Christian Hartwig

@Schwarzenegger just got out of the hospital last week, and decided to start a new health journey with thepump.app. Will have this in my pocket to remind me to make sure I stay on course. Thanks for creating this positive corner of the internet.

@RaySharradh @cicero_mn Fair enough, I’ve never had it. Maybe I’ll check it out.

@chhartwig @cicero_mn I don’t like Aldi, but Lidl’s bakery has AUTHENTIC German Brötchen! That alone will get me back in the door.

Aldi sucks. You need a quarter for the cart. 👎 The cashier is sitting down. 👎 No bags. 👎 After shopping at Aldi, you need to go to a real grocery store to buy everything they don’t sell at Aldi. 👎 One positive: you don’t have to return the cart because the people that shop at Aldi will fight over a cart with a quarter in it.

@langstonwertzjr I hope this situation teaches people to focus on the task at hand and complete it before celebrating. Also, this is really dumb. Celebrating doesn’t change the results of the race and the champs are the champs.

The Observer reviewed several photos of other athletes who participated in the state championships Saturday and found many had similar celebrations to the one that got Mallard Creek disqualified. View at link below: charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-sc…

@Jason It’s going to 0

Uber is going to be bought by Google/Waymo, Amazon or Tesla/SpaceX in the next year. For a “buy it now” price of $250b, one of those three companies gets a $12b a year free cash flow machine with $70b in revenue — and hundreds of millions of global customers This is the most obvious M&A deal since Instagram, Android and YouTube transformed Meta and Google Discuss

@FrauTillmann Finer Form 5-in-1 Weight Bench,... amazon.com/dp/B07XTPLSPW?…

@chhartwig where did you get your bench?

With the help of @Schwarzenegger and thepump.app I was able to lose 80 lbs. Most of the work was done with my body weight, a few adjustable dumbbells and a step stool. I’m just one story, people have lost over 200 lbs with this app. Don’t think, just sign up.

@ginacarano An amazing accomplishment, congratulations! It’s not an easy thing to do.

Ok. Vulnerable post but here we are. I just weighed in at 141.4 lbs. Since Sept 2024 to today, May 15, 2026, I have lost 100lbs. It hurts to say that and share but I am going to share it because I worked so damn hard every week for over a year and a half to shed this weight. It did not happen overnight. If it wasn’t for having this incredibly challenging goal in fighting @rondarousey I most definitely wouldn’t have reached this. I was pre-diabetic, had trouble simply walking in September 2024 and have been on the path to recovery to turn myself back into an athlete since then. It was hard, SO damn hard.. there was so much to learn, too much to unpack here, ups, downs, plateaus, things I learned late I wish I learned earlier, trial by error but I did it. Thank you to Ronda, who waited patiently while I lost this weight and giving me something to aim for. There is still so much I need to learn and want to do in the health space and to continue transforming my body, but for today, I thank God, my husband and my family for sticking with and encouraging me the whole way. I pray this encourages you wherever you are in your health journey. Believe there is hope. Never give up. Ok.. enough emo, I’ve got a fight tomorrow. We’ve worked so hard to get here. Tune in!! @netflixsports @netflix @MostVpromotions

Does anyone make a wireless meat thermometer that actually works @MEATERmade

@Tesla @RonDeSantis Watching @RonDeSantis figure out that Tesla is 10 years or more ahead of every other car manufacturer in real time is pretty awesome, haha

@RonDeSantis FSD Supervised makes collisions much less likely. 7x fewer minor & major collisions compared to US average Fewer incidents across the fleet = fewer claims = lower loss frequency, which insurance premiums will reflect tesla.com/fsd/safety

Yes but I’d imagine it’s a lot more costly than a cybertruck. Be interesting to examine if there is potential cost savings across the fleet for various state agencies.

@Schwarzenegger Super happy for Frank,

My job is to create monsters.

@StuartFeiner It’s water weight Stu. You can’t blame one day out, just stick to the plan and it will keep coming off. Also, use thepump.app that’s how I lost 80 lbs.

Thank you for joining me for weigh in Monday. Post Mother's day. Went out all week to dinners. A total disaster. Got hammered on scale. Most fun week ever but too much of a good thing and the scale kicked me in my balls. I am beyond fat and need to restart the mission. I love you

@rand_longevity I can do 30 thanks to thepump.app

can you do 10 pushups?

@elonmusk @RonBaronAnalyst @SquawkCNBC @SpaceX @RonBaronAnalyst convinced me to invest in Tesla over 10 years ago

@SquawkCNBC @RonBaronAnalyst @SpaceX ♥️ Ron

"@elonmusk is not doing this to make as much money as he can. He's doing this because he has some feeling about the planet," says @RonBaronAnalyst on the @SpaceX IPO. "I've never invested in anything like this before." cnb.cx/4eItG1F

@KatTimpf I’m so, so sorry. He sounds like an amazing father.

