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@yducknow go to the zoo, dumbass. the world is beautiful

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

@MayorFrey The Gestapo murdered your constituents and you're talking about football?

Big news!  We are officially bidding to bring the NFL Draft to Minneapolis in 2028.

@TimSweeneyEpic How much of a pay cut did you take before going after the livelihoods of 1000 employees? What did you sacrifice first?

In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

@TrevorSheatz Trevor Shitz you sound like a fucking loser man. But like good for you I guess. Your wife will be one lucky widow someday

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@MegaCrit Yall really saw 5 people on reddit posting their infinite combos and decided to delete silent from the game 😭

The first BIG balance pass for Slay the Spire 2 is now out on the beta branch!! (Sorry infinite build lovers.) It also includes a Phobia Mode, lots of bug & crash fixes, and--as you can see below--some cool new art and VFX! 💫 Patch notes: store.steampowered.com/news/app/28688…

@JoovYT I do not trust the creators of the turbo-p2w superslop mmo to make a good game but am willing to be proven wrong I guess

When the game I disliked based purely on vibes and unsubstantiated hate posts a sub 80 metacritic score

@RepJoshG I would bet about $6.745M that you're full of shit

Joe Kent resigning and immediately pivoting to blaming Israel for everything is as predictable as it is unserious. Scapegoating Israel isn’t just a tired antisemitic trope – it’s anti-American. This is a guy with ties to white supremacists and has “PANZER” tattooed on his arm, referring to a Nazi tank infamously used in crimes against Jews. Kent's reduction of Iran to “Israel’s fault” isn’t leadership, it’s bigoted deflection.

@NVIDIAGeForce fucking horrible. an insult to every artist in the industry

Announcing NVIDIA DLSS 5, an AI-powered breakthrough in visual fidelity for games, coming this fall. DLSS 5 infuses pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials, bridging the gap between rendering and reality. Learn More → nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/…

@faggotsquared mandatory training at my office job ugh

what fucking survey are you taking brother

@YairZivan Never in human history has there been a more deserving target than you

Senator, I work for the Leader of the Opposition in Israel and I’m writing this from a bomb shelter with my children. Israel is under attack by fanatical terrorists who want to murder us. It never ceases to amaze that your humanity never seems to extend to Israeli lives.

@kajakallas you are shameless puppets to a nation of pedophiles

The EU continues to hold Iran accountable. Today, EU Member States ambassadors approved new sanctions targeting 19 regime officials and entities responsible for serious human rights violations. As the Iran war continues, the EU will protect its interests and pursue those responsible for domestic repression. It also sends a message to Tehran that Iran’s future cannot be built on repression.

@ChrisMurphyCT thanks for sharing. what are you doing about it

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

@floatovertrees @Sammxney @bo_austin_ Just rude?

@Sammxney @bo_austin_ i never said i'm autistic

yeah, that’s called being bad at socializing — socializing is predicated on pretending you think something is meaningful because it might be very meaningful to the person you’re talking to

they HALO jump john fetterman into the dead center of tehran, buttass and fucked up on crystal. the ultimate weapon. but he gets porno mad and starts flinging around IDF guys so they have to flamethrower him and he’s just yelling

We did this to a major, sophisticated city of ten million good and decent people and our leaders can’t articulate a coherent reason why

@elianayjohnson Cope

Zohran Mamdani’s wife liked social media posts celebrating Oct. 7 attacks - jewishinsider.com/2026/03/zohran…

@TimSheehyMT Resign in disgrace, traitor

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation. This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he needs without causing further violence.

@discord What you got wrong: virtually everything What youre changing: nothing? timing, maybe?

Getting Global Age Assurance Right: What We Got Wrong and What’s Changing. Read the update: discord.com/blog/getting-g…

@HustleBitch_ really good scoop hustle bitch. think you're onto something here

🚨 THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS — MEN CAUGHT LOADING NYC SNOW INTO A U-HAUL AT NIGHT Two men were caught on camera shoveling piles of New York City snow straight off the street into the back of a U-Haul. Not plowing it. Not clearing sidewalks. No sanitation logos. No city trucks. They were filling the rental and shutting the door. The woman filming said she was too stunned to process what she was watching. Why move snow in the middle of the night? Where is that U-Haul taking it? And the bigger question… what exactly is in that snow?

@ASDylanJohnson a real american patriot would go. is he a pussy or something?

Due to current circumstances, Secretary Rubio will no longer travel to Israel on March 2.