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@GabrielleM13974 @georgediano Yes, because those are only found in heaven. He is human and to be human means you make mistakes.

@georgediano I know of someone who dated him before they started dating. That man isn't an angel

After abandoning our boy Tokodi to fight for a scholarship at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where students major in Dust Mitigation, Sand Engineering & Advanced Suffering,, the Ex wife has now resurfaced crying foul, claiming she was trapped in a toxic marriage. This is the same woman who left our boy because she was Not Meeting her Standards. According to madam, our boy wasn’t providing the soft life package she had subscribed to. But in this Kasongo economy where unga is now behaving like Bitcoin, many brothers are surviving on vibes & inshallah. But still, daughter of Agrippina refused to understand because apparently other men were out there spending money on women like there's no tomorrow. Seeing the pressure was too much, Pascal Tokodi took the L gracefully and walked away like a wounded soldier from the Battle of Financial Migraine. But because God is not Kamua, destiny located our boy immediately. Word has it that a sharp-eyed daughter of Agrippina, freshly discharged from Heartbreak Rehabilitation Centre, spotted Pascal roaming freely in the wilderness and decided to rescue our boy. It is now being alleged that the new girlfriend comes from Old Money. Since then, our boy has been living like a tenderpreneur on government contracts. Sources claim the man now sleeps under an AC even during rainy season. Now the ex-wife heard the good news and suddenly started doing reverse gear back to his Ex hubby. But our boy shouted a thunderous “NGOOOOOOO!” and sealed the border permanently. After wanaume wameongeza dayametaa ndio anataka kurudi,,, haiwesmek god one. Currently, madam is touring podcasts like an artist promoting a new album, narrating how she is a strong independent woman battling post-divorce trauma. Meanwhile Pascal is somewhere eating life with a big spoon and rediscovering happiness. But pia wengine wanasema kijana wetu amegeuzwa Ben Kumi, eti the new Gf ni mumama. But that's none of our business, because kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@adams_program @brian_mwathi_ @zollz Thank you for taking time to explain..

@Ny69640 @brian_mwathi_ @zollz (cont'd) This means you'll spend the entire lifecycle of ownership bribing locals and donating charity funds to local leaders just to get your way.

Kenya property market for you.

@brian_mwathi_ @bahome @zollz sawa makmende

@bahome @Ny69640 @zollz You two are either dumb or ignorant, or both and definitely never worked in real estate it seems. Do you know how easy it is to get back that 1.6 in Nairobi vs Tuscany? Of course you don't.

@brian_mwathi_ @zollz So, because they don't speak English and don't allow BNB, that necessitates $1.6M difference?

@zollz 1 everyone in Westlands speaks English and not many rules or HOAs stopping you from doing whatever you want with it. In Tuscany, everyone speaks Italian and even those who can speak English will pretend not to and you can lose your property to anyone anytime...and no BNB allowed

@dontplaywblaze @PSGINT_ hahaha..I bet you also think the person who sits at the front of the bus arrives at the destination before the rest of the passengers..

@PSGINT_ Portugal plays the first game so he’ll be the first, another record where he’s above Messi

how is he first when Messi and Modric are breaking it too?

@17xSiin @Santioff55th @Philly_Bul215 If no one in your world talks about pulitzer prizes, you need to change your world.. Maybe you'll be less ignorant - or shoud I say 'ignant' to appeal to you.

@Santioff55th @Philly_Bul215 Nigga said the real world cares 😂 nobody talks about Pulitzer Prizes outside of you dickheads on Twitter “you should be proud” 😂😂 wipe ya mouth pussy

His album won a Pulitzer in 2018

@sipping_Pyro @IMAO_ so odyssey isn't fictional?

@IMAO_ Xena threw accuracy completely in the dustbin and just did whatever they wanted in an attempt to make a cool and fun series. It is like what Anime do This is not the same as what Nolan is doing to conform with Oscar inclusivity quotas

Interestingly, Xena Warrior Princess had a black Helen of Troy thirty years ago, but race wasn’t a big deal back in the 90s.

@herefishie123 @Alonso_GD If we can do Dolly Parton black?

