Chuck

@Ask_Spectrum internet service is down in NE Louisville KY

On this date in 1947, Patent #2417786 was issued to Hurley Smith for the "Pocket Shield Or Protector". The nerd is born!

i’ve never opened up about this before but in 2016 i bought Vine for 44 billion dollars and then it shut down 12 days later. so i know exactly what elon is going through right now.

Happy anniversary to all who celebrate. twitter.com/Ballislife/sta…

Aarrr!! .... Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! bit.ly/3kpbWfk #TLAPD @thecapnslappy

This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene. The Queen having tea with Paddington - incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise #platinumpartyatthepalace

where is this truck going? 1) to bury a drifter 2) to perform an exorcism on a gypsy 3) Costco >> MattOswaltPhoto.com

They don’t serve bacon on airplanes cause pigs are on the no fry list

If stores want to accurately market clothes for people over 40 the mannequins should be lying on the couch by 5PM.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back #Meatloaf #RIPMeatLoaf #MeatloafRIP #HeavenCanWait #batoutofhell

There were more 3-pointers made last year in the NBA than in the ENTIRE DECADE OF THE 80s. Go watch a mid-80s Lakers-Celtics game and then come back and tell me it wasn’t way more entertaining than this glorified Pop-A-Shot they call basketball today.

On this date in 1947, Patent #2417786 was issued to Hurley Smith for the "Pocket Shield Or Protector". The nerd is born!

Aarrr!! .... Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! bit.ly/3kpbWfk #TLAPD @thecapnslappy

I've never seen a flag look embarrassed

One of the reasons I had to retire early is because I ran out family members that died excuses for not coming in to work.

When you’ve won your 4th #Indy500, you know how important it is to take in every moment you can. Watch tonight’s Victory Celebration on @WTHRcom tonight at 8 PM ET. #ThisIsMay | #INDYCAR

35 Senate Republicans voted to cover-up the deadly attacks of January 6, 2021. Remember their names.

Just finished my first painting. Tasted awful.