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the other day I overheard my apprentice ask, can a wizard borrow a spell slot? and my first thought wasn’t “oh my god, he’s calling himself a wizard”, it was now how is a wizard gonna borrow a slot - wizard, is you gonna give it back?

.@AdamSchefter with the latest from the developing story around A.J. Brown ⬇️

@RapSheet NOOOOOOOO

The #Giants continue to add their O-line before the Draft, agreeing to terms with former #Ravens G Daniel Faalele on a 1-year deal, sources say. The 6-foot-8 Faalele started every game over the last 2 seasons and has a familiarity with several coaches, including John Harbaugh.

One of the best remaining free agents finds a home. The Panthers’ starting LT Ickey Ekwonu suffered a ruptured patellar tendon in the team’s playoff game. Walker slides in as the starting LT for now.

@ArtByHugues @jesseyjay94 @Breaking911 You are actually slow and I don’t usually reply to people but this is actually the craziest take I’ve seen so far

@jesseyjay94 @Breaking911 Remember, Islam and Iran have over 90 million radical loyalist already in the United States. They’re registered democrats, LQBGTQ members, beta males and liberals. They’re all equally as dangerous as the most radical jihadi.

🚨 DEVELOPING: CAR CRASHES INTO JEWISH SYNAGOGUE IN MICHIGAN - ACTIVE SHOOTER REPORTED • Vehicle deliberately driven into Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan, officials say • Reports indicate shots were fired after the crash • The vehicle caught fire after striking the building • Oakland County deputies say the incident appears intentional • Police responding to what authorities describe as an “active situation”

Jamel Dean, Isaiah Likely, AVT free agency with Sonny Styles and a WR in the 2nd #divisionours

Sources: Miami’s eight-time Pro-Bowl WR Tyreek Hill is being released. Hill turns 32 on March 1, is recovering from a dislocated knee and torn ACL, and now will be an unrestricted free agent for the first time in his NFL career. His release will save the Dolphins $22.8 million against the salary cap.

Snowed in weekend and the entire James Bond collection is on Netflix, OMFG my luck could not get any better

49 MILLION fake bot accounts… i told yall half the people we interact with online daily aren’t even real. the rage bait, the witch hunts, the race wars. UNPLUG!

No kings.

@ChadPergram So we’re now here?

"I've not seen them cross the line yet," House Speaker Mike Johnson told @BenjaminSWeiss yesterday about ICE.

🚨 The “bad apples” defense just got incinerated. New York Gov. Hochul SLAMS the young Republicans behind the leaked group chat fantasizing about gas chambers and rape: “These are the future of the Republican Party… Kick them out. This bullshit has to stop.”

Giants o-line are you men or mice

This planet doesn't have a race problem. Instead, it has a problematic race. And that race is the white people.

Hi. Antifa is not a real organization. Proud Boys are. Oath Keepers are. Patriot Front is. KKK is. Heritage Foundation is. Antifa is not. Thanks for listening.

@CollinRugg Not letting him over on a one lane is kind of a dickhead move

NEW: Family of a Milwaukee man who was shot & k*lled by an off-duty police officer admits the action was justified after seeing the dashcam recording. Elijah Wilks was shot after he ran his car into the off-duty officer and pistol-whipped him when they pulled over. Family and friends initially claimed that the police were lying about their account of events; however, bodycam footage proved the police account was completely accurate. "No, they are not telling the truth. The story they posted is not the truth. Not the truth at all. Not the truth at all," a family friend tried claiming. Since the dashcam has been released, the family admits that the action from the off-duty officer was justified.