@Alonso_GD Can we do Rosa Parks with a white lady?

Ok let’s do this! Every Pocahontas played by a Western / non-Native American / White actress. Let’s go! Thread time! 1) Pocahontas: The Legend (1995), played by British actress of French and Chinese heritage, Sandrine Holt

@Etrouse Now, let me type with more fury and in CAPS! Keyboard warriors frs

Drake. Now what?

@WarnettAla26708 @SprinterPress You analysed a chair …. Bruh

This is not the case, the chairs were analysed and found to be exactly the same, the reason that Trump was more uncomfortable is that has is taller, and heavier by comparison to Xi, the cushioning of the chairs supported the smaller size of Xi, for Trump to be comfortable, the cushions needed to be firmer. I think if the situation was in the US then Trump would have larger firmer seats, which may not have suited Xi, so let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill. They are the two most powerful countries in the world. I would rather see Trump and Xi sitting talking together than their countries fighting each other, their meeting was encouraging.

The Chinese applied their tricks on Trump, giving him a smaller chair than the one the Chinese president sits on! The discomfort on Trump's face is obvious, as Xi appears to be a head taller!

@carltonkitheka1 End video

Naaah man this Onyango Tate fella is too hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@Carter_Jamie21 @iguessthatworks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iguessthatworks Lmao STOP 🛑 you think I took time to listen to a minute of them three Depositions?? As your leader would say “I’m upset”

Drake’s Three albums full of: My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt my feelings hurt toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo My feelings hurt… My feelings hurt… toodoolooo tooodolodoo toooloodoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@N3YYZ0N6 you knoooowww!!!! just whiny shit

thank God

@JVFromTheVill hahaha...you don't even have to say his name, his people already know and are so pissed in the comments.

New Genre Unlocked: VICTIM RAP

@tito_antony @kerubo_hillary wait, what did you watch?

@kerubo_hillary Nick Imudia killed the wrong person. A man of that stature needs to have fellow men as friends who are willing to go low for him and sort out the issue for him without dirtying his fingers

Hiyo story ya Nick Imudia now explains when men say they handle things differently. Most men I’m seeing are not pitying him even in death. Instead of sympathy, they’re turning the whole thing into lessons and warnings for other men. Men really do process things differently.

@jaokojohnmark "Kenyans?"- individualise please..hii social media imewadanganya sana.

We don't like you anymore Bien. Unalamba haha imetoka choo alafu una expect sisi tuskize mistari utatema ? The filth 🤏

@bukajit @LarryMadowo Ok you win. Now lets get back to work instead of this pointless fighting. Of course, you'll be working for a small percentage of that 4% of agricultural land that your people own of their actual 'homeland'.. Goodvibes & Amandla to you!

@Ny69640 @LarryMadowo Hahaha 😂So being target practice for France and a lab rat for the United States is what you call being treated equally? 😂You seriously think you’re free?

Africa Forward Summit was so chaotic that President Kagame was stranded outside at some point. Total’s Global CEO was also blocked, and was seen yelling at security. Some presidents & dignitaries left without speaking as things spiraled. Kenya (or France?) dropped the ball bigly

@bukajit @LarryMadowo Ok. you win.. I know its foreign for you to see a white man treated as a regular bystander by a man with black skin without thinking it's the end of time, so i'll let you cope with this 'revelation' in silence and ponder on what freedom can actually be..

@Ny69640 @LarryMadowo At least we take real pleasure in kicking you out of the country and sending you straight back to Kenya to become target practice for France

@bukajit @LarryMadowo We are happy with who we are..You go look for a 'white only zone' and make your day abit more interesting,

@Ny69640 @LarryMadowo Lol, you guys are really turning into Nigeria, seriously defending mediocrity and stupidity. We’re not people pleasers, so don’t mistake your behaviour for ours. You’re now France’s target practice. If you try to challenge them, they’ll kill you… and they have full immunity.

@bukajit @LarryMadowo 'When you can only attend the party from outside the venue' lol

@LarryMadowo Hahaha, Kenyans can’t even host a small successful event 🤣. South Africans are the GOATs, we deliver world-class events every time. Glad we stayed far away from that circus.