Turtle with a flat earth on back

@Colin_d_m Why wouldn’t you just do the fdr?

i love having to go through brooklyn to go from manhattan to manhattan

@JanePublic1776 @SenRandPaul So you didn’t understand why the 21st amendment was necessary? You don’t “amend” amendments. You amend the law. Which is what amendments do.

@SenRandPaul This shouldn't be a separate amendment. You should update the existing amendment to be clear about what birthright citizenship means.

I am introducing a Constitutional Amendment to end Birthright Citizenship. Under current interpretations of American law, anyone born on American soil automatically becomes a U.S. citizen, regardless of whether the parent was here legally or not.  This is wrong and not at all the intent of those who wrote the 14th Amendment.  We are a country filled with immigrants, and legal immigration is valuable and should be protected. But we are also a country whose borders have been too open and our generosity exploited too often. President Trump has moved to seal our border from illegal immigrants more than any other president.   But we will have more to do. We need to make sure that only children born to legal residents of the U.S. are automatically citizens. I have supported protecting birthright citizenship from abuse since the beginning of my tenure in the Senate, when I cosponsored the Birthright Citizenship Act of 2011, and now I am proposing an amendment to protect United States citizenship in case the Supreme Court fails to address this issue correctly.

@jaybrigitte @RonFilipkowski Is he just slowly morphing into this guy?

@RonFilipkowski That mf is Ted Cruz.

Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.

@JJandBandit @MacFarlaneNews And what is untrue about it?

@MacFarlaneNews NBC News also said this...

Tough, tough number for GOP ahead of midterms

@vitt2tsnoc 1) Hands on rails 2) swing forward 3) kick the back of both knees 4) guy does faceplant 5) carry on with day

I fucking hate shit like this. I’d punch this twat in the cap.

@SpecialPuppy1 Pragmatically it would bring the vote closer to the “will of the the people”. I believe every state currently has the ability to do this if they so choose. They would need to decide for themselves, as I respect state sovereignty when it comes to elections.

Would supporters of the Electoral College be okay with every state allocating electoral votes proportionally? For example, if Trump won 38% of the vote in California, he’d get about 21 of California’s electoral votes instead of 0. If not, why not?

@UziCryptoo There’s two kinds of debt: healthy and unhealthy. The amount is irrelevant. The reason is the important factor. If you’re making 9% on a 6% loan, then the more debt the better

CALLER: I put $3,000 worth of monthly expenses on my credit card and pay off in full. I get 2% cash back, so that's $60 back every month. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid of the card. You're telling me that you spend $3,000 on a high interest credit card, just to get $60? That's not how you get rich! CALLER: I don't pay interest, I pay it off every month and get $60. DAVE RAMSEY: Get rid the card, use debit cards ONLY! CALLER: So give up the $60 I get back monthly? DAVE RAMSEY: That's not how you get rich! In reality, if you are resposible, USE credit cards. It's not just cash back. It's also liability protection. Every dollar matters.

@JustinS65097428 @ZetPa0 @OhItsRyan So you’re saying the executive branch is going to be used to interfere with the legislative branch’s advise and consent power? What jurisdiction does the executive branch have over Supreme Court confirmations?

@carrying_a @ZetPa0 @OhItsRyan They would find a way to accuse Democrats of doing something illegal, the DOJ would gladly pursue it, and the courts would find a way to decide it's not their jurisdiction.

@JustinS65097428 @ZetPa0 @OhItsRyan Once again, please give examples of “things Democrats never considered”

@carrying_a @ZetPa0 @OhItsRyan That only works if the blocking party is the Republican Party. We've seen time and time again that it's "Rules for thee, not for me" with them.

@ZetPa0 @JustinS65097428 @OhItsRyan You mean like when the Senate refused to vote on merrick garland’s nomination for Supreme Court justice? Remind me when he got sworn in?

@carrying_a @JustinS65097428 @OhItsRyan It could be argued if the Senate refused, that'd be seen as waiving its role and the new SCOTUS could be sworn in. They tried to do the same thing with the gerrymandering in Texas when Democrats refused to vote. So yeah, they 100% will go for it. How will the Dems stop that?

@JustinS65097428 @OhItsRyan Please give examples of “things Democrats never considered”

@OhItsRyan We all know that if Democrats try and deploy a McConnell strategy, Republicans will respond by doing things Democrats never considered, and they'll end up getting what they want.

@igorbobic @AnnaBower How about just “not US”

Wait, is Pam Bondi also going to NOTUS

@marymaskew @IhoPwaitress74 @jkbjournalist Look at the clothes. Especially the straw boater hat or the cloche that women are wearing. Very 1930s

@IhoPwaitress74 @jkbjournalist Not the 1930's- the photo is from the 1950's.

Less processed food.

@JamesLucasIT Might have something to do with the Great Depression?

This is a New York City newsstand in the 1930s Genuine question: why no overweight people?

@AmericanaMama_ I’ve been in exactly 2 physical altercations in my life. Both were preceded by me having to deal with incessant bullying. The instant I finally defended myself, the bullying stopped. I showed patience. I showed grace. At a certain point, you’re left with no other option.

Nah fam

@travisakers There’s a place on earth that is so remote, the international space station is closer than any other land. It’s called point Nemo.

Atlanta is closer to Canada than Miami is to Atlanta. I have no point to make, I just thought you should know.

@MasqueradeFitz @Stealth40k Tariffs on imports = taxation on the US tax payers. The money already came from the US tax payers.

@Stealth40k Suing the US government = suing US tax payers. The money will be coming from them after all, the American people. Regardless of the politics of it all, Nintendo ain’t going to give the money back to the people but instead themselves.

According to Aftermath, Nintendo of America sued the US Government over the tariffs. "[Nintendo of America] has standing to sue because it is the importer of record for goods that were subject to IEEPA Duties," lawyers write, noting that the company "suffered injury" from those tariffs. aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif…

@cabsav456 Isn’t that the exact amount he’s suing the IRS for?

Trump: "I want to let you know that the United States is going to make a contribution of $10 billion to the Board of Peace." He added that the amount "is a very small number when you look at that compared to the cost of war." Congress has power of the purse, not the President. The President doesn't have unilateral authority to commit billions in taxpayer dollars to a brand-new entity that he personally chairs FOR LIFE. This is absurd. Again, where the hell is Congress? @GOP @HouseGOP @SenateGOP

@jaye40msnc33084 @todd20006 @RepNancyMace Since now evidence is necessary?

@todd20006 @RepNancyMace Because there has to be evidence not just a mention in a file. SMH 🙄

We called for Prince Andrew’s arrest months ago. Its FINALLY falling into place. THIS is the start of a reckoning. Who's next?

@atrupar Sounds like something a person profiting from this would say.

Jared Kushner at the "Board of Peace" -- "People are not personally profiting from this"