Dean CaliGreen

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Dean CaliGreen

Dean CaliGreen

@caligreenmonsta

consider myself a pretty reasonable dude

Katılım Nisan 2017
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
Just saw a @JayGlazer clip on YouTube, and I swear @tyschmit does a better Jay Glazer than Jay Glazer does
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@klerikosmegalos @samtripoli Athleticism is more than just strength. Speed, explosiveness, agility, endurance, and recovery all matter too. Hard to believe all of that is better at 36 than it was at 26 if you were already in great shape back then like you claim. But maybe you’re just an “outlier” 😂
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Sam Tripoli
Sam Tripoli@samtripoli·
At 35 years old, Men and Women begin to lose their youth. Women refuse to understand this when their pussies are popping. They think the party will last forever. Then you find yourself 51 and the phone stops ringing. She would be crying about the dating scene if she had kids because her focus wouldn't be on her anymore. Men lose their athleticism and women lose their fertility. The wall comes for all of us. It's may not be fair but it is the truth.
New York Post@nypost

Chelsea Handler says ‘something’s wrong’ with men as she rips modern dating culture trib.al/mVUO2ni

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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@PokeTCGiveaways Why does wal mart not put the cards behind the customer service desk? Easily fix the issue
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Pokemon Giveaways
Pokemon Giveaways@PokeTCGiveaways·
This kid has a message for all you scalpers and thieves stealing Pokemon product.
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@ClownWorld Door to door salesman are scum. Had one today trying to sell solar panels and when I said not interested he got all but hurt and said “well good luck with your Edison bill.” Like dude, good luck with your bs job annoying people around dinner time
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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
This door-to-door salesman shows up with full main character energy and instantly starts demanding the homeowner “come outside and say it like a man” He rants about his shoes, claims he doesn’t listen to video devices, and keeps escalating hard even after they say they’re not interested. Remember when door-to-door salesmen used to be polite and professional? Wild times.
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🔮@6Merican·
@thecathguy Growing up is realizing that this isn’t true and everything is based off physical appearance and conformity to trends
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Fatherguy Everyman@thecathguy·
Growing up includes realizing that the popular jocky frat bros are usually popular because they’re cool and fun to hang out with and that nerds are often not diamonds in the rough and are rather unpleasant and off putting in character as well as appearance.
𝔐𝔽𝓩@mean_field_zane

One thing I have noticed here is that the frat brothers are often more interested in and open to learning ideas about the world than the artsy leftist humanities slackers.

