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@AshPolitik 2pp is lib vs lab. Have to recount to now do 2pp as lab vs on. But yeah keep pushing your lefty bullshit. Let's check back next Saturday hey.

Need to win seats to be the opposition

@Peter_Fitz Takes a lot for Aussies to get pissed. You'd know that if you were actually an Aussie. The she'll be right mate is over, time for new blood.

SO exciting! At this rate, you could form a government before the end of next century, or maybe halfway through the century after that. From 0 to two seats in just three decades. Keep going! Don't listen to the nay-sayers!

@matt_barrie @loadshift Got a cheeky lil 3.30$ fuel levy added to our invoice this week for food delivery at restaurant.

We at @loadshift are now seeing 39.5% fuel levies being imposed by heavy haulage carriers.

@Scottfu90305281 @EylonALevy *israels agenda

@EylonALevy Europe has to wake up and finally realize that they could be next on the Irans agenda

There’s sticking your head in the sand, then there’s being dense. Iran targeted Diego Garcia. That’s the same distance from Iran as London. You don’t need Israel to help you read a map.

@mwbzness @matt_barrie @SenatorSeanBell @Leo_Puglisi6 I think 90% of voters actually do

@matt_barrie @SenatorSeanBell @Leo_Puglisi6 Matt do you need to get sat down by Antony again to understand how voting in Australia works?

lol you can come second with 5.2% of the vote in Australia

@samlutd traditional ow... stfu. Its over soy boy

This same guy’s Facebook says he is running in ‘Frome’, when the electorate has changed name to Ngadjuri (the traditional owners of the area) Interesting coincidence

@RennickGBR @TheIPA Based.

@TheIPA We aren’t helping America. We are helping Israel and they will never fight for any other country

“If we don’t help America, why is America going to help us?” Alliances are built on reciprocity — not dependence. If Australia wants support in a crisis, we must be willing to stand with our allies. 📺 On this episode of the Australia's Future podcast, former Prime Minister @HonTonyAbbott and Daniel Wild discuss the Australian and United States alliance and how walking away risks weakening one of our most important strategic relationships: bit.ly/4bUwM0z

@Ostrov_A At this point idk who you're even speaking to? Have yet to read any support for yourself on any posts.

🚨 Sirens in central Israel again - including Jerusalem!

@Ostrov_A @TuckerCarlson @joekent16jan19 Hey @AlboMP, when can we deport him?

🚨 It’s past midnight and another wave of Iranian ballistic missiles fired at Israel, including at Nazareth and Sea of Galilee, two of the holiest Christian sites. Did I miss the outrage from @TuckerCarlson, Candace Owens and @joekent16jan19?

@sukh_saroy Why didnt you use it instead of the ai slop you just wrote?

🚨Breaking: Someone built a Claude skill file that strips AI writing patterns from your prose. It's called Stop Slop. And it's not a grammar checker. It's a structured set of rules that teaches Claude exactly what AI writing sounds like -- and how to rewrite it so it doesn't. Here's what it catches: → Throat-clearing openers ("In today's fast-paced world...") → Emphasis crutches ("It's not just X, it's Y") → Tripling structures ("fast, reliable, and powerful") → Immediate question-answers ("What does this mean? Everything.") → Binary contrasts and dramatic fragmentation → Business jargon and rhetorical setups that signal AI instantly → Metronomic endings that make every paragraph feel the same Here's the wildest part: It scores your writing on 5 dimensions -- directness, rhythm, trust, authenticity, and density. Below 35/50? Revise before you publish. Drop SKILL.md into Claude Projects or your system prompt. That's it. Your Claude-written content has AI fingerprints all over it. This removes them. 100% Open Source. MIT License. (Link in the comments)

@paulsakkal Bought mine from a post office the other day. They going to close them down too?