My seemingly healthy, strong father Daniel “Dad Timpf” Timpf died very unexpectedly on the evening of May 7 at just 69 years old.   It does not seem like enough to simply call him my father, because he was so much more than that. He was my rock, my hero and my best friend. He was loyal, funny, kind, selfless, hard-working, and so devoted to his children that it was impossible to be near him and not find yourself inspired. He was a writer, a painter, a sailor, and somehow knowledgeable on every subject from world history to literature to accounting. He was the most dependable person anyone has ever met. I always felt like, as long as I had his phone number, there was not a problem I could not solve. I needed him here with me; I am not okay, and I am far from the only person who feels this.   The birth of my son in February 2025, his first grandchild, was supposed to be a happy new beginning for our family. A family that had been already once devastated by an untimely loss: the loss of my mother Anne Marie to a rare disease in 2014 just a matter of weeks after her diagnosis.   The joy of my son’s birth was, of course, complicated by my also very unexpected breast cancer diagnosis just a matter of hours before going into labor with him. During this time, my dad did what he did best, which was to save the day. As soon as he heard about my diagnosis, he simply got into the car and started driving to New York -- making it through the tunnel just as my  son was born…on the day that happened to be his own birthday, as well.   In the tumultuous time of a simultaneous new cancer diagnosis and new baby, my dad was the sole reason for our stability, rushing in to help care for our son, and returning to do so again for my double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery, and any time that we ever needed him. It was an awful, awful year… but I found so much joy and hope throughout it by watching the beauty of a very special relationship form between my son and my father. This horrible thing that was happening was creating such a very special bond between the two of them -- almost making the terrible thing worth it -- and I was so excited to see how that bond would grow.   The bond was of top priority for my father, who visited from Michigan often. I saw him last on the Monday before he died, and my son was so proud to help his grandfather push his suitcase down to the car as he left. The goodbyes were quick. Why wouldn’t they be? We would all see each other again at the beginning of June, when we would all head to Texas for my shows and to see my grandpa. We wanted to make sure that my son could spend as much time as he could with his great-grandfather. He is, after all, 93.   I was certainly not over the trauma of my cancer or having to amputate the breasts I so badly wanted to feed my son with, but the one thing I could always count on to get me through my worst moments was seeing my son’s and my father’s faces light up when they saw each other, be it during the visits or our routine morning and bedtime FaceTime calls.   That is, at least, until I had to hear over the phone from a doctor I had never met in an emergency room in the same town up north that I’d previously announced to my father that I was pregnant that my dad was dead; I would never see him again, and neither would my son. It would turn out that last year was not the hard one, after all. Rather, it was the one I would now do anything to relive. I would amputate my breasts every year just to be able to speak with him one more time, even for five minutes.   I am currently living an unimaginable horror. For many people, this is a tragic story. For me, it’s my life. I do not know how I will recover from it. I only know that I have to for the sake of what is left of my family.

@Schwarzenegger It was so important to me to be able to say thank you to you, Daniel, Adam, Nic and Jen. What you’re doing to help empower people to take control of their health is amazing. Also, the breathing techniques you showed us during the workout has made a huge difference for me as well!

This is why I was so proud to meet you!

@bilignb @Schwarzenegger @grok конечно

@Schwarzenegger @grok Is this real?

@daltonbrewer “Technical analysis” is always dumb. If you see someone with a chart with a bunch of arrows and parallel lines, they probably read Tarot cards for their other job.

I find it hilarious all the chart bros are suddenly bullish on $TSLA now that it’s moved up 30% in a month lol It’s built a 5-year base. Every time this happens, it goes up and multiplies very quickly Cybercab and Semi production has begun Robotaxi is slowly but surely expanding FSD take rate is surging and going global Everything is coming together beautifully

@JamesCipriani Spittin facts

💪 After 30+ years of training and coaching… The answer hasn’t changed. It’s not about: The newest program The newest diet The newest trend It’s still about: • structured training • progressive overload • consistent nutrition • enough recovery That’s what works. And it’s what has always worked. Most people don’t need something new. They need to do the basics… properly and consistently. That’s what I focus on with the people I work with. #StrengthTraining #TrainSmart #Results

@Schwarzenegger @BornFitness @ketch it’s now been 2 years since I started using The Pump App. Today was a chaotic day, I didn’t want to work out, & I did it anyway. 80 lbs lost & no longer pre-diabetic. No shots, surgeries, or medications, just diet, exercise and @livemomentous

@ringmagazine Fight should have been stopped or Usyk should have been able to continue

Lennox Lewis and Amir Khan couldn’t believe what they were seeing 😱👀 Glory in Giza | May 23rd | LIVE on DAZN 🥊

@Schwarzenegger @PrimeVideo Can’t wait!!!

The Man with the Bag is coming. December 2. @PrimeVideo