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@SoVeryBritish Fat Rascal

What are the two greatest words in the English language? I’d go for: Sandwich Platter

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@ruskin147 Awwwww lovely ☺️ no more hiding behind the settee Sophie x

This marvellous sight has just arrived from home - seven months after we bought it #sophiefromromania has finally settled in to the right bed in the right place

@BoothsCountry Dark almond and sea salt! @TonysChocoUK_IE

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Beyond excited 😂

@sharkastic @GMB 😂

@GMB He is very kind. After all he gave 12 million quid to a woman he'd never met. You can't get kinder* than that * Kinder as in generous, not as in the German for children

'The spotlight needs to come off him to let him get on with his life.' Sarah Ferguson says Prince Andrew is 'a very good grandfather' and a 'kind, good man'. #GMB

@matthewjh She should definitely have one. Amazing effort! ⭐️

@burnerstreaming @Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel Sounds like heaven to me!

@Baddiel @Ivorbaddiel Just before you sat down to a 3 course meal of Prawn cocktail, chicken in a basket and black forest gateau

A photo (that as I’m not in it I may have taken) of my family that I think is a contender for most 70s picture ever. Note especially my dad’s cigar butt and ⁦@Ivorbaddiel⁩’s stance.

@BillyCrystal Happy Birthday Billy! 💜

@DianeCoyle1859 😂 she’s playing knicky knocky nine doors!

A certain dog is driving me nuts by repeatedly knocking at the kitchen door to come in and then saying, maybe not…. #sophiefromromania

@JeremyVineOn5 Hard no.

Should Boris give his dad a knighthood? The former PM has put his father forward for a knighthood in his resignation honours list, The Times has reported. Stanley Johnson was one of as many as 100 names allegedly listed. Do you agree with using the honours for a family member?

@RealKenBruce My favourite show on the radio, the one I’m sad about if I miss (although can catch up). Thanks for the good times. What a miss you will be!

I will be presenting my last show on Radio 2 next Friday. I had intended fulfilling my contract until the end of March but the BBC has decided it wants me to leave earlier. Let’s enjoy the week ahead!

@JeremyClarkson Best thing on telly, binged the whole series. Series 3 please. Thanks for having a pet Pepper! 🐮

Do please watch Clarkson’s Farm 2 this weekend on Amazon. People seem to be loving it. And the soundtrack is amazing.

@michaelscat2 Cuteness 🥰

Post last picture of you cat! *No cheating*

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo It’s grim. Almost as bad as my mistake to get a Big Tasty yesterday from the Golden Arches. 🤮

I just made a secret decision to treat myself to the first Creme Egg of the year! Hurried furtively from the shop, unwrapped it in excitement… and I’d bought a WHITE one by mistake. What a living hell. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, Only Connect is on tonight. 8pm @BBCTwo

@BabatundeComedy It doesn’t look comfortable tbh!

Na I’m finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DianeCoyle1859 She loves her garden. Great to see her so happy 😀 💖

Playing in the garden with #sophiefromromania this morning

@JamesTCobbler Well done Steve what an amazing thing.

A colleague Steve, who’s a serving prisoner on day release, saved a customers life yesterday when they had a heart attack while shopping. His quick thinking, and past career as a paramedic, ensured the customer survived and is doing ok. Thanks Steve for being amazing.

@NoContextBrits Cadence 🥴😂

What word or phrase makes you cringe?

@NoContextBrits ‘The wife’ also ‘hubby’ 🥴🤢