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tracking apts & tuning logic. | intel driven defense | msit @floridastate | #cybersecurity #ai

root@localhost Katılım Ocak 2012
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
🚨 BREAKING: The most expensive spacecraft ever built.. $93 billion to get us back to the moon.. is being rotated toward the sun because the $30 million toilet vent froze and filled the capsule with the smell of frozen piss.. it’s 2026.. astronauts are peeing into backup bags because the high-tech plumbing on our return-to-the-moon mission needs sunlight to thaw.. apollo guys did this in 1969 with duct tape and a prayer.. we came back half a century later with a $30 million toilet that still can’t beat zero degrees.. they built an entire launch system over seven years.. spent more than the GDP of 100 countries.. and the mission is being run like a student housing maintenance request.. “can you turn the heat up.. the bathroom is frozen again.” nasa is fighting physics.. it’s also fighting a procurement machine that charges taxpayers $93 billion to deliver the same bathroom the apollo boys had when richard nixon was president.. this is the most expensive smell in human history.
Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported. NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.

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Dr Danny
Dr Danny@DannyMD_UK·
@TukiFromKL They should have used the one from big bang theory
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andy@1a1n1d1y·
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menzo@canmenzo·
@fkadev zam gelmeden fulledigi icin aslinda ironi degil abimiz 5d satranc oynuyor
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menzo@canmenzo·
@IceSolst id prompt claude “make nmap from scratch, make no mistakes” rn but i’ve already hit my limit jokes on you, nmap would take >1 year to code since you hit limit after 2 prompts xd
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solst/ICE of Astarte
If you had to implement nmap from scratch, it would take you > a year of full time coding
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Bob@TheMonkBob·
@kdaigle @Trace_Cohen Please god if you actually do this you have to let me know it’s because of my reply 😂
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Kyle Daigle
Kyle Daigle@kdaigle·
Yup, platform activity is surging. There were 1 billion commits in 2025. Now, it's 275 million per week, on pace for 14 billion this year if growth remains linear (spoiler: it won't.) GitHub Actions has grown from 500M minutes/week in 2023 to 1B minutes/week in 2025, and now 2.1B minutes so far this week. So we're pushing incredibly hard on more CPUs, scaling services, and strengthening GitHub’s core features. And as a fine purveyor of hand-crafted shit code for many years, I'm not gonna weigh in on that. 🤣
ThePrimeagen@ThePrimeagen

I would like to make my apologies for defending M$, but I must from time to time. I have to put respect on github for handling the amount of shit code that has been added over the last 3 months. literally 10s of billions of lines of code that will never see the light of a CPU

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d4rkr34p3r666@reimufan099·
Every chud has that one goyslave homeboy they don’t play about
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@canmenzo Again and again...
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menzo@canmenzo·
Artemis II Launch from A. Max Brewer Bridge in Titusville, FL.
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menzo@canmenzo·
“Alexa, play free bird.”
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menzo@canmenzo·
@smmmbozdogan won’t miss it for the world.. or the moon ;)
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Güngör Bozdoğan
Güngör Bozdoğan@smmmbozdogan·
@canmenzo Tüm insanlık adına bu kadar önemli bir an için kardeşim emir ve can ordalardı…🫡
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
I’m deleting my YouTube channel
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vxdb@vxdb·
The Linux kernel source code has been leaked!!
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Aayush Saini
Aayush Saini@AayushSainii·
@canmenzo That’s an interesting angle! If you ever want to chat about AI challenges or need support, I'm here. Let's connect!
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menzo@canmenzo·
You can hire me to fire me! I’ll take the blame and be the scapegoat for AI tool error or “developer error”. Will sign any NDAs! One-time 500K$ payment!
Boris Cherny@bcherny

@BenLesh No, can confirm it was not related to bun. Just developer error

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Mete Polat
Mete Polat@metedata·
New achievement unlocked:
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menzo@canmenzo·
@bennyjohnson Imagine being the astronauts trying to get sleep tonight 😭😭
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
close up of the Artemis rocket against its future destination 🌕 Inspiring to the human spirit
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Sayzryn
Sayzryn@Sayzryn·
@birdabo What could they possibly use that data for?
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sui ☄️
sui ☄️@birdabo·
Anthropic seems to be tracking all your rage moment with claude. read that again. there’s a regex in the source that detects certain “hurtful” words. it doesn’t change or affects claude’s response but silently logs is_negative: true to analytics. they basically have a database every time you’ve rage typed at claude lmao. can’t prove it but if ur usage sucks they’re probably doing it on purpose to your account.
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