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Clarke The Third@klerikosmegalos·
@samtripoli I’m 36 and feel more athletic than when I was 26, but I’m an outlier.
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@caldarone_al @TaraBull @gomedve You and anyone liking your teller are brain dead losers for thinking any amount of context justifies kicking a stroller with a baby in it
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Allecal@caldarone_al·
@TaraBull @gomedve I have a feeling that he knows the woman. It’s possible that she claimed the kid was his and he found out it wasn’t? Let’s wait for the whole story.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
Horrifying video circulating online shows a man suddenly running up and kicking a baby stroller at the Nassau County Courthouse in Mineola, NY. Witnesses say the stroller had a young child inside when the suspect approached without warning, delivered a hard kick, right in front of officers. Thankfully, the baby appears to have avoided serious injury, but the mother is understandably traumatized.
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Micheál Gallagher
Micheál Gallagher@MichelGallagh15·
There is no context to this video. Just showing highlights, can lead people to make personal emotional judgements.. so many on here make a judgement without knowing that full story. And yes the behaviour was completely unacceptable but why did it begin in the first place? Who started it? What was it about?
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@MightyKeef How dare you ignore boromirs sacrifice at the end of the fellowship
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TPS@TotalProSports·
You can only pick one… 🤔🤔🤔
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@Belcebuu1 @travelingflying Retard you aren’t even arguing the point being made in the post. You pay for twitter just so you can look dumb which makes you more retarded
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Taya Bass@travelingflying·
Piers Morgan: ”Everyone in England used to have guns, now very few people have. And the consequence of that, we have almost 0 gun crimes.” Tucker Carlson: ”Oh, is London safe now!? 🤣” Piers Morgan: ”Now we have a knife crime epidemic.” Tucker Carlson: ”No, you have a people problem. It’s measurable. How many people got stabbed or shot in London in the ’70s? It’s a massive increase. The attitudes and actions of the people are totally different; you’ve got different people.” Yes. Here are figures for London, UK: 1960 98% White 0.01 Knife crime per 1,000 2025 36% White 1.82 Knife crime per 1,000
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@MediocreDecisi1 @SirBylHolte Probably the Star Wars movie. Don’t have high expectations for it but my sons will probably dig it. I have no desire to go watch odyssey
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
Let me see if I understand this correctly. "The Mandalorian and Grogu" is basically just: A closeted gay actor... ...who everybody hates... ...wearing a helmet... ...carrying a Muppet… ...taking orders from a girlboss... …in a galaxy where all the real heroes are dead or ruined… …because it's written by people who hate Star Wars… ...and nothing else? What exactly is supposed to be the draw here?
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@TopTierPucks I’d argue Jagr could be there. Dude was a stud. Wonder how many points and goals he would have wound up with if he didn’t spend 3 years in the KHL
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Top Tier Hockey@TopTierPucks·
Hockey fans overuse the term generational like crazy. There’s only 6 generational talents in NHL history Bobby Orr Mike Bossy Wayne Gretzky Mario Lemieux Sidney Crosby Connor McDavid
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Jeremy
Jeremy@jeremyct·
around me, places like Chipotle and Chick-fil-A are hiring at about $19/hour. full time that’s roughly $3,300/month before taxes. after taxes you’re probably taking home around $2,900. average one bedroom apartment? close to $1,900. so most of your paycheck disappears just keeping a roof over your head. and somehow people still call this a “budgeting problem.” working full time shouldn’t feel like survival mode.
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@Eli_StayFocused @AntMess97 @sourpatchlyds So the only way to lead a household is to force your wife to do stuff she doesn’t agree with and if she happens to agree with you, all the sudden you as a husband are being led by the neck? Smooth brain logic on your part. Assumed you were dumb, you just proved it
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Sour Patch Mom ن@sourpatchlyds·
I'd really like to hear the arguments for both. Your hypothetical: A married father is in a position to save EITHER the wife and mother OR the child/children. Which should it be, and why?
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@NickRTFM Country who has never won the World Cup before is gonna win this year
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Nick@NickRTFM·
Gimme your hottest take for World Cup 2026
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Sam Block
Sam Block@theblockspot·
The Minnesota Wild (104 pts) were the 3rd best team in the West this season. They should’ve played the 6-seed Mammoth (92 pts). Instead, they played the 2-seed Stars (112 pts)… and took care of business. Their reward? The 1-seed Avs (121 pts). Just absolutely ridiculous.
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Dean CaliGreen
Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@theblockspot Bro this is such soft take I keep seeing on this app. Who cares if they had to play Dallas and Colorado in round 1/2 vs rounds 2/3. If you’re gonna win the cup you have to beat them at some point. Beat who’s in front of you
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Dean CaliGreen@caligreenmonsta·
@ginamilan_ They did make jokes about his dad in this roast. And every other roast he’s been on. You obviously didn’t watch and are just outraged over a clip. Don’t watch a roast or clips of a roast if you’re easily offended
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Gina Milan
Gina Milan@ginamilan_·
Pete Davidson’s father was a New York City firefighter who was killed in the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Most people would rightly find it disgusting and cruel if anyone joked about his father’s death. Charlie Kirk deserves the same basic human decency. Joking about his assassination is not funny, and it never will be. Tragedy isn’t comedy.
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