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@Sarthak4Alpha F*ck around and find out.

The f*ck does this even mean? 😭

@brokensuit44 Our teachers really did something with that "4000 maembe ama mayai?" Forcing you to say ksh

Mtu asemage nchi yake akienda kuandika vitu kama hizi

@jameszimmermann I'm sorry but he's definitely in the spectacular

Instead of an iPhone my youngest kid has a stopwatch. Takes it everywhere and records how long everything takes in a little notepad. You can just say “No” to the iPhone.

@Himu_Art2 Doesn't that make her smart?

She is very dumb in real life. That's why she avoids interviews without script.

@MfalmeTon @IanECox Oil.

@IanECox Why would I want to be drinking from the same pot as a Bandit,unless there are rare minerals.

Northern Kenya is the Wild West for any Gen Z.. Go north, young man. Fortunes will be made.

@Njoki_Njanja @CarrefourKe Does that mean that they normally finger us with the price because they can't be selling at a loss now.

Mkimbie Leo @CarrefourKe Mchele ya sunrise kilo tano ni 800😏😏😏

Sasa juu gajoora na moviebox zimeenda. Mnawatch movies wapi😭

@Simon04440 He gave them a blueprint

Adidas Mad IIIfinity Sneakers They cooked on this.🥶

@amerix Sometimes I make something and I look at it and think it's not that great. But when I look at it a few months later I say "Wait did I really make this? It's really cool".

When you work with your hands, you get immediate feedback. This feedback may not be pleasing. It may vary from injuries, weak product, errors and wastage of material. You might end up crying, frustrated and even give up. However, this constant correction humbles you. It takes away fantasy and exposes it to reality. It teaches you that nothing good comes easy. But, over time, after accepting corrections, you will become grounded. You will no longer expect applause to know your value because you can see with your eyes what you are producing.

@bahome @Ny69640 @zollz You two are either dumb or ignorant, or both and definitely never worked in real estate it seems. Do you know how easy it is to get back that 1.6 in Nairobi vs Tuscany? Of course you don't.

@Ny69640 @brian_mwathi_ @zollz Ndio maana 8 4 4 ilitolewa juu ya watu kama hawa 🤣🤣

Kenya property market for you.

@brokensuit44 @AMGPerformanceG A bit scary if you think about it from a conspiracy theorist's perspective

Mercedes will show you things. My drivers window stopped working on Saturday. So today I drop the car over for what I knew was a failed switch…lift motor…physical damage basically. The guys at @AMGPerformanceG did a software update and the window is back to OK. Kioo iko na software, na software iko na update ndio ipandishe kioo ama ikatae. Cars indeed have become computers on wheels

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman. His crime? Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover. If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will. Go Massie!

@atieno_21 It would feel really easy if you were sure of getting the job.

UNICEF applications. Hatari!

Men, In addition, If you are the lastborn, Be a responsible man. Your parents & the homestead are your responsibilities. It is the reason in Afrikan culture, the lastborn remains to inherit the home while elder brothers emigrate outside the homestead. #MasculinitySaturday

New Balance 580 "Gator Skin" (2023) 🐊

@mansang29 This is such a great photo. Look at the church, then the school then the road.

Uku ukisema Wantam unapigwa risasi😂💔

@TheNairobiTimez He was just going to smoke weed down there. Been there done that.

A man left two Boda Boda riders stunned along Thika Road after he calmly walked into a roadside drainage tunnel. Watch 👇📽️

Breaking bad is overated. I've tried being enthusiastic to no avail.

@hayasaka_aryan When white dudes come to Africa for sexual reasons you'll find them with such chics

Christopher Nolan is trying to convince you that men went to war over this in his version of the Odyssey