
Society for Prevention of Ümlaut Abuse 🇨🇦 🇩🇪
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Society for Prevention of Ümlaut Abuse 🇨🇦 🇩🇪
@bwrataj
Aviation and Photography enthusiast, Hiker. Retired IBM technical support for mainframe compilers. Opinions are my own.



Beans do not belong in chili. Beans were only put in chili by poor people. You’re repeating poor people patterns. End of story.

















seeing people weigh themselves while wearing socks or on carpet




They boarded a red-eye from California to New York, tired, ready to sleep through the flight together. Or at least… that’s what she thought. Then she saw it, his boarding pass. First class. Just his. Meanwhile, she was headed to economy plus. Same plane. Same trip. Completely different experience. She laughed at first, thinking it had to be a mistake… but it wasn’t. He stood there in the aisle, half-smiling, half-knowing he was in trouble. “Do you have anything to say for yourself?” she asked. “I love you,” he replied, like that would fix it. Then he walked her back to her seat, while his looked like a completely different world, wide, comfortable, quiet. And just like that, the night flight turned into a moment she wasn’t going to forget anytime soon. The internet exploded over it. some calling it selfish, others saying there had to be a reason. It’s not always about the seat… it’s about what the choice represents. If your partner booked first class for themselves and left you behind… would you laugh it off, or see it as a serious red flag?






































