming platform.

@HonTonyAbbott Tony, I always knew you were an insufferable twat, but I (perhaps unfortunately) generally assumed you were intelligent. This is so dishonest, petty, and mean-spirited. Shameful, false comment.

Happy Australia Day! Always was, always will be.

@masonmennenga The amount of people here walking directly into your very obvious point and pretending they discovered it is wild.

when i say christians in america are being persecuted, this is what i mean

@calibrated_lies @BestyBattalion @SilenceDamned @Michael55040082 Except she wasn't on private property, she wasn't threatening anyone. It's called non-violent resistance.

@BestyBattalion @SilenceDamned @Michael55040082 It's not assault. Imagine someone is on your property and won't leave and you call the cops to have them removed. Will you be ok if they just politely ask the person to leave and they won't? Then the cops just leave and the person is still on your property?

From James Hodge on Facebook “One man shoved a woman to the ground. Another man stepped in to protect the woman. The man who shoved the woman then pepper sprayed the man trying to protect her. The guy who shoved the woman continued to pepper spray them both and the man who stepped in tried to use his body as a shield to protect the woman. The guy who shoved the woman then started trying to drag the man shielding the woman away. The woman shoving man failed to drag the man shielding the woman so several more men jumped in to stop the man from shielding the woman. The woman shover and his friends then stomped, punched, and kicked the man who had been trying to shield the woman. As they assaulted him they realized the shielding man had a holstered gun. The shielding man fought to get free to protect the woman, but never reached for his gun. One of the stomping men grabbed the shielding man’s gun and cleared himself before a single shot was fired. The other men then, after he had been disarmed, shot the shielding man ten or more times despite never having reached for his gun and after he’d already been disarmed. That is exactly what happened. A man was murdered for trying to protect a woman who’d been assaulted. He wasn’t a terrorist, he was a hero. He was the one protecting someone and he was gunned down for doing what any decent man should do when he sees a woman being assaulted. Alex Pretti died a hero. Alex Pretti exemplified the best of America and was murdered for it. If you have any honor, any love for your country, and basic human decency, you will applaud the Alex Pretti and condemn the men who murdered him.”

@MbarkCherguia She's cute and awkward and a total dork. She's also extremely talented and intelligent. I bet she gives zero fucks about who wants to fuck her, apart from her fiance, who (by her own account) does a pretty good job of it... so... on ya bike.

I'm I the only one who doesn't find Taylor Swift attractive in the slightest? 😏

@KarolineGosling Ok, Buddy. They don't drive with their penis.

Is it just me who feels disgusted when I see men being driven around by their wives? They always look so emasculated on the passenger seat next to a woman.

I hope this is like that one scene in the last season of Succession with Logan Roy on the airplane.

@eurofounder 😂

Came back home early today and walked into my daughter's bedroom to say hi I saw a camera pointing towards her bed "What's going on here?" I asked "Oh, Jamal and I are working, we create content for my OnlyFans profile" I immediately felt my blood pressure rising If what they do is work, her bedroom is now a designated workplace under EU regulations They need proper permits, safety equipment, labor law compliance "Dad, relax, I took care of everything" my daughter put her hand on my shoulder She showed me the documents, registered home office space, fire extinguisher installed, and Jamal's workers compensation insurance I calmed down immediately "And you know you can work maximum 6 hours per day with 15-minute breaks every 2 hours?" I asked "Of course papa, I'm not like those American sluts who just exploit themselves with no respect for the law" I felt tears in my eyes, I was so proud of my little girl This is what happens when you parent with European standards instead of American negligence