Cartier Stetson

@pissvortex learn to code and fix this gif so it doesnt flash white between each frame

Remember “Learn to code”

@tenthousund pyou're

u can microwave silverwhere if u're pure of heart

@pepsibong I have a rolex sweetheart I can tell you the time

@tmbg13 you sound like Greg from Yes, Dear

One of the best things about this account is the sheer amount of actual sitcom people it has and every so often a Too Many Cooks sneaks its way in and it's a slap in the face every time

@superboogus1 why doesnt my superhero make logical sense?!

Eve could be the strongest in the verse is charlie kirkman knew how to write woman

@elenacute01 You can die immediately

@AllYourMoneyNow @K3nB3n to populate google search results

@K3nB3n What do people think the purpose of dictionaries is?

If you don't Google words while ur reading I don't believe you've ever read a book outside of a school setting. And if you have never ur probably reading books by Dr Seuss and dramas

@R1ckDubber @hostileworm

@cartierag @hostileworm Well that literally is an ad for beef

i would never argue with a vegan because they’re making the morally correct decision and i’m not. i don’t have any truly sound way to counter their perspective from a moral standpoint. so i just practice cognitive dissonance and eat my beef and pork and keep my mouth shut.

started raising rhinos on the ranch and the fences are such a pain in the ass to maintain! the rhinos are constantly damaging them and the repair efforts are dangerous. maybe this idea isnt that good?

@FreshFindsPod for oxygen masks. they can create the necessary seal with a mustache, but not a beard

Are firemen required to have a mustache or are they all just like that?

love this! mother's day is just around the corner, share this AI 50 dollar bill with a special mother in your life!

every dad you know is driving drunk to church this weekend

@millexcel top knotch is a really good pun

nice bun, where ya from? this week's ep is all about MAN BUNS. and it's a top knotch episode. so put your hair in a manly bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it: youtube.com/watch?v=tC9JZd…

@herpert @TheMonkeyJungle no it is fucking not

@TheMonkeyJungle That's tea? Tea is a meal, too

My wife just asked me “What was that saying you had where you’d say like ‘That’s lunch!’ to say something is good?” and I have no idea what she’s talking about but also believe her that I did that

@oldfriend99 @naomirwolf wtf? thats crazy

@naomirwolf I've been noticing my socks feel weird lately! I can't get them to feel right!

Something really weird is happening. (The world has been weird since at least 2020, as I elaborated two essays ago). Do people seem more and more visibly to be wearing their souls on their physical bodies and faces? Like, good people are visibly glowing, no matter their level of physical ability, and yet people in a state of moral compromise seem increasingly visibly dim or darkly lit or almost drying up and physically almost crumbling or decaying?

@Comfortable29 @zyudhishthu

@zyudhishthu Is that fucking ice cream on a fucking slice of fucking pizza???

And it will be beautiful. How could you regret spending 6 dollars on this?

@blephin_ @ikissfrags what can you spend $200 on thats not skins?

@ikissfrags unfortunately if ur acc has 1 game and its cs2, and u havent spent $200+ ingame (not skin value, purchasing in game) you will just become red trust factor at some point if people report you alot

my account lasted 4 matches before getting red trust factor, thank you cs for making me wanna kill myself

inconspicuously in the feminine hygiene aisle of target seeing who picks up the "sport" tampons and trying to spark up a convo about the nhl playoffs

PUP song for my alarm. I'm up. thanks PUP