Clown Town

@Bamapryde @vxylily Hockey doesnt use a ball so all that for an F

@vxylily Golf, rugby, tennis, ping pong, pool, water polo, polo, hockey, track and field, fencing, boxing, mma, curling, bobsled, sling, cross country, …the list goes on and on.

This is hard

@CaptainCons Go fuck yourself

Neighbor last night had his lawn guy going at 630pm I feel like all lawn work with loud tools must be done between 730a-4p. Outside of that and you’re rude

@JonPgh Questioning whether a dude going in the 1st round of fantasy drafts this year makes me question the whole baseball operation as a whole....

Is Ronald Acuna Jr. even that good

@things_sox Lol aces dont have 3.96 eras. He's been fine....an ace? Let's be serious.

Why do people dislike Anthony Kay? He’s pitching like an actual ace.

@otokyo Someone that knows how to cook food?

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@ClownWorld Get a life u miserable fat pig

Dude’s at the bar with music blasting, lights flashing, and drinks everywhere while his girl has him on FaceTime the entire time making sure she sees everything 😭 She’s just sitting there staring at the screen mad as hell like she already doesn’t trust a single thing going on 😭 Could y’all date someone like this?

@HawkEmDownChris Deez nuts

Age yourself by naming an MLB third baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Chipper Jones.

@reneab73 @KenWo4LiFe Ya i dont live on X I have a life hahahahha moved on my ass you were staring at your screen waiting for that reply🤣😂

@chifan05 @KenWo4LiFe Took you that long to respond? Anyways, I’ve moved on. Enjoy your day. 😆

Don’t let those cub fans chant Green Bay sucks in the fucking tunnel… you make sure fuck the cubs is chanted all the way out!

@jakecrumpler I roster Melton and id rather start Schultz in San Fran. Schultz command was much better his last time out and in San Fran is about the best you can ask for. No brainer.

Do Not Start Taj Bradley @ BOS Grant Holmes vs WSN Kyle Leahy @ CIN Slade Cecconi @ PHI Colin Rea vs HOU Adrian Houser vs CHW Patrick Corbin vs PIT Andre Pallante @ CIN Lucas Giolito vs ATH (Opener) Erick Fedde @ SFG Brandon Young vs DET Chase Petty vs STL Kai-Wei Teng @ CHC Chris Paddack vs STL Michael Lorenzen @ ARI Jake Irvin @ ATL Robert Gasser vs LAD

SP Streamers 5/23 Auto Start Paul Skenes @ TOR Zack Wheeler vs CLE Nathan Eovaldi @ LAA George Kirby @ KCR

@jakecrumpler So you think 16 sp are getting rocked hahahaha ok Nostradamus!!!👌🤣

@reneab73 @KenWo4LiFe Upsessed with the Packers? Are you high on meth? Ive respected the Packers my whole life because they've owned the Bears my whole life. Actually was pissed the Bears passed on Rodgers and love watching Rodgers play. To have you fans rip Caleb apart every day is trash Fandom tho💯

@chifan05 @KenWo4LiFe Why are you obsessed with the Packers? 😂

@chisledtip24 @things_sox This is Griffey Jr BTW sorry didnt add that in

@chisledtip24 @things_sox Lol when PCA throws some years together ill give him his praise...one good 2nd half and one good firdt half isnt gonna do it for me.

My bad homie. When I said “exposed,” I meant: -Pete Crow-Armstrong went from starting All-Star center fielder to nine-hole hitter in less than a year -Is slashing .229/.307/.363 this year - Slashed .188/.237/.295 in his last 51 last year - Hit .185/.214/.185 in the playoffs

@FoxNews Im sure the insurance company he won a multi million dollar lawsuit against didnt have anything to do with it🙄

BREAKING: 911 audio reveals Kyle Busch was overheating and coughing up blood before his death. According to the audio, Busch was lying on a bathroom floor struggling to breathe and telling others he felt like he was going to pass out. “I’ve got an individual that’s shortness of breath, very hot, thinks he’s going to pass out and is producing a little bit of blood — coughing up some blood,” the caller told dispatchers. | @SandraSmithFox @AmericaRpts

@ChiBearsMuse Its actually not.

Every Chicagoan knows Lou Malnati’s is the best Deep Dish Pizza in Chicago.

@Sofia50020Sofia My cock and balls.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@Imakatt Lous butter crust hits different.

I’m going to Chicago in two weeks and I need everyone to be real with me; is Giordano’s pizza worth the hype because I need to eat a deep dish at least one of the days I’m there

@GettheSave9th How is Caleb Killian 14% walk rate not bad?

Bullpen Stock Watch A Giant Mess (Fantrax Roster %) Stock Up📈 Grant Taylor (57%) Must add based off potential. Doesn't feel like the job is his to me though. Tony Santillan (45%) Convert and play again. He's the closer and a risky one at that. Bryan Abreu (50%) Short term play. Risky Jose A. Ferrer (27%) Add for holds Caleb Thielbar (14%) Feels like another good holds add Richard Lovelady (3%) In deep leagues you could do worse. Abner Uribe (81%) His job to lose. Will Klein (6%) Nice save but not taking the job. Keaton Winn (27%) Could benefit from the other guys playing poorly. Joel Peguero (4%) Same as Winn. Stock Watch Riley O'Brien (93%) My warning senses are tingling. Tanner Scott (75%) Annoying usage but he's the closer. Rico Garcia (71%) Not the 9th. Not worried. Camilo Doval (28%) Got the job done and looked like Bednar doing it. Caleb Kilian (31%) Not good. Not bad. Just overused. Mason Montgomery (24%) Rough one. Stock Down📉 Seranthony Domínguez (77%) Where was he? Jack Perkins (41%) Feels like it's over for saves. Graham Ashcraft (43%) He's out of the 9th for now. Calvin Faucher (12%) You can move on for both saves and holds. Erik Miller (18%) Seems like he might still be hurt. Matt Gage (8%) Not a closer. #FantasyBaseball #Closers #Bullpens #MLB #Mr9thInning

@courtney883 They split the first 2 my lord. Have some faith.

This is starting to feel like a little bit of a let down series for the White Sox after an electric series against the Cubs at home. Add in the long flight to Seattle, team seems a little flat so far.