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@WaihigaMwaura Minister ameskia hii?

"The number one priority of our foreign policy is to protect the American people. We can not and will not allow any cases of Ebola to enter the United States" ~ Marco Rubio, US Secretary of State

@reformedson30 @MOH_Kenya Weuh

@MOH_Kenya This Trump position on Ebola they don’t want a single case in America But kenya is ready to take Ebola. What a shit country we are.

PRESS RELEASE – KENYA'S HEALTH SYSTEM: A TRUSTED PARTNER IN GLOBAL HEALTH SECURITY

@Nimrodtinga So this is for low IQ funs?

It seems surprising that someone in Nairobi would believe the EPL trophy was brought from here in England to Kenya for fans to celebrate . The Premier League trophy is always moved under official arrangements, with security personnel and league representatives ensuring its protection, and any international appearance must be formally approved and coordinated by the Premier League as its custodian. Furthermore there is no official communication from @Arsenal and @premierleague handles .

@qareeme @Goddie_Ke Waa.. huyu alimaliza 844 kweli?🤣🤣🤣

@Goddie_Ke How fast can a refrigerated truck drive?

Meru Governor Mutuma : Going forward, those without refrigerated vehicles will not be allowed to transport miraa

@EricNjiiru @kalex254 For a dummy trophy?

Arsenal fans are enjoying this title win. They have a whole police escort on the way to the CBD 😆

@generali_osumo @Benswap So all that for a fake cup.

The Arsenal trophy 'landed' at JKIA from London in the company of one mzungu, received by tens of backstreet clubs bouncers dressed in Gikomba sunglasses as security to the mzungu and the precious trophy. The trophy and the unidentified mzungu were accorded first class reception with a convoy of SUVs, outriders and police escorts. The thousands at Archives believed that this is the trophy that Arsenal had in London! This level of BRAINWASHING is what we must fight as Africans. This is silent neo-colonialism at play! Even those wazungus back in London are busy laughing at us wherever they are!

@KyaloIntel @mosescheruiyot_ Sio Kupe?

@mosescheruiyot_ It's called kitungu

From a farmer: Assist me on how to do away with this, Hawa watanimalizia kuku(they will finish my chickens).

@Nefertittie_ Hoe damn.

My dad bragging! “Mimi wasichana wangu nimewalea kufanya kazi ndio wasitegemee wanaume na wasilale njaa.” Me eves dropping knowing damn well I can suck dick for money 😭😭

@Ny69640 @brian_mwathi_ @zollz Ndio maana 8 4 4 ilitolewa juu ya watu kama hawa 🤣🤣

@brian_mwathi_ @zollz So, because they don't speak English and don't allow BNB, that necessitates $1.6M difference?

Kenya property market for you.

@2footgiraffe @moraleDmaestro What about PHD Adams.?

@moraleDmaestro I hope to have y PhD some day. but I agree. needs a different name

NOBODY SHOULD BE CALLED DOCTORS EXCEPT MEDICAL DOCTORS!!!!!!

@Kenyans @kamaut_ Ghana and Rwanda are coming too

Kenya slips one position to become Africa’s 7th largest economy in the latest IMF rankings #KenyansData

@Kenyans @kamaut_ DRC is slowly getting there if the wars end

@Kenyans @kamaut_ Ethiopia is about to jump to second world due to its new cheap energy

@FB_viktor @JohnnyGachanja The next generation of kids will only speak in the colonial language. English is a measure of inteligence they say

Colonialism got us on chokehold to the point of thinking speaking your native language in an office is considered razz

@Kalasinga_ @Muheavy01 Na with the bad new fuels mtakipata

Nikiwaambia German cars are generally very expensive to run some of you don't believe me. Watch Earl's latest video uone hizo figures. Siet.

@aKarumba @Cruise_carsKe @Kalasinga_ The client imagines his car is a rally car in rough terrains.

@Cruise_carsKe @Kalasinga_ Obviously you and your client are both the issue, not the car.

@Abdihakim_Omaar @MsoMuthoni Wacha click baits Abdi

@MsoMuthoni Yet, there was no money to develop north eastern, they were truly considered 2nd class citizens😭

Children , Kibaki's first Finance Minister David Mwiraria announced that financial year 2003/2004 , Kenya had an excess of budget. There was no need to borrow and every government expenditure was well funded. Good old days.

@Sam_HereNow @BrianOpangao @Noninimgenge2ru huyu anakuita fat..sue his ass mkuu 🤣

@BrianOpangao He's fat . Relate

Bien met his Lookalike and it was all Joyous. Ingekuwa Nonini, jamaa ingekuwa served court papers for the 5th time...

@hashjenni @Muheavy01 Hello darkness my old friend........

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.

@ivymuthe @osoroKE Walisema ndio NIS 😂😂

Kenyans Left in Shock After Boda Boda Rider Spotted Using KSh 230,000 iPhone 17 Pro Max, Sparking Heated Online Debate.