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@CenturyLink I've been without internet for days. Our appointment was cancelled, my husband was hung up on when trying to get more info Next we're being told we need to upgrade. Can someone just help us without giving us the run round? Xfinity is looking pretty nice right now

I can't believe @CenturyLink is going to charge me $99 to fix my internet that randomly went out. And make me wait a week to fix it. And also keep me on hold for an hour and speak to 5 people and then drop the call without any resolution. @Xfinity can have my business

And I called @WestJet customer service at least 3 times trying to manage my bag delay. Thank you @UnitedAirlines for actually taking care of my bag in Tokyo and not @WestJet

Notice my bag went from Seattle to Calgary to Vancouver and then BACK to Calgary before getting it 4 days later in Japan. And they won’t reimburse me for the straightener I bought right after I saw it was in Calgary

Don’t ever fly @WestJet because they’ll lose your bag for 4 days on your honeymoon, refuse to reimburse you for your purchases and then not refund your seat selection when they rebook you on another airline

Ticketmaster is literally Satan. Two of Dante's ring's of hell belong to @Ticketmaster. One is trying to buy from your computer and it thinking you're a bot no matter your browser and the other is trying to buy from your phone and constantly getting a 403 page

One thing about me is I’m gonna pee when we get there and I’m gonna pee before we leave

I don’t get Liquid IV. 1) IVs are already liquid. 2) it’s a powder

What if instead of a Master branch we called it a Daddy branch

AJ Soprano is just mafia Bobby Hill

It’s like every good dish in Mexico is made from the cuts of meat no one wanted. Who is eating all the good cuts then? Where are they?

how do I lodge a complaint with @avis that their complaint submission site is down

The new @glossier balm dotcom formula smells cheap and synthetic, and it makes me sad 😭. Taking recommendations for a new balm

My bags under my eyes are so big the city of Seattle has charged me $0.08 for them

Maybe we should just start referring to them as Ticketmonster with these FEEEEEES

The number of calls I’ve tried to make trying to dispute a charge for the wedding dress @odylyne never sent with @Chase is why I’ll switch back to @USAA

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@bizcazfri oh you think you're better than me?

Wordle 227 2/6 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@matthewcpaul @itspchew It’s cool, I think we can all agree scooter kids are the worst

@itspchew Cc @chanalytical i apologize that i offended either of you. it wasn’t about any particular person, and certainly not the both of you. in all honesty it was just a silly shitpost.