Labor has floated the radical idea of shutting down tobacconists to rein in the black market and closed the door on the faint prospect of cutting the tobacco excise to make legal cigarettes prices more competitive with illicit products. smh.com.au/politics/feder…

@Peter_Fitz Things that never happened >this

You say the media won't report on the colossal significance of MFW in this saga. But we at the SMH certainly have, including in my interview with their former producer. smh.com.au/national/i-gav…

@MFWitches Mfw you think you actually did anything

🧙🏽 🍾 ❤️ 💃🏼 🧙🏼‍♀️ #VILEKYLE WITHDRAWAL 2000 🧙🏽 🤩 🥂 🌟 🧙🏽 On the day ARN Media have advised the ASX Kyle Sandilands no longer has a contract with the company, we’re posting #VileKyle Withdrawal 2,000. TWO THOUSAND!!! That’s 2,000 advertisers who agreed with our civil and polite request not to fund filth. 2,000 advertisers who knew their brands would be damaged by association with a show dripping with misogyny, racism, homophobia and hate. 2,000 advertisers who want Australia to be a decent place, not one where pissing competitions and proposed incest on air isn’t a thing. And 2,000 advertisers whose staff, suppliers and customers live in the 21st century, not the 1970s (or the 1870s). That’s the REAL story today. But the media almost certainly won’t report that. Both these pieces below, for example, have glaring inaccuracies and lies within them (including that the show didn’t spread to Adelaide, Brisbane and Perth because of low ratings, which is wrong, and that the withdrawals only number 540, an astoundingly glaring - and easily fact-checked - lie) but that doesn’t stop them publishing. Anyway, we’re linking these pieces both to point out the lies AND to give you access to Kyle’s statement (also in our first comment below): abc.net.au/news/2026-03-1… news.com.au/entertainment/… If you think our response to this contract termination is a little subdued, witches, you’re probably right. The past few weeks have been very difficult for us, as we’re enduring a huge wave of hate from Kyle’s supporters (which will now ramp up even further) and are, as regular witches know, also trying to secure our own safety while still continuing our crucial work. And because while of course there are celebrations to be had, there are also now another lot of people who are probably out of work at ARN, and who don’t deserve that fate. We’re exhausted. Yet satisfied. And grateful to our community here. And thankful for your good wishes and joy. And, truth be told, a little stunned. So for now, we’ll leave you with the news that yes, more than TWO THOUSAND advertisers left the show over the past almost-two years, and you heard that here first. We stand by the numbers on that list (despite them being regularly questioned and disbelieved) and will demonstrate their accuracy when the dust settles. The last thing we want to say is this: it didn’t have to be this way. This situation could have been resolved without Kyle or Jackie leaving ARN, and we’ll have more to say on this in future. Yet since Kyle refused to do what needed to be done to resolve this debacle to the satisfaction of all, this is the result. It was the only result which could have eventuated, given the circumstances. So all we can say for now is, with great relief: Kyle is off the air. And unless his behaviour significantly changes, he’s unlikely to soon return to any program with commercial advertisers. That’s true witchy power. And it’s fucking amazing. ______ Thanks so much to the Adelaide Aquatic Centre for refusing to fund Kyle’s filth. Their ads were heard for only two weeks before they fled back in early February (so more than 6 weeks ago). We chose them as our 2,000th withdrawal because they’re so typical of the advertisers we’ve listed over the past almost-two years: a small-ish business which quickly took on board our valid feedback and decided they didn’t want any part of it. We sincerely thank them for their stance. This campaign is working so well. Yet we won’t stop till advertisers stop funding filth WHEREVER IT BROADCASTS. Please also support our work and help get rid of Vile Kyle: a subscription to the future for as little as a cup of coffee (or two) per month: mfw.org.au/support Let’s go. #ToYourBrooms

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@Ostrov_A How? I was told Iran military has been completely destroyed!

🚨 It’s just relentless Iranian bombardment of central Israel, with Tel Aviv non-stop target. It’s almost Midnight and a million people are in bomb shelters again!

Am I the only one wondering who the other 0.07% voted for?

@UxGsol You had to be there...

Are you this old?

@TheKouk If the government really does take advice from you, no wonder we are fucked.

My 2026 forecasts: GDP H1 lifts to 2.5%; sub 2.0% in H2 Unemployment rate to 5% Inflation eases 2.0 to 2.25% Wages growth soggy at 3% RBA cuts to 3.10% 10 yr bonds 4.00% AUD lifts to 75 c House prices – no change, downside risks ASX200 – below 8,000 youtube.com/watch?v=u6007K…

@robertlasagna1 We dont have technology down here, so the kids make up games and get old stale rolls, and roll em down hills to see who can get em the furthest.

In Australia, they call buns "rolls", and they won't tell me why and they won't stop

@Ostrov_A The only raping that happened.

This is tantamount to rape denial. Just absolutely sickening. Even more so from someone supposed to be an activist for women's rights and fighting sexual violence. I guess her consideration only extends to some women, not all.