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i hate ranking but here is how i’m feeling now that i’ve finished.

@TouchmineX Messi left Barca. But he kept their PR team.

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Are rating apps biased towards Messi?

@EricRStPierre Na, I like my shit hole country. Why bother moving from one shit hole to another?

Question of the day: As a Canadian, if you were granted free citizenship to the USA, would you take it?

@preshdkumar The GOAT shit hole

London, Ontario

@Stuckey2 Wait until you hear about the renovations his mom is doing on her home.

@jonafrmda1stt Nothing more fragile than an European ego.

It’s a Hollywood story with Iceland but when Congo,Haiti and curaçao qualify for the WC it’s we need an overhaul of the World Cup qualifying format

@arlowhite Fuck Italy. Suck less next time. It's The World Cup. Emphasis on World.

Is Curacao being in the World Cup and Italy not, ultimately, a good thing?

@sunday_coach All they had to do was win and they were in. Thats it. They didn't, so they aren't in. Qualifiers aren't broken. Teams just shit and didn't deliver. All there is to it. Suck less next time.

Italy has no one to blame. There is enough talent to win WC qualifiers. That said, European qualifiers are entirely broken. 48 teams. Haiti, Curaçao, Uzbekistan, Qatar And even Sweden with 2 points qualify. but there is no space for Italy (18 pts) & Poland (17 pts). Nonsense.

Dude gets told by the government to not tell anyone about his awesome new job. A few weeks go by and he doesn't hear from his job about coming in to work. Runs off and tells everyone he knows what he's been doing and takes people to locations to see spacecraft. He had it all coming.

Joe Rogan breaks down Bob Lazar's story. Lazar claimed he was hired to help reverse-engineer alien technology at the secret S4 facility near Area 51. When he first saw one of the crafts, it had an American flag sticker on it. He initially thought it was human tech, but then realized it was made of a completely unknown alloy. It seems to be 3D printed. There's no controls inside of it. It's designed for something that's three feet tall. According to Lazar the crafts were powered by a stable version of element 115, something that didn't exist on the periodic table at the time and was only later synthesized in tiny unstable amounts in labs. He claimed that when this stable 115 was bombarded with radiation/protons, it created a gravity drive for propulsion. One of the crafts, which Lazar called the "sports model", was fully intact and operational. He said they actually flew it around the base. 35+ years later, Lazar's core claims including the stable element 115, gravity drive and flying the sports model have never changed. Bob Lazar returns on JRE this week. Will you watch it?

@Romeos_burner Just slimed a course with a maximum of 400 members. I'm hoping to avoid a lot of these.

Signs the club you’re playing is a factory: 1. Connected to a resort that has non-golf amenities. 2. Need a tee time to play and struggle to get on the sheet even as a, “member”. 3. Pro shop feels like a store in a shopping mall. 4. Head pro is nowhere to be found; busy dealing with a guest induced headache. 5. Teeboxes are a mess from overplay. 6. Tipping is encouraged. 7. At the grill there’s no such thing as the “usual”. In fact, every member number needs a name to go along with it because the waiters can’t remember who’s who. Factories can still be fun, Ruth’s Chris can still taste good. But there’s levels to this stuff.

@talkSPORT Football twitter has to be the worst sports twitter. It's all just rage baiting. That's it. No real insights or thoughts. Just pure rage bait for impressions.

✅ "I'd bring in a new rule..." ⛔️ "You miss the next league game if you pull out of international duty!" 😡 "It's a mockery for so many players to pull out!" Gabby says the #AFC stars who withdrew from international duty should be banned for the Gunners' next league game! ❌

@AiPinfu2003 Not huge, but big enough and x2.

日本人を喜ばしたければデカイ肉の画像だけじゃなくて、デカイ犬の画像を見せるだけでいい。 日本人は日本の狭い部屋で飼えないデカイ犬に死ぬほど憧れている。 いいか？デカイ犬だ。

@PolymarketSport Why are Europeans so poor?

🚨BREAKING: 2 tickets to the 2028 Euros are cheaper than PARKING at the 2026 World Cup in the US. 🇺🇸Parking: $75 🇪🇺2 tickets: $60

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion Realistically? I think he should retire. If he's in constant pain and needs powerful pain meds to function daily, than I think he should quit and leave his body to rest. Find a new path in the golf world.

🚨#DISCUSSION — What do you think comes next for Tiger Woods? 🐅⛳️ @TWlegion

@DuncanAdley Magical autism

what is luna lovegood’s problem

@ApexJones22 The answer is even more obvious. He likes popping pain pills and driving fast. That's it.

A lotta people are asking the obvious question: Why doesn’t Tiger Woods have a driver? The answer is even more obvious. That man does a lotta side missions and side missions are usually self-driven endeavors.

@TeeTimesPub Grown men defending an addict. Feel like I'm watching a House episode.

Feel like this is an incredibly tough look. And I’m usually a Riggs guy. If you’re a true TW die-hard the best thing you can do right now is acknowledge the reality of his health and the situation he’s in, and hope that he gets the help he needs. Not this, whatever this is.

@CatholicCharm Chappell Roan can do it but we cant? The Rich just get Richer.

Leave this kid alone. He’s 12 years old. How are you bullying a pre-pubescent boy for not looking like a man?

@JarrodRodrigue1 FTM trans fem or whatever it is.

“You’re a lesbian, Harry”

@iibxzx Checks out.

bernardo — if manchester were located a bit further south in europe, I would stay here until people kicked my a** out of the club i truly love this football club, i love my teammates, i love the staff, i love the fans 😭