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The Braves announcing booth cracking high lifes in the 7th is the highlight to my day.

@stoolpresidente You are such a bitch 😂

Let me say this loud and clear. I will be monitoring all schedule releases and anybody who makes a joke about this disgusting controversy will be put on my list and face potential legal action. You’ve been warned.

If stubbing your toe was an Olympic sport, I’d be Michael Phelps

@Bigtoe2gone Gotta get my fix at least once a week

I watch Grind like 4 times a week

@RedWavePress Dude hasn’t heard of 9/11.

Brendan Schaub: “I saw a survey that said 1 in 4 Americans think the ass*ssination attempts on the president are fake.” Joe Rogan: “I wonder what percentage think the world’s flat?” Brendan Schaub: “1 in 4.” Joe Rogan: *Laughs* “The people that thought that the Butler, Pennsylvania one was staged don’t know anything about g*ns. That’s a fact.” “I don’t know anybody who knows anything about g*ns that thinks that the president would let some guy nick his ear with a bullet.” Brendan Schaub: “So dumb! So dumb!” Joe Rogan: “And the guy behind him, the firefighter, who lost his life—that guy got shot by a b*llet that was intended for Trump. And then there’s a photo of a bullet whizzing by [Trump’s] face.” “Anybody that thinks that that’s staged is out of their f*cking mind!”

@Bigtoe2gone Hell yeah brother! As you should

@calbkeith You know it playboy. Just got a new job I’m celebrating!

Just tweeted Dale Earnhardt Jr about a DBT song I’m sure he’ll respond.

@ChudTheBuilder @nikitabier And now you’re locked up again 😂 what a bitch

@nikitabier This app gave me a voice when no one else would. I thank everyone at X for this. I pray you continue to stand on objective freedom no matter the race. We should all have the same right to free speech regardless of what color my skin is.

I posted 10 AI videos yesterday, reposted someone else’s TikTok, and schedule-posted 4 jokes that went viral in 2016. Why am I not famous yet? App is broken.

@BeaneaterB @ronaldacunajr24 It’s really not that bad.. Our 7-9 have been consistently producing no matter who’s hitting there. Albeit it’s a little worse than normal, but that 1-6 should be more than enough to put up runs.

Please come back @ronaldacunajr24.

@Bigtoe2gone I don’t know about win it all 😏

If the Wolves can steal the first game in SA then they will win it all. It’ll go to 7, for sure.

On to the next one

All this hootin’ and hollerin’ by the Lakers fans to (hopefully) win ONE game is comical.

@TheRealAnjrue @amazon @PrimeVideo

@calbkeith @amazon @PrimeVideo Talk to a chat bot. They'll reimburse you a month.

C'mon @amazon @PrimeVideo How am I supposed to watch this? And don't say it's my tv cause it's 100% not. #NBAonPRIME #PrimeVideo #OKCvsLAL #SeizureWarning

@TheOfficerTatum Snowflakes

DISGRACEFUL: Pete Davidson made a disgusting Charlie Kirk joke at Kevin Hart’s roast. "Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, and that's he's definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat.” That wasn’t comedy. That was vile and completely beneath the belt.

Almost halftime and OKC is just now shooting free throws. Shut the hell up about Lakers getting no calls their way.

@StoolBaseball @ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolHubbs @martymush @TomScibelli I hope Klimmer loses his “job” for this one.

A New edition of Barstool Baseball Power Rankings are out Who did the best?

@everymovieandtv This movie was ass

This movie got me wondering.. Why stay in a town where nobody likes you.. Then it hit me she might have actually inherited the house and stuffs, plus it was a very sick 🔥 house though.. BTW, I love that they leaned into the "grays"/flying saucers aesthetic for the aliens. It was all done so well, especially all the little sounds that the aliens and the saucers made...

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

@Bigtoe2gone Did the fact same thing in middle school 😂 Nurse looked at me like I was an idiot. I was..

Caught a edge or rough spot one time and fucked my finger nail up and bled like a stuck pig so I eventually stopped doing that.